ALS Scan review

ALS Scan review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/20/2013

Overview:
Every time ALS Scan rolls around on the review schedule, I find myself struggling to come up with a novel way to describe a site that has made a long career out of the cultivated hairlessness of the mons pubis and genitalia of its remarkably youthful female models. You see, the ALS in ALS Scan stands for All Ladies Shaved, and they are; that's really about the crux of it. The site's tour pages show young women posing in a variety of situations - with friends by the pool, astride a motorcycle, posing in a photo studio, diddling themselves with kitchen utensils, you know the drill - all while showing off their (apparently) soft, supple, inviting pussies. If you're finding yourself frustrated with the increasingly strong presence of pubic muffs in the porno mainstream, perhaps you'd prefer to head to a wonderful, funderful land where every girl is a hot young girl, every moment is a chance for sexual exploration, and, most importantly, every snatch is hairless? It'll cost you $29.99 per month to access ALS Scan, but since everything held on this site is guaranteed to be totally exclusive and original, it's not like you've got other options, do you, admirers of hairless slits 'n' mounds and the girls that sport them? Well, do you?

Pros:
The recently redesigned ALS Scan has always been a very active site and updates are currently arriving on a daily basis, alternating between video and photo installments, bringing the archive to hold almost 2,000 galleries and more than 1,500 videos. Aside from the main content archive, members also enjoy Director Vicks, Vacation shoots, Casting Calls, Productions (behind the scenes footage and shots), and a director's blog, all of which adds to the experience.

The ladies of All Ladies Shaved are almost uniformly slim, pretty, and barely legal. There are some familiar faces here: Riley Reid, Blue Angel, Tanner Mayes, Veronica Rodriguez, Amia Moretti, and Sophie Moone being but a few. The girls all look stunning, whether they're simply posing nude or reaching for the nearest double-headed dildo to consummate their new friendship, bathed in the natural sunlight ALS's photographers seem to favor

The photo galleries hosted by ALS Scan offer three viewing resolutions: 1024px, 2048px, and 4896px, all of which can be viewed online or downloaded in zipped sets. Videos are also of a very high visual quality, with 720p and 1080p HD formats giving clear, detailed, dynamic views of these stripping, posing, masturbating, sapphically and heterosexually inclined babes and their antics both softcore and hardcore.

ALS Scan was recently inducted into the prestigious and rapidly expanding Met Art Network, joining Met Art, Sex Art, The Life Erotic, and a half-dozen other erotically charged sites. Is network access included in all ALS Scan membership packages? With Mr. Pink's discount in place, you can now find out for only $19.95 a month.

Cons:
(Or you could let me fill you in on the details.) Unfortunately, no, access to these other Met Art sites is not included in your membership. You're asked to "upgrade" to a higher tier subscription in order to access these sites and it'll cost you between $10 and $15 per additional site. Some network!

The further you delve into ALS Scan's extensive back catalogue, the lower the technical and aesthetic quality of the work tends to be. Videos are stuck in 640x480 pixel frames while photos peak at 2400px, still a commendable, adequate size, but a far cry from the 4896px photos of today.

While initially thrilled to find 1080p HD videos online here, I was soon quite disappointed to discover that these videos are not 1080p at all, but 1080i. What's the difference? Interlacing, my friend. Those unsightly horizontal strobing lines that appear whenever movement is present - so, pretty much always - are a result of non-progressive scanning of the image data and they disturb the otherwise stunning HD images.

Now that ALS Scan has started adding more and more hardcore content to its archive, there's bound to be a section of the membership that would rather things went back to the days of softcore and only softcore (or at the very least dick-less) updates.

Conclusion:
Over the years, it started to seem like ALS Scan was so attached to its outdated, unwieldy site design and navigation system that it didn't care how many members it alienated or lost in the immensity of its archives. Now, thanks to a slick redesign that not only tidies the layout and gives new charm to ALS's pages but also make navigation much more straightforward and intuitive, ALS Scan just might be heading for a new level of online notoriety. Updates are still arriving on a daily basis, alternating between photo and video packages, and each kind of content looks (for the most part) stunning. Videos reach 720p and 1080i sizes in MP4, DivX, and WMV formats and although the 1080i video is interlaced, the 720p does nicely for those wanting the smoothest possible image. Photos can be viewed in three resolutions, the highest being a detail heavy 4896px image. Most importantly, the young models seen here exposing their hairless, moist snatches can be seen in god-like detail; every millimeter of pubic stubble, every bead of sweat or drop of genital secretion is crystal clear and allows you to personally confirm that, yes, all these young ladies are indeed shaved.