1000 Facials review

Mr. Pink’s review of 1000 Facials
Review Date - 07/25/2011

Overview:
Those of us no stranger to tickling a lady’s tonsils know that there’s more to oral pleasure than simply opening up and closing lips around your dick. What the girl does when you reach your mind-blowing climax could cement her sexual value to you or leave you wishing you’d snagged a more accommodating babe. With dozens and dozens of gorgeous pornstars eagerly giving some of the greatest blowjobs I've ever seen, 1000 Facials could be seen as the ultimate fellatio website that dwells on the simplest of simple sexual pleasures: facial ejaculation. Membership to 1000 Facials normally costs $29.95 a month and delivers High Definition videos and high-res photo galleries once a week, each one starring another gorgeous pornstar eager for a face-basting. The large archive and regular update schedule promise you tons of creamy goodness, but if that doesn’t satisfy you and you feel the need for some variety, there’s a whole network (My XXX Pass) at your disposal. Will you finish your fap in time to explode in sync with a 1000 Facials scene, imagining your cum dripping down the chin of Eva Angelina, Dani Jensen, or Scarlett Pain, as you fill your tissue, sock, or soon-to-be-refrigerated-vial with your own gonad goo just as one of these lovely ladies coaxes a hefty load from a 1000 Facials stunt-dick? It’s worth a shot!

Pros:
1000 Facials is heavily loaded with some truly stellar blowjobs, each one ending in a messy, face-covering cumshot that will be the envy of all who beat-the-meat to this site’s fantastic content. There are almost 450 scenes online here and another is added weekly, bringing you a huge helping of facializing smut each month.

You couldn’t ask for better cocksuckers than the girls of 1000 Facials. Each one, whether an established star or a relative newcomer, goes down with enthusiasm and ample skill, slowly but surely draining every drop of ejaculate from the head of whatever cock they’re presented with, often taking their sweet time licking their lips and catching every ounce of semen thrown their way.

Not only are 1000 Facials scenes pornographic dynamite, but they’re almost all shot in a POV style that really cements the vicarious enjoyment you’ll receive watching them play out. The girls give ample eye contact and try to impress that you could be unleashing your load on their faces; a believable idea when you’re viewing scenes at incredible 1920x1080 pixel video resolutions that blow other sites’ HD scenes away.

If you’re considering a membership to 1000 Facials, also consider this: Mr. Pink’s reader can join at a discounted monthly membership price of just $17.95, saving $12 of the regular price, and they’ll also receive free access to the other dozen websites hosted on the My XXX Pass network, all of them heartily enjoyable and loaded with hardcore porn.

Cons:
Although the latest updates look truly incredible, you’ll find 1000 Facials’ older material to be severely lacking in both artistic and technical quality. There’s not a lot that can be done about this now, I suppose, but it’s always a shame to see a now-great site’s mediocre roots.

The only model index available to 1000 Facials members is the main My XXX Pass index. This causes a problem when you only want to see who has performed in 1000 Facials scenes, not those held on other sites on this network.

In addition to a dedicated 1000 Facials-only model index, this site could also use a revised, refined navigation system that allows for greater searching and browsing flexibility and accuracy. As it stands, finding your ideal scene takes a bit longer than it really should.

Conclusion:
A longstanding staple of the My XXX Pass network, 1000 Facials is the network’s go-to site for everything messily ejaculatory and, although a few areas could use a little work, this site still manages to present an awesome display of ejaculatory prowess and the unyielding hunger the pornstar models have for a fresh semen facial cleanse. Videos now reach a staggering 1920x1080 pixels and look utterly, gobsmackingly brilliant, making the already superhot POV camera style even more intensely erotic. The pornstars perform admirably, sucking every last drop from the presented cock and receiving a splattering worthy of inclusion in the Facial Cumshot Hall of Fame. And there’s never been a better time to check out 1000 Facials for the first time, either, what with Mr. Pink’s discounted price of $17.95 now available.