Whether called wife-swapping, key parties, swinging or "the lifestyle", switching up partners with friends and strangers in a safe, accepting environment has long been a hidden part of human sexuality. Now Swing Club Hunters hopes to thrust swinging into the spotlight with an exclusive collection of more than 150 scenes all taking place in a seedy swinger's club equipped with little else but an old mattress, a few sofas, some (hopefully well) placed video cameras, and the horniest, most liberated men and women in Europe.
You want your porn dirty, right? You want it hot, too, of course, which is no doubt what led you to this, Mr. Pink's very first review of Dirty Hot Productions. Started by four guys who wanted to ensure porn fans had access to premium hardcore content that didn't waste time with pleasantries like dialogue and pointless set dressing, content that instead headed straight for the fucking! Far from perfect and only barely delivering on this promise, Dirty Hot Productions doesn't really manage to make much of an impression this time around. Maybe in a few years once it has evolved then you'll find your faithful review churner-outerer suggesting a hasty, blind sign-up. But certainly not now.
It's hard to image any heterosexual man would want any women he's lucky enough to encounter to remain clothed while he's stripped bare, but that's how it goes here at CFNM Show, a site that takes an improvised game show setup and applies it to the Clothed Female Naked Male porn niche. The scenes currently hosted here, presented by the lovely and sexually adventurous Pepper, are a great deal of fun, yes, but the collection is so scant in its offerings that you'd have to be a die-hard CFNM fan to consider joining CFNM Show. And even then you'd want to consider your options pretty strongly.
Fort Lauderdale is one of those places most Mr. Pink's readers would have heard of, but never been to, am I right? Well, had you spent as much time in Fort Lauderdale as our friend, the owner and operator (and sometime faceless star) of Fort Lauderdale Babes, you too would not only be neck-deep in pussy, you'd be the driving force behind one of the most genuine amateur adult websites on the 'net. Finding slightly-above-average-looking girls on the streets and beaches of the titular town, our man brings them home for a bit of rumpy and leaves the camera on the while time, capturing every delicious DIY second for his devoted followers and soon-to-be-members. But doing all the work yourself always has its drawbacks, some of them are here so devastating that maybe a breath of fresh air is needed to bring some life to Fort Lauderdale Babes, if only to preserve a record of the hotties that once packed the infamous Elbo Room.
Tiffany “Tiff” Love is yet another sultry, slender-bodied teen tart looking to make a name for herself by posing nude on the Internet, but with such stiff competition from a seemingly endless parade of similarly hot young women, how can this brunette stand out from the crowd? Well, she hopes to do so with an exclusive collection of HD videos and high-resolution photos that show her rolling around on her bed, panties pulled down, fingers moist from her wetness, a wave of pleasure creeping across her face. Sounds great, sure, but will it be enough to put Tiff Love on the map?
Hailing from the great republic of Colombia, Cici Amor is the latest in a long line of eager Latina hotties who’ve decided that the Internet can make them a star! Shedding her clothes with gleeful abandon and getting down to some sultry and salacious masturbation, lesbian, and straight hardcore scenes, Cici Amor makes a bold first impression on this, her self-titled official website. Although the site is quite small and there’s still a lot of work to be done, it can’t be denied that Cici has what it takes to make a name for herself in the only industry where nothing matters but the desire to fuck your brains out, which is certainly something well within Cici’s reach.
Take a cute Czech woman hell-bent on getting a modeling gig, a sleazy director with nothing but nudity and sex on his mind, and a curved phallic fruit with an easily-peeled yellow skin and you've got Banana Hotties. On a seedy back-room casting couch we meet the titular women and are introduced to their desire for fame and celebrity. Then they have sex. Or they don't. Maybe a banana is involved. Frankly, it's hard to tell exactly what Banana Hotties is aiming for, but unless it's shoddy amateurish porn that wouldn't give a viagra-addict a chub, it fails.
European pornstars seem much more inclined to offer their bodies to rigorous, strenuous sexual brutalization more than fledgling American performers, and Anal Euro aims to celebrate this eagerness for debauchery with an exclusive collection of hardcore butt-fucking scenes starring the most adorable Euro hotties. Promising HD movies, weekly updates, and girls so enticing you may try to reach through your monitor to touch the soft little hairs blooming on their buttocks, Anal Euro has an implied reputation to live up to. How does it fare?