Bang Bros Network review

Everyone knows them - some by reputation, some by experience - and, like them or loathe them, you at least have to respect the fact that they revolutionized Internet pornography and made a huge name for themselves with nothing but an idea, a few thousand bucks, a warped and wicked sense of humor, and a long, white, graffiti-filled van. Who are they? They’re the Bang Bros and you better believe they’re down for some dirty fucking action in whatever way you can imagine. Whether they’re scouring the Miami streets for pussy in their infamous Bang Bus, throwing a group of hot-as-fuck pornstars together and letting them loose on an all-male Superbowl party filled with everyday dudes like you and me, celebrating the biggest tits and plumpest asses in the adult business, or simply trying out some new cocksucking talent, the Bang Bros are undoubtedly the most recognizable team of gonzo pornographers on the ‘net - and all without really showing their faces. With a 2010 AVN award for Best Website under their belts, the Bang Bros must be supremely proud of their 29-website network and the fact that most major American pornstars have performed on sites like Ass Parade, Bang Bus, Big Tit Creampie, MILF Soup, and Fuck Team Five, as have a huge number of previously unknown talent. With a Mr. Pink's discounted monthly cost of $17.95 a month, Bang Bros packs a helluva wallop into your membership, so let’s pull it apart, take a closer look, and see whether the Bros are still the reigning kings of online gonzo!

Pros:
Original, entertaining porn concepts that don’t just make you wanna fuck your own fist, but have also been known to incite a laughing fit every now and then. How many other sites or networks give you the opportunity to see Eva Angelina driving around in a graffiti-filled van picking up random guys then throwing them out when it becomes evident they can’t keep it up and won’t give her the hefty facial splattering she so sorely desires?

A huge collection of exclusive and original hardcore porn, the Bang Bros network touches on many niche styles and sexual acts, from foot fetishism, blowjobs, and straight hetero fucking to restrained nymphos, anal-loving MILFs, pussy-licking lesbians, and even a roving gang of horny pornstar women running around town looking for action.

Two, three, sometimes four updates hit the network every day of the week, bringing a huge amount of new content to the site in any given month. Very few websites update this regularly and even fewer update with 100% exclusive and original content. Sure, Bang Bros might be a network of 29 websites, not one standing on its own, but that’s still very impressive.

Now featuring High Definition videos of a 1280x720 pixel resolution, new Bang Bros episodes look fantastic. Clear images, vibrant colors, and strong sound make each and every fucking adventure (and they are adventures, folks) a real delight to watch.

Bang Bros is blessed with a dedicated team of designers, programmers, and webmasters who have managed to make this one of the most attractive networks online. It’s easy on the eyes and easy on the hands, too, with a strong yet simple navigation system. The servers also perform remarkably well and deliver consistently high speed transfers.

Cons:
Photo content, which now sits around 800x600 pixels, could use a resolution boost. Older video content suffers from lower production values and smaller image resolutions, making it less appealing than the newest content.

Some supposedly High Definition video streams are not actually HD at all and have just been expanded to fill the larger streaming frame. They still look good, sure, but nowhere near as good as the downloadable (and verifiable) HD MP4 videos.

A number of older Bang Bros sites are essentially dead and have been for quite some time. Call it their nostalgia file or call it dedication to their history...whatever the case, just don’t expect to find new updates for all sites.

One feature I’ve always hoped the Bros would add to their network is some form of member feedback. It’d be great to read other members’ thoughts on scenes, models, and on Bang Bros in general.

Conclusion:
The Bang Bros might appear to be some of the least civilized, intelligent, or genuinely witty gonzo pornographers currently plying their wares online, but the network that bears their name succeeds anyway, not because these guys take a backseat but because they’re so damn good at making exciting, original hardcore. After almost ten years in the game, the Bang Bros are now seeing dozens of networks springing up and trying to, some might say, “cop their swagger”. These other networks must surely realize that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and that their feeble attempts to duplicate the incredible Bang Bros are at best a mild diversion, at worst a poor facsimile of one of the most original, entertaining, arousing, and critically lauded porn networks of all time. OF ALL TIME.