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Euro Humpers
Euro Humpers
Euro Humpers

Euro Humpers review

Category Europorn, Reality, Discount site

Price

$1/1 Day-Limited

$17.95/Month

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Ditching their American hometowns and the lure of a good party school, two college students left the USA for the great European Union and landed smack dab in the middle of the choicest pussy patch on the planet. The girls they found are not only gorgeous but are eager for pleasure. Can our fellas provide a stiff enough dick to get these girls off or will you have to head to Europe and try your own luck. Come along with your pornographic attache, Mr. Pink, as I uncovers the various ins and outs of Euro Humpers.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 3
Content amount 3
Money value 4
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 4
Overall Score 66

Videos

Number of movies 23+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1200x700)

MPG (1200x700)

MP4 (512x336)

Photos

Pic sets 23+
Pics per set 200
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Us Americans take great pride in our collective sexual identity. Never deviant or degenerate, but certainly a little dirty, we like our sex like we like our meat, hot, pink, and tasty. Europeans, though, they’re another beast entirely. Regarded as one collective group of sexual people, the EU can be seen as one great big humpfest, with everyone fucking everyone else, or those lucky visiting non-continentals, at every opportunity. Euro Humpers is a website from Porn Pros that puts this view of European sexuality under a microscope. A couple of American college students left home to hit up the cultural center of the world and score some primo pussy, dawg! Shooting their every sexual adventure for this, their very own website, our two brothers are doing this country proud. You, too, can support these two troopers by joining Euro Humpers, which, for $24.95 a month offers exclusive cross-cultural hardcore content that proves just how blissfully a man can live in Europe if he has the will, the wiener, and the backing of the Porn Pros network.

Pros:
Loaded with gorgeous amateur european girls getting down, down to business in the apartment of our American hosts, Euro Humpers is home to some truly delightful creatures of the feminine persuasion showing off their gorgeous limber bodies and liberal attitudes to sexual congress.

Blowjobs, twosomes, threesomes, even some group action; Euro Humpers offers it all with lots of great sex scenes exclusively available here.

Although Euro Humpers doesn’t seem to be Porn Pros highest priority, the network webmasters did include it in their High Definition revolution, adding 1200x700 pixel High Definition video formats to all new scenes. Along with the very impressive 3000px photo content, these videos offer fantastically detailed views of the fun amateur sex scenes.

Those who sign up for a Euro Humpers membership through the links on this here Mr. Pink’s review will slash seven whole US dollars off the monthly cost, bringing it down to just $17.95. Access to the entire Porn Pros network is also available to all members and offers a huge helping of additional hardcore smut.

Cons:
Hosting just 23 scenes Euro Humpers is in desperate need of a large influx of new content. The current update schedule can’t compensate for there being so few scenes in the archives and you’ll end up enjoying Porn Pros much more often than you will Euro Humpers.

Between July of 2008 and November of 2010, not a single update was added to Euro Humpers. This obviously made it very difficult for the site to grow and even though updates are now arriving more frequently, it’s still not frequently or reliably enough.

The servers supporting Euro Humpers and the rest of the Porn Pros network have always been slow and unreliable, and unfortunately it doesn’t appear that that’s changing anytime soon. C’mon, “Pros”, how about providing your fans with adequate download speeds?

The Euro Humpers guys can be quite obnoxious and often insulting to the women. I’m sure they mean well and are just out to have some fun, but a little cultural sensitivity wouldn’t go astray, would it?

Conclusion:
The worst thing that can potentially happen to a website you’re a devoted fan and possibly a member of, is the death of updates. Stalling to a halt for over two years has put quite a clamp on Euro Humpers enjoyability and overall worth and even though updates have now returned, they are not arriving on the reliable, weekly basis Euro Humpers sorely needs. What content is online, and there is only 23 scenes worth, generally looks quite impressive in HD resolutions and offers some usually very enjoyable sex with amateur European girls, but it’s just not enough to ensure the satisfaction of Euro hardcore fans. Sorry, Porn Pros, but these American college guys need to try a little harder.

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