Brazzers review

Brazzers review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/20/2012

Overview:
Brazzers. The name reverberates around the adult video industry. It seems every performers either wants to work with the infamous ZZ, already has, or is presently. The mega network that sincerely believes that nothing can top a busty, lusty woman being speared in the rear, Brazzers now counts thirty (30) individual websites in its ranks. Covering everything from teen sluts with something to prove their cheating boyfriends to forty-something nurses with nothing to lose but a job, a home, and health insurance, these thirty sites, most of them on a weekly update schedule, present to members one of the new millenniums greatest adult entertainment entities. Brazzers, with its prized roster of exclusive and freelance performers - many of porn's most bankable, beatable names - is the name to beat with prerecorded porn and live sex shows featuring every sexual act legally permissible for private broadcast in these United States of America. Charging the compassionately capitalist fee of $29.99 per month, an all-access pass to the Brazzers network is the dream of every sweaty-brow and neck-beard sitting inside with his eyes fixed on the good, pink bits of the Internet right now. What then is the state of Brazzers in the year 2012? Man, am I glad you asked!

Pros:
Only the best and bustiest for Brazzers, which means you'll be thrashing your lil' fella to (for a start) Brazzers Top Ten Most Popular Pornstars: Rachel Roxxx, Rachel Starr, Jayden Jaymes, Lisa Ann, Audrey Bitoni, Nikki Benz, Shyla Stylez, Phoenix Marie, Asa Akira, and Jessica Jaymes. As if that wasn't an impressive enough cast list, the men, including Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, and James Deen, are equally hard to beat.

Brazzers certainly won't suit every taste, but it will give it a bash! The thirty sites currently in operation cater to fans of squirting, massage, roughhousing lesbians, revealing uniforms on busty babes, teens going (back to) black, girls demanding anal, Real Wife Stories, and present more MILFs, teens, and big racks than you can shake an AVN statue at.

Most Brazzers sites update on a weekly schedule and keep the network hub a flurry with a handful of new scenes every day. Each new Brazzers episode, regardless of what site it is intended for, comes complete with high-res photos and HD videos, of peak 2500px and both 720p and 1080p High Definition resolutions, respectively. The viewing formats are plentiful and detailed options allow you to jump instantly to any part (or act) in a scene.

The existing Brazzers collection is, well, fucking enormous. There are 4,502 scenes in total here and your Brazzers network pass ensures you viewing access to every single one, from Rachel Rogue's first Jug Fuckers scene back in 2004 to Eva Angelina in The Twilight Bone hitting Baby Got Boobs this morning. And now Mr. Pink's can get you inside for a pittance, just $19.95 per month.

Cons:
Brazzers is a network always on the make and that means changes are near-constant. One recent change basically overhauled the way Brazzers operates, redesigning the members area of the entire network and causing a few hiccups for all its intended progress. Navigation systems are drastically different and many scenes are slipping by untagged and uncategorized; searching "DP" won't get you all DP scenes. Even when present, tags are hidden by default and must be manually revealed.

Photo fans are in for a bit of a shock, too, now that all galleries must be viewed either by downloading a zipped lot of every single image or viewing them via the automated slideshow that disallows full-size viewing and saving of any kind.

The things that make us love Brazzers are, well, also pretty artificial. The ballooned breast implants, hypper-aggressive rough sex, uniformly excessive makeup, and the atrocious acting of Brazzers main dick, Kieran Lee is enough to have anyone second guessing a membership.

Brazzers, as a company, isn't above pulling your favorite site offline with little warning to recycling content from an old site on a freshly launched one that claims to offer "new" and "exclusive" scenes. Pornstars Punishment fans lost their favorite site once parent company Manwin realized it was too rough for its product line.

Conclusion:
That Brazzers is one of the top few most successful and revolutionary adult websites is beyond debate. What isn't is the network's current state. The thirty websites currently hosted by the network are mostly an entertaining lot and although it often seems like a scene is shot not for an individual website but for Brazzers as a network, there's enough variety here to suit most folks, I'm sure. The HD videos look fantastic and can be fast-forwarded, rewound, and otherwise manipulated to a ridiculous degree, giving you every control you require. Photos, on the other hand, are now viewed through an automated slideshow that seizes control of your viewing from you in a very practical sense. With so much smut on hand, Brazzers would do well to ease up a bit on the bells and whistles and instead focus on keeping things simple; the simpler the better, really, and that extends to casting, too. The Brazzers model roster includes one unfortunately ubiquitous character who needs to take a back seat to others for a while. (Sorry, Kieran, but your open-mouthed gawking and terrible line readings don't quite jibe with Manwin's "high-end" adult product line.) For better or worse, though, Brazzers is the reigning champ and with a back catalog of hardcore porn so vital, it's the champ that doesn't appear to be stepping aside anytime soon.