Total Teen Network review

Total Teen Network review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 12/31/2015

Overview:
It could be argued - and, in fact, has been many, many times by many, many people - that younger women are inherently more appealing than middle-aged or older females. Their wombs are more fertile and accepting of that other required procreative component, their bodies able to better handle the demand of pregnancy, and, well… they're usually a lot more fun that more serious-minded women in their 30s and above. Face it: if you want a woman who's as eager for activity and adventure as you are, you'd better aim for the high-teens, low-twenties. Total Teen Network features twenty-somethings, yes, but don't let that dissuade you from checking this site out! Total Teen Network claims to "Go behind the scenes with hot sexy teens," with "High Definition photo galleries as well as hours of videos." Ok, so that's not the most incredible set of tour page boasts, but it's not exactly clear either. The tour page frankly gives little away, simply showcasing a few of Total Teen Network's super-sexy young babes and inviting you to sign up for a $29.95-a-month membership plan. Is such a subscription going to keep your cock hard and your eyes glued to Total Teen Network or is this mysterious collection of college-aged cunts 'n' cuties just another of the few thousand forgettable "teen porn" sites littering the Internet? Mr. Pink is on the case!

Pros:
Hosting solo masturbation scenes, stripteases, interviews, outdoor exhibitionism, lingerie and bikini fetishism, and ample videos showing just how an erotic photoshoot unfolds, Total Teen Network might not be a network exactly, but it is a teen-focused porn site with some good quality self-fucking and softcore content.

The girls appearing in Total Teen Network updates aren't A-listers or AVN-nominees, they're amateurs. Busty Latina Elektra, milk-covered Kiani, dark-eyed Arianna, redheads Eva, Aylnne, and Raegen, and ebony hotties Gia and Selena all look very enticing here and are just some of the featured models.

Total Teen Network aims to make each month very busy for its members. The current advertised update schedule sees about five new galleries and three videos added to the site's growing archive every month. Videos routinely reach 720p and 1080p resolutions in downloaded form, while photos regularly hit 1600px and sometimes even eclipse that resolution.

Cons:
From a very dated HTML template, Total Teen Network's web design and navigation system aren't exactly cutting edge. In fact, without a revised, reimagined, and reinvigorated members area, this site runs the risk of seeming well and truly stuck in the late-90s, early-00s. And that's not very attractive.

Having only been online since early 2015, it makes perfect sense that Total Teen Network would still be quite small. But, with just 56 videos and 120 galleries online, this "network" isn't even large enough to be a well-stocked single site. The update schedule is busy, yes, but since all this content was clearly shot years ago and is only being upconverted from SD to 1080p HD, there could (should?) be far more to enjoy here.

Photo galleries generally reach 1600px both online and via zipped downloads. In addition to this resolution being on the low side, many galleries contain not photographs but screencaps pulled from the corresponding video. And don't get too excited about the 1080p videos either, as they're almost all upscaled from Standard Definition sources.

Some of the content featured at Total Teen Network is obviously neither original nor exclusive to this site. Watermarks on some images point directly to the site of their creation. Hell, some photo updates aren't galleries at all, merely single promo images pointing you to join another teen-heavy site.

Conclusion:
Total Teen Network doesn't exactly leap off its servers and announce itself as the latest, greatest, and most revolutionary teen porn site on the 'net and that's good, 'cause it isn't. What Total Teen Network actually is, however, is a pretty decent collection of amateur smut that sees sexy girls pose in skimpy outfits, strip to their bare skin, and even masturbate and sometimes fuck each other on camera. Videos reach 720p and 1080p but unfortunately don't look so great, clearly having been needlessly upconverted from Standard Definition formats with no quality increase. it's a shame to see such comely models treated with disregard but that's basically the state of Total Teen Network as Mr. Pink sees it today. Much improvement needed.