ALS Scan review

Those of you who haven’t yet managed to make it with a girl for whom grooming and hygiene is a top priority, so much so that even the usually densely-haired pubis is kept clean, shaven: you don’t know what you’re missing. As aesthetically pleasing as the female genitalia might be, it is even more so when rid of all hair and left to glisten, moist and ever-so-slightly parted in the afternoon sun. A shaved pussy might be just one part of the criteria that determines you pornographic diet, but for the members of ALS Scan, it’s the total package. Presenting young, fresh-faced women completely shaved and engaging in hardcore lesbian (and occasionally straight) scenes, ALS Scan has long touted the power of a magnificently groomed gash and who are we to complain? A $29.95 monthly membership fee provides you with unlimited access to almost 300 models, their delightful sexualities, and their perfect pussies. Will the lack of pubic hair - nature’s dental floss, I call it - be all you need to find these girls phenomenally enticing, enticing enough to rub one out, or does your libido require something more? Whatever your situation, bud, Mr. Pink has your back.

Pros:
You want highly detailed, up-close views of some of the tastiest, tightest, and cleanest coochies in the world? ALS Scan can fill that order, Jim! The supremely high quality photos reach two resolutions (1600x1067 and 4896x3294), both of which present gorgeously detailed shots of the miniature slices of heaven that lay between the thighs of the models.

Video content is similarly impressive and reaches a resolution of 1280x720 pixels, or 720p. These High Definition movies look great in full-screen mode and, if you can arrange the cabling, will look even better on your plasma or LED television.

Fans of sweet and fresh 18-24 year old models will adore ALS Scan and its plentiful collection of cavorting naked nubiles. They’ve been let outside to roll around in the sand, splash in the waves, and generally make their presence known. There are also plenty of indoor shoots and no matter where they are the luscious girls show off their tight bodies.

With almost 2,000 items in both the photo gallery and video archives, there’s a huge amount of content available here at ALS Scan. What’s more, new scenes and galleries are added to the site on a daily basis, ensuring you’re never at a loss.

Everything you see at ALS Scan is an original production and will not be found in any other publications, online or otherwise, ever. ALS Scans’ style is unique and isn’t easily mistaken, making this site all the more memorable.

Cons:
Very poor page layouts ensure you’ll never regard ALS Scan as an attractive, well designed website that you’d stare at longingly regardless of its content. What does it take for a redesigned ALS Scan to hit the ‘net? Someone tell me, please!

Every time Mr. Pink has reviewed ALS Scan, this reviewer’s browsing has been severely hampered by the woefully inefficient construction of the site. Pages present far too many text links and lengthy lists of gallery titles. The only way up is forward.

ALS Scan might not be known as a hardcore porn site, but there are some boy/girl scenes online and they look pretty damn hot, too. It’d be neat to see a wider variety of content here - yes, straight hardcore would be awesome - instead of the same flirty stripteases and light lesbian interactions.

Unfortunately, and it’s always the case with sites this large and well established, older content doesn’t come close to matching the technical and artistic brilliance of the newer updates.

Conclusion:
Having received consistently high praise from Mr. Pink’s in the past, it’s no surprise that ALS Scan comes out glowing. Huge photos give you previously unthinkable visual access to the nether regions of the luscious ALS Scan models, all of them completely hairless “down there”, while videos reach High Definition resolutions of 720p and look strong, vibrant, and very clear, offering ample visual support to ALS’s claims that its offers nothing but the most beautiful young European and American models presenting their hairless holes to you, the salivating home viewer. Daily updates add a healthy weekly dose of new material to the already large site and there’s plenty of relatively soft (but still sometimes getting quite hard) smut to keep your loin fires burning. Really the only issue that desperately needs a solution from ALS Scan’s webmasters is the design and construction of the site. It is unattractive, unkempt, and unwieldy, causing issues not only with the aesthetics of ALS Scan’s otherwise gorgeous face, but also with members’ navigation; two things that can really hamper a persons enjoyment of a site. If these issues are resolved soon, ALS Scan could be where it should be, at the top of pornsite rankings all over the ‘net.