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Club Jenna
Club Jenna
Club Jenna

Club Jenna review

Category Celebrities, Pornstars

Price

$34.90/Month

Unless you’ve been cryogenically frozen since the end of porn’s golden age - the freewheeling, HIV uninfected adult entertainment industry is often considered to have died with John Holmes - you’re no doubt aware of who Jenna Jameson is. A multi-award winning, crossover porno superstar the likes of which had never been seen before, Ms. Jameson makes her online home at Club Jenna. Those of you interested in joining this site should take not, however, of the critical analysis provided in this here review. Selflessly, this reviewer has absorbed everything Jenna in an attempt to provide you, dear reader, with every morsel of information you’ll need to make a decision about whether or not to join the official website of the one and only Jenna Jameson.

Score

Quality 7
Design 8
Navigation 6
Updates 5
Content amount 6
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 5
Exclusivity 4
Appeal 6
Overall Score 62

Videos

Number of movies 65+ DVDs
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (400x300)

Photos

Pic sets 25+
Pics per set 75
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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Intro:
Jenna Jameson needs no introduction. She started out as an eager young cumslut who decided to make her some extra cash as a pornographic performer and, years later, found herself the most well-known legal hooker on the planet. Apart from her obvious physical assets - 36C-25-33, 5’7”, 110lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, cocksucking lips - and her famous and oft-replicated “Heartbreaker” tattoo, her abilities with a stiff dick helped her reach the apex of adult superstardom. Not since John Holmes had a porn actor garnered such worldwide attention and it’s safe to say that it wasn’t just a solid management team and Jenna’s willingness to appear anywhere and with anyone that might increase her profile that are responsible for her unmitigated success; she takes a cumshot like nobody else. Unfortunately, great fucking technique does not a quality website make, and with success as rampant as Jenna Jameson’s, we must pay great attention to every detail of her Club Jenna site. This is a woman who cannot be allowed to rest on her laurels. That said, we can also be somewhat forgiving if the site doesn’t measure up, as long as the content is up to Jenna’s usual high standards. Whatever the case, it is now my duty to tear through every page of Club Jenna, devouring every debauched A/V morsel I come across. Believe me, I take no pleasure in examining pornsites in this great a detail. I do it for you, folks. I do it for you.

Pros:
Too often forgotten in favor of her glamorous image, Jenna long ago proved that she’s more than capable of giving some truly outstanding adult performances. Any time she is paired with a thick-dicked semen geyser, she’s on her A-game, lapping up each shotgun blast of jizz thrown her way. (Track down any of her scenes with Peter North if you’re reluctant to agree.)

A number of fantastic pornstars are featured alongside Jenna, including Lela Star, Janine Lindemulder, Faith Leon, Briana Banks, and Alexis Amore. Watching these ladies do what they do best - suck dick, eat pussy, and take rather large penises deep into one (or all) of their three major orifices - is one of life’s simple pleasures.

Club Jenna and its associated sites currently have much content online - more than 1,000 photo or video items - that provides a ton of sexeriffic entertainment covering a wide range of porno styles and niches, from glamourous costumed exotica to greased-up fuckfests.

Jenna’s recent retirement from porn means updates of new content featuring the titular performer will be scarce, if they actually appear at all. If you want the absolute freshest content from the world’s most well-known pornstar, you’d be better off following her on Twitter or trying to cast her in your straight-to-video genre-loyal B-movie.

Cons:
At $34.90 a month, Club Jenna is outrageously expensive for anyone but the most diehard Jennaphiles. If the webmasters hope to increase the site’s membership at all, perhaps they should consider a more reasonable monthly fee; somewhere in the realm of $24.95 perhaps?

Video quality leaves a lot to be desired. Rarely reaching resolutions higher than 640x480, almost all of Club Jenna’s videos look outdated, as they should considering many of them are well over five years old. When HD content is online (usually on another pornstar’s Club Jenna-affiliated site) images are pixelated and have low bitrates, rendering the visuals very poorly indeed.

Many updates fail to feature Jenna in any capacity. Sure, she endorses and actively promotes most of the other female performers, but it’d be great to see more Jenna-focused material online soon; the site is called Club Jenna after all. Of all the content currently accessible through Club Jenna, only about 20% is hosted on the Club Jenna site, the rest belonging to the other networked pornstar sites.

The content provided by Club Jenna’s webmasters is almost entirely non-exclusive and can be found on various DVD releases as well as on other websites operated by both Jenna and by other online companies. Don’t expect to see anything completely original here. Not only that, but much of it has dated rather badly and may remind you of the more unfortunate porn styles of the late 80s and early 90s.

Conclusion:
Icarus took his wax wings too close to the sun, leading most people to assume that the flight itself was his crucial mistake and that humans should remain earthbound. If you’ll allow me, I propose that the idiot should’ve built better wings and flown the fuck out of Crete. Jenna Jameson may have ascended to unheralded heights of multimedia superstardom, but her wings are fucking waxy as shit, dude. Take Club Jenna for example: here’s a site that has the potential to be one of the best adult sites online, and the resources to realize that potential. What does it do? Flounder around with outdated content, shitty video quality, minimal content, with an apathetic figurehead as its main subject. Club Jenna needs to build some really killer wings if it hopes to get the hell out of adult website mediocrity

 

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