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Fucking Machines review

Category BDSM, Female Masturbation, Hardcore, Pornstars

Price

$29.99/Month

Personally, I've always found the idea of fucking a robot pretty damn hot, as long as she's relatively supple, largely humanoid, and able to offer consent (or even suggestions)! The bold, brave, incredibly horny pornstars of Fucking Machines, however, don't care if the robot pleasuring them looks like a man, just that it has a penis or penis-like appendage to slam into any or all of their three available orifices. Fucking Machines often leaves its pleasured babes devastated by the intensity of the robo-sex. And you, you'll be devastated too, but for another reason entirely. (We gotta compete with robots now? Fuck!) All hail Fucking Machines, the artificial lifeforms that will eventually render men obsolete, taking every eagerly orgasmic woman from us mere mortals. Oh well, we might as well welcome our new robot overlords in style, right?

Score

Quality 8
Design 7
Navigation 6
Updates 7
Content amount 9
Money value 9
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 9
Overall Score 84

Videos

Number of movies 990+
Average length 38 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1280x720)

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (960x540)

Photos

Pic sets 990+
Pics per set 130
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Fucking Machines review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/29/2014

Overview:
In your wildest dreams, you're a stud, I know. You roam the planet fulfilling the desires of women everywhere and never need to stop and refuel or repair your aching back and thighs. In short: you're a fucking machine, just not quite like those at Kink site Fucking Machines. These beasts are actual electrical, motorized tools with only one function available to them: penetrate pornstar pussies over and over and over and over and over. Given names like The Monster, The Annihilator, Bunny Fucker, Doc Thumper, Chopper, and (my favorite) The Goat Milker, these homemade contraptions resemble (and often are made from) chainsaws, bicycles, power drills and dremels, jackhammers, and even a robotic character named Fuckzilla. Placed in a room with one or more of these machines, Kink's horniest women allow themselves to be penetrated and pounded by an mechanized thrusting unit until they're left little more than a sexual wreck, sweating profusely and sitting in a pool of their own ejaculate and juices. You've never seen female masturbation like this, friends, and you'll pay $29.99-a-month to bear witness to this uniquely techno-infused Kink site.

Pros:
Meeting the machines, often for the first time, Fucking Machines' performers seem delighted but a little concerned. Soon, that all dissipates thanks to the thrusting, gyrating, pulsing, and prodding the devices can muster, leaving the ladies looking like they've just been under Manuel Fererra's control for a few hours: sweaty, bleary-eyed, out-of-breath, and grinning like they've just discovered the secret to cold fusion.

If it's intense, borderline uncontrollable female orgasms you're after, Fucking Machines is the place to be! Take a gander at the likes of Charley Chase, Veronica Avluv, Veruca James, Savannah Fox, or everyone's favorite Romanian acrobat, Lea Lexis and you'll see so much pussy-quivering, thigh-shaking, tear-coaxing cumming you might be inspired to construct a tool for your special lady.

Delivering High Definition videos in peak 720p resolutions, Fucking Machines offers streams and downloads to suit most viewers. Imagery looks quite strong in both the video and 1200px photo content, with close-ups showing just how amazingly aroused these eager whores get when paired with the right clitoris-slapping, cervix-prodding device.

Online for over a decade, Fucking Machines has amassed an impressive and exclusive collection of some 990 scenes and galleries. What's more, the site shows no signs of slowing down, adding another scene every Wednesday. Even though the work of other Kink sites remain off-limits unless they're paid for, Fucking Machines members can enjoy a lengthy wander around the network, exploring its many fruitful options.

Cons:
Fucking Machines is, when all is said and done, a glorified female masturbation site. For all the "fucking" of the title, you'll find most scenes starring only one woman and even when she's being trained by a machinist, that person is usually a woman. If you're not into solo girls, no matter how kinky they are, you're unlikely to get much from Fucking Machines.

Sitting online in 800px and 1200px frames and in zipped 1200px packs, Fucking Machines' photos could stand to be upgraded to higher resolutions. Likewise, the 720p videos may look very good, but they're not as strong as many other sites' 1080 offerings; a video upgrade would also be most welcome.

Many scenes neglect introductory interviews with the featured performers. This is a real shame as Kink's decision to allow the women to speak freely for themselves, declare their interests and tastes and preferences, was among the greatest elements of Kink's M.O. Interviews are included in some Fucking Machines scenes, but many go without and suffer for it.

Navigation isn't as breezy and straightforward as one might expect from such a popular and successful adult site. Kink is essentially a large network, but it charges for each site individually. This means you can roam the network and look at any preview you like, but you won't be able to view the content itself unless it's a Fucking Machines scene. Better on-site navigation for Fucking Machines would also be helpful.

Conclusion:
Fucking Machines is an incredibly intense, often brutal, and occasionally shocking take on female masturbation, a take that puts the control not in the women's own hands but in a unthinking but nevertheless amazingly powerful mechanical marvel. Such remarkable creations as The Annihilator and The Glass Palace, as well as standard tools like dildos, vibrators, Hitachi Magic Wands, and Sybians deliver both punishment and pleasure, often in the same thrust, and send the women roaring towards earth-shaking orgasms. Fucking Machines looks very good with HD video streams and downloads on hand in 720p resolution. A video upgrade to 1080p would be great to see in the near future, as would a photo upgrade to at least 2000px, but it's not like you're staring at low-res iPhone videos or anything. Weekly updates and a near-1000-scene archive ensure you'l find plenty of extreme machine-fucking and pseudo-masturbation here. Just be sure to bring a plastic poncho, 'cause Fucking Machines gets very, very wet on a very, very frequent basis.

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Ella Nova
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Krissy Lynn
Marley Blaze
Summer Carter
Veruca James
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