For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
One dick can be satisfying, yes, and two can be even more fulfilling, but what happens when the dicks you've had available to you simply stop being enough? Plenty of Dicks is a four-site network with an almost unlimited supply of hard-ons, boners, stiffies, and chubs and the will to use each and every one in aid of your vicarious sexual satisfaction. TL;DR: Plenty of Dicks has, well, plenty of dicks.
Next time you hop on a bus and prepare to ride through your urban or semi-urban or suburban stomping grounds, you should be very careful where you sit. No, this isn't some stupid 'cool people sit at the back of the bus' bullshit, I'm talking about infectious diseases, impossible-to-remove stains, and the sensation that someone came in the exact spot the back pocket of your Levis now rests. This kind of rampant paranoia and spontaneous erecting of your tightly-packaged member are the kind of results you can expect from a Project City Bus membership. Taking public transport never seemed so rife with carnally homoerotic possibilities as it does once you've seen the wild crosstown romps taking place at Project City Bus.
Home to the most desperate would-be sorority sisters in the USA and with the meanest, most dominant bitches in the house barking salacious orders from behind a booze-filled red cup, Haze Her is a Bang Bros site that takes the fucking out of the studios and bedrooms and hillside mansions of Los Angeles and onto college campuses around the country. Yes, these sexy nubile pledges will have to drop to their knees and do all sorts of disgusting, revolting, thoroughly arousing and entertaining things if they're going to go Greek. You, you lucky viewer, can simply sit back and watch the mayhem unfold thanks to Haze Her's HD vids, high-res pics, and, well… that's about it.
If you often find yourself so bored at parties that you begin to wonder whether a social life is even worth attempting, you're not a misanthrope, you're just going to the wrong parties! Hardcore Partying may involve cups of tea, cups of beer, and passed-out frat-boys, but it also shows the other side of American party life: the really fucking fun side. The booze is flowing, the clothes are being removed, cocks are brought out, and blowjobs served up, but one thing is still missing from this heavenly party scene: you! Ditch your anti-social tendencies, friend, and relax with some downtime, Hardcore Partying style! And remember, if you do get bored there's always someone else waiting to get fucked (and fucked up)!
Assuming you're above the age of 30, there are precious few reasons that warrant your presence outside or on the grounds of a junior college campus. No, I don't care if the 19-year-old babes are playing softball this afternoon! What, do you wanna get arrested or something? Instead, I suggest staying home and easing into an afternoon of furious masturbation with Jr. College Lesbians as your inspiration. With a growing collection of sapphic hardcore scenes that show college-age hotties enjoying each others licks in lieu of lectures, there's a definite reason the folks behind the Reality Gang network have decided to keep updating Jr. College Lesbians. And remember: just because they're "lesbians" doesn't mean they're not into dick; they are, just plastic ones.
Translating foreign website titles can be a trying task, so imagine my relief when the owners of Cuchi Mami gave me a quick, easy English version of their brainchild's moniker: essentially "sexy, horny babe". I'd like to say that Cuchi Mami is loaded with such supersluts, that they impress at every turn in the plentiful video selection that lures you in for a dynamite porn-viewing experience. I'd like to, but I can't. Wanna know why? Read on, intrepid porn fanatic, and find out all there is to know about Cuchi Mami and the sexual deviants it harbors.
Sitting at the mall you will at some point see an attractive woman unattractively chowing down on an oversized vege egg roll, a six-inch submarine sandwich, or an iced popsicle, and that might turn you on a little, sure, what with the obvious physical similarities these objects have to your own sexual organ. What will really get your juices flowing, though, is some wicked interracial hardcore. Starring men blessed with the biggest, blackest dongs in the US porn scene and women who might be regretting not dilating their vaginas before work, Eat My Black Meat should be making an undeniable impression on every racially-curious vicarious sex-fiend in a cozy office chair. Instead, however, it's probably just disappointing them.