Taking a girl out to dinner before taking her home for "coffee" is the oldest trick in the pick-up playbook, but what does a gourmand playboy do when faced with a girl whose appetite for both food and sex is so large it's a little scary? If you ever find yourself in such a situation, you can always turn to Feed Her Fuck Her for advice. A site built around the combination of BBW models, hardcore sex, and food fetishism, Feed Her Fuck Her is as original as it is frustrating. With just fifteen scenes in its archive, scenes that are recycled as "new" updates, there's less of interest here than at your local Souplantation, where you can at least get your girl in free with a coupon.
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
When you're a Czech girl with a comely demeanor and attractive physique, the temptation to be lured into an adult film production must be hard to resist. The promise of international stardom, traveling to exotic places, and fucking the studliest dudes in all of Eastern Europe must make it sound like a pretty sweet career proposition. The thing is, it'll likely turn out like Nasty Czech Chicks: somewhat enjoyable but largely disappointing and curiously inactive.
Hentai seems to be increasing in popularity all over the world with every passing day. Here in the USA, it is often one of the main reasons for attending Otaku conventions; well, that and all the hot cosplayers. With well over a thousand scenes online, HD Hentai Tube promises to fulfill your every animated porn need. Unfortunately, with censored, low quality videos, no update information, and a weak navigation system, HD Hentai Tube largely fails to make a good impression and will probably be of interest only to those with an utterly insatiable appetite for watching cartoon chicks get viciously plugged by space monsters, battleship captains, teachers, strange white-eyed men, and whatever else the creators of this extremely weird smut have thought up. Everyone else, just walk on by.
Every time you experience an orgasm and unleash your pent-up seed, do you examine it in detail? Is it thick and heavy like unwhipped whipping cream or liquid and runny like 2% milk? Is it clumpy or smooth? Whatever the case, you can always turn to Butter Loads, a site so heavily loaded with ejaculate the webmasters had to recruit cum-hungry guys willing to get their faces splattered in the name of porn! Set up like an audition, the scenes held here go from introductory interviews with wannabe gay adult performers to blowjobs to ass-plugging sex before finally culminating in a smooth but weighty load that your surrogate butt-fucker unleashes all over the clean-shaven and stubbled faces of the gay pornstars of tomorrow, and is met with a lip-licking exclamation of "Yum! I can't believe it's not butter!"
Looking at porn in 2011, you might be dismayed by the abundance of over-inflated breasts, arrogant jizz-spurting jocks, and a rather noticeable lack of true sensuality. Why not head back to a time when hardcore adult movies were less about cramming something as huge as possible into the tightest hole available and more about putting a man and a woman, both sexy and eager to please, into a scene together and watching the sparks fly. Retro Raw hosts a great collection of vintage smut starring some of the sexiest men and women to ever grace the small (or large) screen. This is one hardcore porn site that knows that the 70's simply can’t be beat!
Our greatest poets and playwrights and composers and other conveyors of human emotional experience have long understood that solitude might be fine and even necessary, but loneliness is something altogether unwelcome. And, when loneliness strikes the heart (and loins) of a tranny-loving porn fan, where does he turn for immediate comfort, company, and carnal satisfaction? Shemale. (No, that's the name of the site. No, it's not a joke. Yes, it is rather uninventive, isn't it?) Shemale's nearly 200 live performers invite you to make their very personal, often shocking, always intriguing acquaintance.
You've ogled your fair share of hunky man-meat over the years, but unless you've experienced the simplistic yet highly potent all-male erotica and hardcore from porn's Golden Age, you've really been missing out. Male Classics and its 536-gallery photo archive does a great job of showcasing the black-and-white gay porn of yesteryear, but it runs into more than a few snags in the process.