Teens Like It Big review

Teens Like it Big review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/06/2014

Overview:
They might be young and inexperienced, but they're also a little self-centered, immature, and unconcerned with social decorum, instead favoring hard-partying and not-giving-a-fuck about, you know, consequences and shit like that. They're teenage hotties looking for fun and eager to find out just how much fun they can have with a willing and erect guy. Teens Like it Big is Brazzers' teen and young adult showcase site and one with plenty to offer: porn's brightest and boldest young sluts, High Definition videos, a large content archive, Brazzers network access, and a near-constant stream of fiery hardcore romps that'll burn the names, faces, and figures of Janice Griffith, Alina Li, Kiera Winters, and Keisha Grey into your reticular activating system (the part of the brain that controls arousal). The tightest teen snatches in all of porn have been assembled here to take on the biggest dicks of their fledgling careers and Johnny Sins, Keiran Lee, Danny D, and Jessy Jones are among those providing their hefty slit-stretching meatsticks, the lucky bastards. In true Brazzers style, Teens Like it Big veers away from reality and into absurd fantasy scenarios, often involving sexy costumes and odd location shoots for added entertainment. With a monthly cost of $24.95, a Teens Like it Big membership seems a supremely promising way to get your rocks off via the miracle of online hardcore smut!

Pros:
Matching young up-and-comers like Keisha Grey, Lola Foxx, Cameron Dee, Mia Malkova, Dillion Harper, Riley Reid and Teanna Trump with porn's largest, hardest men - Danny D, Manuel Ferrara, Keiran Lee, and Johnny Sins, among others - makes for truly breathtaking scenes. The girls sometimes struggle to accommodate the remarkably large dicks of their co-stars, making for intense scenes and powerful sex.

Looking better than ever in bright and colorful 720p and 1080p High Definition resolutions and appropriately high bit-rates, Teens Like it Big's video content is as bubbly and brilliant as its subjects. Photos also look quite good, especially at 2495px in zipped sets, but it's the videos that take top prize here and are most worthy of your complete attention. Helping things along is a set of stellar viewing options for total customization and convenience.

Although there's already 336 scenes online at Teens Like it Big, each one an original creation exclusive to Brazzers, a new hardcore romp is added every week. Scanning the archive, you'll find plenty of anal sex, threesomes, facials and other external cumshots, fellatio competitions, nightclub sex, prison scenarios, and so much yoga you'll feel enlightened just staring at those supertight pants.

As a Brazzers site, Teens Like it Big acts as a gateway to the dozens of other Brazzers websites sitting on the same network. Browsing between sites is a breeze and Brazzers is very active, adding at least two scenes every day. Mr. Pink's can't bear to see a fellow porn fan go without such greatness, so we've arranged a deal that'll give you one month of access for only $19.95.

Cons:
Brazzers photo content looks great when downloaded and not-so-great when viewed online. Check out a Teens Like it Big gallery and you'll notice online viewing peaks at 800px while zipped sets contain 2495px images by the bucketload. Surely throwing these larger photos online as a second (or even the only) option would deliver stronger pics to more viewers.

Do you wanna see Gianna Nicole struggle through piano lessons from a stiff-dicked teacher? How about watching a psycho-sex therapy session devolve or cuckolding scenarios or kinky math tutoring sessions? No, you're just here for the fucking, aren't you? In that case, the often ridiculous scenarios of Teens Like it Big scenes might be something you'll immediately fast-forward.

High Definition video file sizes are getting out of control at both Teens Like it Big and the entire Brazzers network. The 720p HD download recently shot up in size and will now eat up anywhere from 1.5 GB to 3.5 GB of your storage space. Is this Brazzers pushing viewers towards streaming-only videos? Only time will tell.

Conclusion:
It's very simple, really. Teens Like it Big takes the Brazzers signature style - hot girls, big dicks, colorful imagery, and a pinch of absurdity - and focuses it on young adult performers with a fondness for well-endowed men. The resulting 336 scenes are mostly dynamite with porn's future superstars (and even porn's past future superstars) seemingly having as much fun and getting off as fully as you surely will. High Definition videos reach 720p and 1080p resolutions, looking great whether streamed or downloaded. (Though the large HD file sizes could and should be scaled back somewhat.) Photo content looks great in downloadable zips (at 2495px) but doesn't offer a strong enough, detailed enough online viewing option. Weekly updates add to the 336 scenes already available and, with Brazzers access included in all membership packages, there's an absolute shit-ton of additional smut right around the corner. It may, however, take you a while to investigate the many other Brazzers sites, what with such dynamite young babes fucking their brains out right here at Teens Like it Big.