Unless you’ve been cryogenically frozen since the end of porn’s golden age - the freewheeling, HIV uninfected adult entertainment industry is often considered to have died with John Holmes - you’re no doubt aware of who Jenna Jameson is. A multi-award winning, crossover porno superstar the likes of which had never been seen before, Ms. Jameson makes her online home at Club Jenna. Those of you interested in joining this site should take not, however, of the critical analysis provided in this here review. Selflessly, this reviewer has absorbed everything Jenna in an attempt to provide you, dear reader, with every morsel of information you’ll need to make a decision about whether or not to join the official website of the one and only Jenna Jameson.
With a top-notch pornstar for an older sister, Brittany Preston could've taken her adult life in almost any direction and she wouldn't disappoint her parents as much as big sis, Tiffany. Strange, then, that Brittany decided to follow in her elder sibling's footsteps and make the leap into adult entertainment on her very own website Tiffany Preston's My Kinky Sister. It's not just the site that Brittany owes to Tiffany, either, but her entire success. God knows she didn't earn it through My Kinky Sister, which is not only hugely underdeveloped and mismanaged, but not really all that kinky, either. Siblings don't always make the best co-workers, true, but maybe there's more to Tiffany's influence on her lil' sister than first meets the eye. So come along as, in true Mr. Pink's fashion, we dive headfirst into Brittany's online home to find out once and for all what the fuck is up with My Kinky Sister!
When you're a dude in porn, your work day can seem like a real trial. Then you glance down as you're about to blow and see two gorgeous women nudging and jostling each other to get the in the position most likely to result in their faces being drenched in your pent-up jizzbomb and, much like Ice Cube, you think "This was a good day!" That's what must happen to every guy to star in a 2 Chicks 1 Dick scene. Co-starring with porn's sluttiest femmes in scorching threesome scenes in which the lucky dude is always outnumbered 2:1, these guys are living the dream and inviting you to enjoy as best you can from your comfy, cosy office chair, fold-out sofa-bed, or padded toilet seat. Are you, dear reader, so enamored with the idea of watching some dude get blown, ridden, and erupted by two smoking hot porn babes? Yeah? Well, you might wanna do it elsewhere if you want consistency, quality, and, oh I don't know, new scenes once in a while. 2 Chicks 1 Dick doesn't really go for that sort of thing anymore, I'm afraid.
If there's one thing Katie Summers is good at, it's making her viewers fall head-over-heels in love and lust. A 23-year-old Texan whose incredible (if slightly artificially enhanced) body must be seen, preferably in action, to be believed, Katie throws herself into hardcore scenes and softcore photo shoots here on her official site, Club Katie Summers. With HD movies, high-res pictures, and Pornstar Platinum network access on the cards, anyone with a penchant for bubbly, busty Southern blondes would be mad to miss the chance to peek inside the world of Katie Summers.
When it comes to women’s feet, many guys want nothing more than to caress them, taste them, and worship them as evidence of female divinity. Putting two horny female foot fetishists in the same room and setting a camera on them, then, is a recipe for sapphic success. Sapphic Barefoot does exactly that, offering scenes of lesbian sex with a focus on toe, foot, and leg play that’ll make the tiny little hairs on your own toes (among other body parts) stand right up!
Lesbo Rimjob calls itself a site where “Horny hotties can’t stop rimming their gorgeous girlfriends!” and judging by the tour pages, which are loaded with graphic depictions of tongues in asses, this enticing claim appears to be true. After spending a good long while meandering through the site in an attempt to unveil its positive and negative attributes, however, this reviewer can only say that Lesbo Rimjob licks ass in the most pejorative sense.
Filling the mouth of a sexy, adorable woman with your drought-breaking ejaculatory deposit is, to most guys, the ultimate sexual release. Creamed Cuties is a site that knows this and features nothing but scene after scene of amateur babes getting their faces filled after sucking and fucking their boy-toy to an explosive orgasm. With 100 scenes available and eight bonus sites on offer, Creamed Cuties seems like it has a lot to offer the oral cumshot fan, but does it really? Mr. Pink is gonna find out!
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!