Adult Doorway hosts ten hardcore sites of varying degrees of outright sexual debauchery, from vintage hardcore films and straightforward handjobs to the nastiest, filthiest, most stomach-turning oral scenes you've ever seen, and it offers it all under one not entirely inconvenient virtual roof. What this notorious network lacks - and it lacks many, many things - it attempts to make up for with pure animal carnality. Are we not men, though? Are we beasts so easily satisfied? Can Adult Doorway, which panders to what many consider our most primal perversions, satisfy a sophisticated modern porn audience? I intend to find out!
Instead of keeping your head down and spending your remaining college days studying for a degree that won't get you anywhere but immersed in debt, why not salvage your time at school and do something useful. Like fuck on a stack of air mattresses covered in oil. While another girl sits on your face. And wears a donkey mask. While your friends record the whole thing on video, intending to share it with the world via college-themed party-porn site, Dare Dorm. Well, why not? After all, a libido and sense of adventure is a terrible thing to waste.
You might fancy yourself a Peter North-in-training or the greatest gift to women's skin care since Proactive, but unless you splash your seed across the face of another Czech girl every week, you've got nothing on the guy behind Only Facials. Devoted entirely to the creamy deposit tossed facewards after a vigorous fuck session, Only Facials might not actually host facials and nothing else, but it does manage to make a very strong case for face-blasting jizzbombs being the sole focus of your sexual intent.
With Indian women all to often getting shafted at the porn casting stage and not on set (as we'd all love to see), a site focusing on these exotic Subcontinental beauties needed to be created. The result of AllofGFs efforts in that regard, The Indian Porn, might seem very promising at the outset, but with all the most beautiful girls slathered on the tour pages and the members area filled with less-than-dynamite "babes", it's easy to tell the road to satisfaction via The Indian Porn will be a rocky one.
Whether called wife-swapping, key parties, swinging or "the lifestyle", switching up partners with friends and strangers in a safe, accepting environment has long been a hidden part of human sexuality. Now Swing Club Hunters hopes to thrust swinging into the spotlight with an exclusive collection of more than 150 scenes all taking place in a seedy swinger's club equipped with little else but an old mattress, a few sofas, some (hopefully well) placed video cameras, and the horniest, most liberated men and women in Europe.
You want your porn dirty, right? You want it hot, too, of course, which is no doubt what led you to this, Mr. Pink's very first review of Dirty Hot Productions. Started by four guys who wanted to ensure porn fans had access to premium hardcore content that didn't waste time with pleasantries like dialogue and pointless set dressing, content that instead headed straight for the fucking! Far from perfect and only barely delivering on this promise, Dirty Hot Productions doesn't really manage to make much of an impression this time around. Maybe in a few years once it has evolved then you'll find your faithful review churner-outerer suggesting a hasty, blind sign-up. But certainly not now.
It's hard to image any heterosexual man would want any women he's lucky enough to encounter to remain clothed while he's stripped bare, but that's how it goes here at CFNM Show, a site that takes an improvised game show setup and applies it to the Clothed Female Naked Male porn niche. The scenes currently hosted here, presented by the lovely and sexually adventurous Pepper, are a great deal of fun, yes, but the collection is so scant in its offerings that you'd have to be a die-hard CFNM fan to consider joining CFNM Show. And even then you'd want to consider your options pretty strongly.
Fort Lauderdale is one of those places most Mr. Pink's readers would have heard of, but never been to, am I right? Well, had you spent as much time in Fort Lauderdale as our friend, the owner and operator (and sometime faceless star) of Fort Lauderdale Babes, you too would not only be neck-deep in pussy, you'd be the driving force behind one of the most genuine amateur adult websites on the 'net. Finding slightly-above-average-looking girls on the streets and beaches of the titular town, our man brings them home for a bit of rumpy and leaves the camera on the while time, capturing every delicious DIY second for his devoted followers and soon-to-be-members. But doing all the work yourself always has its drawbacks, some of them are here so devastating that maybe a breath of fresh air is needed to bring some life to Fort Lauderdale Babes, if only to preserve a record of the hotties that once packed the infamous Elbo Room.