Creampie Thais review

Mr. Pink’s review of Creampie Thais
Review Date - 09/18/2011

Overview:
Should you ever find yourself traveling through Southeast Asia, making the acquaintance of a gorgeous, tight-bodied, sweet-faced Thai woman, how do you think you’ll proceed? You could buy her dinner and talk, but talking’s not gonna get your rocks off. You could let her blow you, but then you wouldn’t get to be inside that legendarily tight Asian poontang. You could cum on her face or chest or ass, but then you’d be denying your most primal carnal instinct. Clearly filling her narrow snatch with your Western seed is the way to go. While we all know that internal ejaculations increase the potential for conception, they do feel pretty fucking great and nowhere is that more perfectly depicted than at Creampie Thais, a site devoted entirely to cumming inside Thailand’s hottest dames. Costing you $29.95 a month, Creampie Thais promises to deliver “the hottest porn starlets in Southeast Asia” who act like submissive fuck toys interested in only one thing: your seed. Travel around Bangkok, Phuket, and Pattaya with the most contraceptively cavalier guy in amateur porn - “Are they on the pill? Who gives a fuck. Protection. Fuck no. Do I have illegitimate children in Thailand? Probably.” - and get your rocks off without the risk.

Pros:
Hosting 84 hardcore POV scenes that are generally very racy without feeling artificial, Creampie Thais offers you a chance to indulge in your most primitive fantasies and shoot your wad into the tightest pussies on Earth. The lingering shots of semen-filled snatches gradually leaking, often aided by a feminine finger, are creampies impossible to resist.

The guy behind Creampie Thais is a man of pretty damn good taste; check out his parade of tight-pussied Thai girls for proof. Busty, skinny, refined, flamboyant, experienced, virginal - he nails them all!

Most scenes come outfitted with photo galleries that offer images of 1279x1920 pixels. These photos give you an eyeful of detail and present the fresh, fit models in an extremely flattering light. Also downloadable in zip format, these galleries are well worth your time and attention.

Creampie Thais members all have free access to eight bonus sites, many of them either creampie or Thai-themed: Creampie Cuties, Sweet Amanda, Creamed Cuties, Hennessie, Trixie Swallows, Continental Cuties, Asian Sybian, and Asian Suck Dolls.

Cons:
It appears Creampie Thais has stopped adding new content. Nothing has arrived in quite some time so all members will have to content themselves with the 84 scenes currently online and the collection of bonus sites.

Videos unfortunately only reach resolutions of 720x480 pixels and don’t look as good as the photo content. Don’t bother hoping for an HD upgrade either as Creampie Thais’ inactivity makes that a near impossibility.

Many of the Creampie Thais models appear on the bonus sites, too, and often in scenes that, while different, offer similar set-ups and similar thrills. This is great if you want more of Aor, Meoy, Nam, and, uh, Shirley, but not so great if you want a bit more variety.

Although we’d all like to be in his shoes, traipsing around Thailand and filming ourselves fucking every Thai hottie we can find, the attitude of the nameless dude behind Creampie Thais can seem overly disrespectful and distasteful at times. I know it’s porn and that a slight disrespect of women seems to come with the territory, but there’s no need to be downright insulting.

Conclusion:
With its exclusive collection of hardcore internal ejaculation content, Creampie Thais offers a fresh and thrilling take on one of porn’s most overlooked and undervalued fetishes. It is very unfortunate that the site no longer seems to be updating, leaving the collection at 84 scenes and forcing members to head off to the eight included bonus sites to further explore creampies and Thai girls. It’s also a shame that Creampie Thais never made it to High Definition video formats as these models and their cum-filled pussies would look exceptionally good in HD. Still, if you long to shoot your load into, not onto, a tight Thai bargirl or go-go dancer, Creampie Thais offers a solid vicarious experience you won’t soon forget.