This Girl Sucks review

This Girl Sucks review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/15/2013

Overview:
Not one to fly the not-so-friendly skies if he doesn't absolutely need to, actor/filmmaker/artist/model Vincent Gallo once told that his ideal vacation was "a beautiful girl that blows me while I watch TV." Well, there's a site that caters to such a need and it's called, appropriately enough, This Girl Sucks. Hosted by Team Skeet and focused almost entirely on fellatio - with a few TVs on in the background - This Girl Sucks serves up tantalizing scenes that pit porn's freshest talents against some more than adequately sized erections. The blowjobs are slow and sensual, they're fast and messy, they go deep and they stay shallow; whatever their style and execution, they're exclusively available here at This Girl Sucks. While a trial membership option can give you limited previewing privileges, a full membership will cost you $28.97 and promises to deliver High Definition videos both downloadable and streaming, as well as high-res photos and access to the rest of Team Skeet's hardcore sites. Listen, even if the girls don't go any further, and even if the rest of the network fails to make good on its promises, at least you know the girls of This Girl Sucks are gonna service a dick in adequate fashion. After all, they do suck!

Pros:
You wanna watch great blowjobs performed by great pornstars both established and up-and-coming? This Girl Sucks has you covered with an exclusive collection of original fellatio scenes starring such lovely young knob-gobblers as Vicki Chase, Zoe Nixon, Charity Bangs, Gia Steel, Giselle Leon, Cassandra Nix, and Roxy Jezel.

All scenes hosted by This Girl Sucks are presented in High Definition resolutions, some peaking at 1280x720p, others at 1920x1080p, all of them looking gorgeous with plenty of detail and strong color depth. Videos can be streamed or downloaded in a variety of formats, sizes, and viewing methods. Photo galleries can be viewed online or in downloadable zips, each offering the same high quality 1052px images.

Although far from a huge site, This Girl Sucks currently holds 70 scenes, each one exclusive, original, and accompanied by a photo gallery. As the only blowjob-focused site on Team Skeet, you can expect all the network's best blowjob scenes to end up right here… eventually. Until then, there's another 14 Team Skeet sites to enjoy, all of them accessible with your This Girl Sucks membership.

Mr. Pink's readers are probably predicting a discount offer and, once again, Mr. Pink's delivers, cutting the cost of joining This Girl Sucks down to just $14.87. If that's not a deal, I'm not a professional porn reviewer!

Cons:
As said, This Girl Sucks isn't a very large site, but it's getting there, albeit slowly. Updates once arrived on a fortnightly schedule, but that has slowed further. Members shouldn't hold their breath between updates for it could be anywhere from three to five weeks until the next arrival.

Although they look quite good at 1052px resolutions, the photo content could certainly be upgraded. Having highly detailed stills around 2000px or even 3000px would give incredibly detailed views of these hot young babes enjoying an oral workout.

Some of This Girl Sucks' HD videos look like they may have been up-converted from SD resolutions, resulting in hazy and unstable images. A dozen or so scenes are also curiously devoid of the 1080p formatted video, peaking instead at 720p.

Signing up to any adult website should be a worry-free experience, but pre-checked offers that automatically sign you up for membership, even if only a trial, at another site abound online. This Girl Sucks has one such pre-checked offer appear during its sign-up process. Be sure to uncheck it if you don't want to find your funds mysteriously drained.

Conclusion:
As with the other sites hosted by Team Skeet, This Girl Sucks manages to be very entertaining and plenty arousing even with its handful of drawbacks. Updates aren't even remotely regular, frequent, or reliable and are likely to cause some frustration to most members. Thankfully, there's plenty of other delectable smut available on the freely accessible Team Skeet network. Like those other networked sites, This Girl Sucks keeps the high-res imagery coming with 720p and 1080p videos, and 1052px photos; although the latter could certainly stand to be upgraded. The blowjobs in question are usually quite lively and performed with a smile, though there's also a few slobbery deepthroat scenes, including some with a little rimming for good measure. It won't satisfy your every orally-inclined itch, but This Girl Sucks is nonetheless a pretty solid collection of impressive fellatio scene well worth a look, especially if you've got a fondness for cute twenty-somethings relatively new to the porn world.