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A man on a mission can be a terrifying, alienating thing or, in the case of 1000 Facials, it can be the envy of the rest of mankind and an entertainment for the ages! Part of the thrilling My XXX Pass network, 1000 Facials aims to (you guessed it) cum on the faces of a thousand women, and with pornstars both legendary and totally unknown stopping by to suck some dick and have their daily creaming documented on HD video, 1000 Facials is one mission on which you'll want to keep very detailed mental notes.

Score

Quality 9
Design 9
Navigation 10
Updates 7
Content amount 8
Money value 9
Downloadable videos 10
Exclusivity 8
Appeal 10
Overall Score 90

Videos

Number of movies 446+
Average length 22 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

WMV (1920x1080)

Photos

Pic sets 561+
Pics per set 150
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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1000 Facials review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 04/29/2015

Overview:
We all have goals and aspirations, things we aim to do before we die. Whether they're artistic, athletic, altruistic, or aesthetic aims, they can distract us from our day jobs, our relationships, even our own personal hygiene - and for what? So you ran a 5K marathon, good for you. Hey, you got that sweet 1954 Fender Esquire you always wanted. Rock on! But what if your ambition is to ejaculate on the faces of a thousand women? Well, you'd have some stiff competition from 1000 Facials, a site aiming to do just that before its domain registration expires. And, after more than a decade online, 1000 Facials is inching closer and closer to its goal. Joining the ejaculators themselves is a roster of incredible cock-suckers, pole-smokers, and seed-catchers including Marie McCray, Mercedes Carrera, Veruca James, Marica Hase, and many, many more of the best ball-drainers in the business. Charging members $29.99-a-month for access, this "one-man, one-camera, one-mission" site could favor quantity over quality or it could offer the heftiest, messiest, and milkiest facial cumshots in all of porn. Why don't we head inside and see what's what?

Pros:
Home to nearly four hundred sexy performers and their cum-coated faces, 1000 Facials has plenty to offer your average facial fan. The setup is simple: a brief introduction from the featured sucker cuts straight to her meeting a thick, eager cock and beginning to stroke, lick, and suck it. Shot largely from a POV perspective, 1000 Facials offers sensual fellatio with a predictably milky ending.

There's many a brilliant cocksucker in porn today and many have been hosted by 1000 Facials. Marie McCray, Jenna Ivory, Juelz Ventura, Vicki Chase, Jennifer White, Leilani Leeanne, and Adrianna Luna are among the hottest and most gifted performers here, and seeing their faces coated in the results of their skillful mouth-work is a real treat.

Hitting 1080p High Definition resolutions long before many competitors, 1000 Facials' video streams and downloads look and sound very nice indeed. The simple shooting style is nevertheless very evocative and loaded with crisp detail. Each slurp and gulp and gag is clearly audible and many performers indulge a little dirty talk to keep their fans right on the edge. Photos are, at 1920px, also clear and vibrant, with online and zipped galleries.

Every Friday sees a new 1000 Facials scene land on the homepage, adding to the very strong 446-scene archive already online. Throw in access to every other site on the My XXX Pass network and cut the membership price down to just $14.95 for your first month and, man, 1000 Facials is starting to sound unmissable!

Cons:
For a site allegedly devoted to facial ejaculations, there's far too many scenes ending with weak shots, small loads, and poor camerawork. It's common for the guy to dribble on his partner's lips and chin, and for the camera to cut immediately after. Cum-play, when it's included, is fantastic, but it's far too rare at this point to be a real selling point.

Many of 1000 Facials' blowjobs are quite weak, delivered with a minimum of enthusiasm. The rare inclusion of penetrative sex can turn an otherwise dull bout of fellatio into a roaring scene of thrilling hardcore fucking. Since the title of the site focuses on facials, not just blowjobs, why not include whatever's necessary to make a scene great?

While this point won't bother most viewers, those who're sticklers for authenticity and adherence to a stated mission won't appreciate the fact that it's not one lone wad-thrower coating faces here, but a long string of different male performers. Some quite naturally fare better than others, shooting bigger loads and showing better aim than most.

Conclusion:
Already close to halfway to its ultimate goal of jizzing on the faces of a thousand women, 1000 Facials has lots to offer the casual facial fan. Those with more demanding taste in their cumshots will likely find a good chunk of the archive weaker than anticipated, however, and might not be down for the sometimes tepid blowjobs that take up the majority of screen time. Whether it's the male performers or the production itself that's resulting in disappointing pop-shots, it's hard to say with any certainty. Most of the women at least look marvelous as they suck and slurp their way to a messy chin and milky lip-glossing, but their reward can seem paltry compared to their efforts. The HD videos look quite brilliant in 1080p resolutions, streaming and downloadable, and galleries capture strong images also. Camerawork can be problematic, cutting away too quickly from the facial semen-splashing. When 1000 Facials nails a scene, it's a wonderfully sexy thing, but when it doesn't, the disappointment is unavoidable. There's a new breed of porn performer out there today, one as sexy as she is eager to show off her skills and enjoy her work completely. Let's hope these girls make it to 1000 Facials as soon as possible.

Aleksa Nicole
Alex Cahnce
Edyn Blair
Jenna Ivory
Kate England
Kiera Nicole
Kimberly Gates
Madelyn Monroe
Marie McCray
Mercedes Carrera
Nora Nova
Olivia Austin
Trinity St Clair
Vyxen Steel

 

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