Euro Girls on Girls review

Everyone knows that Americans are uptight about sex. We've got those good ol’ “family values” trying to stamp out free sexual expression for anyone that doesn’t adhere to the archaic ideal of exclusively marital intercourse between a man and a woman for the purposes of procreation. Well, never fear, horndogs everywhere, as Europe has once again come to save us from ourselves! Euro Girls on Girls is a site that flagrantly shirks all these societal restraints and more, showing nothing but European women getting it on with each in the sexiest of manners. Yet another project from Denys Defrancesco, Euro Girls in Girls shows his signature photographic style from the earliest preview to the oldest update, only this time there’s not a man in sight. (Dicks, however, are plentiful if not authentic; strap-ons, my dear man, strap-ons.) At $26.95, a monthly membership to Euro Girls on Girls isn’t exactly chump change but if Mr. Defrancesco’s other online ventures are any indication, it should be money well spent. Ok, boys, it’s time to dive headfirst into the clam-cluttered collection of sapphic smut. Let Mr. Pink lead the way.

Pros:
Denys Defrancesco is many things to many people - pornographer, photographer, artist, entrepreneur, proud Frenchman, resident of Budapest - but he’s also a guy like you and me, a guy that likes to see two incredibly hot women tearing each other’s clothes off, kissing passionately, nibbling nipple, licking labia, and generally fucking each other’s brains out, often with dildos both hip-attached and handheld.

Euro Girls on Girls members get free bonus access to the other nine DDF Productions network sites, extending the already significant archive of Europorn to a huge amount. You’ll find new Euro Girls scenes arriving an average of four times a week, making this particular archive larger every month.

Euro Girls on Girls hosts High Definition videos that reach 1280x720 pixels in both WMV and MOV formats, as well as high-resolution photos that are provided in three resolutions: 532x800, 799x1200, and 1331x2000. All of these images, both still and moving, look fantastically clear and vibrant.

Some truly incredible models - Michelle B, Aria Giovanni, Ariel Piperfawn to name a few - have been roped into displaying their sapphic tendencies on this here website and you should be damn glad that’s the case. We’re talking about some of the Internet’s most beautiful models, fella!

Cons:
For some reason, the webmasters have neglected to offer zipped photo archives in the three available image resolutions. Only the largest has been collected, zipped, and put online. Streaming videos also have a small but frustrating problem, they can’t be fast-forwarded without fully loading the entire scene first.

More information on the incredible models would be a huge benefit to Euro Girls on Girls. It’s commendable to recruit such impeccable examples of feminine sexuality as Ariel Piperfawn - did anyone else know this stunning redhead even had a last name? - but it seems like something of a wasted opportunity when no bio information is provided and no interviews, text or video, are online.

As I said earlier, Denys Defrancesco is a fantastic photographer, but that doesn’t mean he’s without his faults. While not as big a problem here as on some of his other websites, Defrancesco’s photography can often look rather dull and lifeless due to flat lighting that tends to remove depth and dynamics from the image.

Navigation could certainly be improved here at Euro Girls on Girls. It’s quite a time-consuming task to sit and sort through the archive, largely due to it being separated into dedicated monthly pages. You’re not able to simply hit a “view all” button and skim until finding something eye-catching.

Conclusion:
Euro Girls on Girls takes an exceedingly simple premise - European women engaging in all manners of lesbian sex - and injects some real, professional quality into what might otherwise end up quite dull. Aside from the somewhat bland shooting style, lackluster navigation system, and a lack of information on the models, there’s really nothing worth complaining about here. Denys Defrancesco might learn something from the likes of Gordon Willis and Roger Deakins, but any good adult businessperson could definitely learn something from him. In the end, Euro Girls on Girls shows us exactly what we’d want to see, a perfect depiction of stunning European women loving each other.