Unless you’ve been cryogenically frozen since the end of porn’s golden age - the freewheeling, HIV uninfected adult entertainment industry is often considered to have died with John Holmes - you’re no doubt aware of who Jenna Jameson is. A multi-award winning, crossover porno superstar the likes of which had never been seen before, Ms. Jameson makes her online home at Club Jenna. Those of you interested in joining this site should take not, however, of the critical analysis provided in this here review. Selflessly, this reviewer has absorbed everything Jenna in an attempt to provide you, dear reader, with every morsel of information you’ll need to make a decision about whether or not to join the official website of the one and only Jenna Jameson.
If you're thinking of going back to college to complete your degree but remain unconvinced of the fun you'll supposedly have in the dorms, perhaps Dick Dorm will change your mind and speed up your enrollment. Presenting group sex more wild that anything you can imagine, Dick Dorm is an all-male, all-college-themed hardcore extravaganza that must be seen (and heavily criticized) at least once. After all, it might have plenty of dicks dipping into shot glasses beneath blacklights, but professionalism has never been heavy on Dick Dorm's mind.
Bizarix is a German fetish video site promising homemade kinkiness of an extreme nature. The performing "fetish dolls" and their male cohorts conjure up some rather bizarre activities to while away the rainy days and to ensure you'll never look at saran wrap the same way again. But, with only 46 scenes available and no photo content to call its own, Bizarix isn't quite as impressive as it hopes to be.
Take a cute Czech woman hell-bent on getting a modeling gig, a sleazy director with nothing but nudity and sex on his mind, and a curved phallic fruit with an easily-peeled yellow skin and you've got Banana Hotties. On a seedy back-room casting couch we meet the titular women and are introduced to their desire for fame and celebrity. Then they have sex. Or they don't. Maybe a banana is involved. Frankly, it's hard to tell exactly what Banana Hotties is aiming for, but unless it's shoddy amateurish porn that wouldn't give a viagra-addict a chub, it fails.
European pornstars seem much more inclined to offer their bodies to rigorous, strenuous sexual brutalization more than fledgling American performers, and Anal Euro aims to celebrate this eagerness for debauchery with an exclusive collection of hardcore butt-fucking scenes starring the most adorable Euro hotties. Promising HD movies, weekly updates, and girls so enticing you may try to reach through your monitor to touch the soft little hairs blooming on their buttocks, Anal Euro has an implied reputation to live up to. How does it fare?
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With a title like Sausage Party, you might think this website was about about woman-hating men standing around comparing their craft beers, waxing philosophical about Van Halen, and stoking the flames that grill their half-pound Angus burgers. You might, but you'd be wrong. Sausage Party is decked out rather nicely with exclusive photos and videos that show how rowdy and raunchy a few dozen young men can get when they've been teased to a point of immense frustration by costumed male strippers and dancers. The party soon takes a turn for the sexier as the attending guests start to themselves disrobe and the entertainment starts getting rather personal, leaning back to have their dicks sucked, or bending an especially hot audience member over a tableful of deli trays and pounding that tight boy pussy 'til the cows come home. Don't let it ever be said that gay men don't know how to the throw one hell of a fucking party.
Having had his fill of Native American babes, Shimmy, North America's most enterprising amateur pornographer takes to the streets of the Dominican Republic to shoot his sexual adventures with the hustling hotties of Sosua in his incomparable, irreverent style. He's got money in his pocket, the lay of the land, and in a few minutes he'll no doubt have his dick in some girl's hand, his trusty camera there to capture every straight-up fucktastic moment. Since we're all a bit short on travel money these days, Toticos, which means "little pussy" in Dominican Spanish, just might be your best for broadening your sexual-racial horizons.