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Folks, if you've been fantasizing about being one of a few dozen guys to splatter your reproductive matter all over a supremely decadent German über-slut, you're in luck! German Goo Girls takes you inside Düsseldorf's seediest sex clubs and backroom orgies for a face-splattering tsunami of bukkake-style ejaculation parties. The women on the receiving end of these unstoppable waves of spooge work their fellas into a frenzy then simply lean back and wait for the juices to flow freely all over them. Now rendered in High Definition videos, the feature-length celebrations of carnality shown at German Goo Girls are right up there with the best (and messiest) Japanese cum-parties, only done in a uniquely European style.

Score

Quality 8
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 6
Content amount 8
Money value 9
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 8
Overall Score 80

Videos

Number of movies 477+
Average length 70 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (960x540)

Photos

Pic sets 0+
Pics per set
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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German Goo Girls review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/10/2013

Overview:
Those Germans sure know how to make an impact, don't they? From Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation to the brutal "degenerate" art of Otto Dix to that mustachioed chancellor of the 30s and 40s to Rainer Werner Fassbinder's transgressive cinema to those dildo-wielding, armor-wearing pyromaniacs Rammstein, we've come to rely on Germany for shocking works of, well, anything. Adding to that lineage is German Goo Girls, a site focusing on women who'll stop at nothing to receive the semenal blessing of a multitude of men. Whether opening wide and gulping down three or four loads in a private (but filmed) encounter or competing with other degenerate beauties for the seed of a forty-strong crowd of sex club attendees, the German Goo Girls don't take ejaculate for granted. Here, members are treated to High Definition videos and exclusive photo galleries showing the lengths some will go to just to have their faces, chests, and torsos plastered with spooge, as well as the various physically demanding acts they'll commit in order to bring their newfound gentlemen friends to the point of penile explosion. Getting inside this den of depravity will cost you $39.95 per month, but where else can you find Düsseldorf's finest bukkake movies?

Pros:
Often beginning with hardcore gangbangs, anal- and DP-heavy orgies, and furious group sex, German Goo Girls' scenes always culminate in mass group ejaculations directed at the faces, mouths, and torsos of the performing women. Sometimes the men unload en masse, showering the woman (or women) with their seed. In other instances they take turns and ensure only a few minutes go by without another load being shot.

German Goo Girls offers scenes taking place in private group sex and gangbang situations as well as shoots taking place in sex clubs, often featuring live onstage competitions that see the foxy winner end up on the receiving end of an enormous wave of jizz from the audience. For a site with such a restrictive premise, there's a surprising amount of variety here.

Recent German Goo Girls videos reach High Definition resolutions of 720p and 1080p both, as well as lower-res options for bandwidth-conscious users. All videos can be streamed or downloaded in multiple sizes and bitrates, ensuring there's a viewing option to suit every bukkake-loving member.

In addition to the 477 scenes offered in German Goo Girls' main archive, members enjoy screencap galleries, a strong collection of bonus DVDs, access to about a dozen hardcore video feeds (called 'Bonus Sites'), and even a collection of extremely adventurous erotic literature, often focusing on mass facial ejaculations. And, thanks to Mr. Pink's discountin' ways, all of this splash-happy material can be had for only $19.95 a month!

Cons:
As is often the case with the more outlandish European porn sites, a language barrier may hamper your enjoyment of German Goo Girls. The live sex club scenes, in particular, become difficult to follow without subtitles or any form of translation. German may sound quite brutally poetic when thrown around the scene of an extravagant orgy, but it does leave you wondering what's being said in the slower moment and discussions.

Although the HD video formats of recent updates look quite good, the vast majority of German Goo Girls scenes do not reach such impressive heights. Stuck instead at 640x480 and 640x360 resolutions, these videos fail to deliver anything close to the quality of the HD offerings. Perhaps a remaster is on the horizon, but I doubt it.

Image galleries are offered alongside video content, but German Goo Girls only offers screencaps pulled from the videos. At 1000px peaks, these images are little more than a minor bonus and shouldn't be viewed as a key part of the site's content.

With a fairly impressive variety of women acting out their most decadent cum-adoring fantasies here - you'll see the whitest white girls alongside German-born Asians and many tattooed, pierced "alternative" types - it's a surprise there's little to no information about the performers available. What I wouldn't give to read a translated interview on their sexual habits and preferences!

Conclusion:
Having been online for more than a decade, German Goo Girls has built itself an impressive collection of original bukkake-style group sex and gangbang scenes. Adding about four feature-length movies each month and now delivering them in brilliant High Definition frames, the site pushes boundaries barely approached by most adult websites, serving up furious anal and double-penetrations, tag-team gangbangs, and uncontrollable orgies that end with truly incredible waves of cum blasting. It's messy as hell in here, in more ways than one, but that's how bukkake fans tend to like it! It is something of a shame, though, to dig back into the archive (and not very far back, either) only to find low-resolution videos that lack the dynamic punch and high detail levels of recently shot movies, but as these features are largely sourced from the company's DVD releases and dates back many years, that's to be expected. Those who don't speak a lick of German will likely find themselves growing tired of the untranslated dialog, but with such vivacious women doing anything they can think of (or are told to) just to receive another two or three dozen loads, German Goo Girls makes for a highly memorable and now, thanks to your pal Pink, an affordable introduction to the sordid world of German bukkake.

 

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