Candy Girl Pass review

Candy Girl Pass review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/27/2014

Overview:
Some are hard, some are soft. Some leave a sweet taste on your tongue, others are a aggressively bitter. Some are expensive, rare, and exquisite while others are a dime a dozen and found all over. Pop quiz: am I talking about women or candy? Both, duh! When you've developed a taste for a certain kind of candy/woman, it/she is the only one of its kind that will satisfy your cravings. Conversely, if you're just a big-time fan of succulent treats, being on a site like Candy Girl Pass can be like, well, being a kid in a candy store. Costing $29.99-a-month to access, Candy Girl Pass invites newcomers and longtime fans of its featured models for a long, lingering gaze at the objects of their desire. Colorfully and brightly clothed, but not for long, the models pose and slink out of their already dainty outfits until they're standing before you, fully exposed and loving it. Candy Girl Pass seems a little behind the times - and I could swear I've seen these damns a million times before - but let's log in and see what's up with this network of delectable feminine treats.

Pros:
Home to 20 exclusive websites devoted to teen models, Candy Girl Pass allows you access to the sites of Georgina Gee, Tegan Brady, Busty Lucy, Busty Megan, Busty Robyn, a pregnant teen at Candy's Expecting, BBW model Dors Feline, Ellie Jay, Amelie Jane, redheaded Rosie Jay, punk rocker Stephy Lee, as well as Emily's Dream, Test Shoot Teens, Lesbo Brits, Dream of Ashley, Georgina Gets Naughty, Big Boob Teenies, and Dream of Katie.

Most of the content found at Candy Girl Pass is of the solo and softcore varieties. The featured ladies pose in skimpy outfits, undress seductively, and reveal their natural naked forms for your arousal. Some light masturbation can be found, but it's minimal. The girls, like candies, come in a range of styles, colors, flavors, and attitudes, enough to suit most viewers.

Most galleries reach 1200px or 1600px, which is somewhat reassuring. Galleries can be viewed online or downloaded in zipped sets for offline viewing. Videos can be downloaded, usually in WMV formats, though some MP4s are available.

Cons:
A truly unsightly layout crowds preview images and keeps useful links tucked away and hard to find. Not only that, but key navigation tools move around from page-to-page, forcing you to take an extra twenty or thirty seconds to find the damn "Next Page" button.

Most of Candy Girl Pass's sites have been online for quite some time and don't seem to be currently active, merely providing access to the old archive for those who want it. Much of the content looks quite dated and seems to have been shot around 2002 or 2003. A number of the models have held solo sites both free-standing and on other networks; Candy Girl Pass is just the next host. Content may be rotated as posed as new material.

Videos cannot be streamed, only downloaded, from Candy Girl Pass websites. Naturally, this will irritate the hell out of those looking to cease downloading porn. Streaming seems the way of the future and accommodations must be made! What's the deal, Candy Girl Pass?

Many things are conspicuously absent from Candy Girl Pass: a forum was promised to launch in April but still hasn't, the chat fails to load, preview thumbnails often fail to load and require full-page refreshing; the earliest videos have no preview image, no title, no model or runtime information, and no date.

Conclusion:
Candy Girl Pass is, quite frankly, a bit of a mess. With a number of fairly inconsequential pieces of the 20-site network missing or failing to load more than once, there's bound to be far too many folks signing up for a piece of this admittedly attractive smut site but soon jumping ship and crying foul. Having pulled together a number of long-standing websites devoted to (mostly) retired nude models, Candy Girl Pass is nothing you haven't seen before, literally or figuratively. Without High Definition videos or competitive photo resolutions, these sites are being rapidly surpassed in terms of quality and desperately need to… I was going to say Candy Girl Pass needs to upgrade its content, but as everything was shot years ago, this is as good as it's likely to look. Oh well. The girls are gorgeous, lively, and endlessly charming, but I can't help but wonder if they'd be better served on affordably priced individual sites rather than this network.