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A pair of commonly held perceptions of lesbian women see them alternately as elegant, sophisticated beauties and man-hating (yet mannish) femi-nazis who refuse to smile at even the least offensive dirty limerick. Hot and Mean, an all-female hardcore site from Brazzers, fall somewhere in between. While there's a strict no-dick policy in place, the sex is anything but tame. With strap-ons, dildos, clenched fists, and squirting snatch galore, Hot and Mean is lesbian hardcore pushed TO DA MAX in almost every sense!

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 9
Updates 7
Content amount 7
Money value 10
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 9
Overall Score 87

Videos

Number of movies 194+
Average length 35 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1080x720)

WMV (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 194+
Pics per set 1000
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Hot and Mean review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/22/2014

Overview:
Women can be tricky and, although we men certainly have our share of faults and flaws, when you get two of them together, the potential volatility of the situation rises immediately. From stereotypical over-emotional displays to the casual disregard for others' sensitivities seen in more callous women, dealing with the female of the species is like jogging through a minefield. So imagine how the women dealing with other women (in the most intimate sense) find it? Hot and Mean, an all-girl site from Brazzers, doesn't pussy-foot around with the same old tepid sapphic "erotica" and instead shows these lesbian couplings fucking just as hard, just as fast, and just as energetically as the Manny Ferraras and Johnny Sins of the porn world. Priced at $24.95-a-month and showcasing the uniquely bold talents of adult models both brand-new and well-established; Janice Griffith, Cameron Dee, and AJ Applegate in the former camp, Tory Lane, Bonnie Rotten, and Breanne Benson among the latter. With imposing dildos pushed into the tightest of holes and gallons of ejaculate gushing from the token squirter, and with schoolgirl, lingerie, dominatrix, bitchy friend, office boss, and even absurd Easter bunny role play giving these undeniably sexy ladies the freedom to let loose, Hot and Mean is lesbian hardcore as only Brazzers could produce it: equal parts arousing, confusing, and amusing.

Pros:
In hyper-aggressive narrative-driven and gonzo-style scenes, porn's luckiest les-leaners wrap their lips not around penises, but each other. Scenarios include schoolyard bullying sessions turned orgies, straight-converting seductions, vindictive step-mothers, gangster's moll's molls, anal educations, and all-out orgies that see everyone filling everyone else with whatever body parts they can spare.

Many pornstars fail to convincingly fuck other women onscreen, but Hot and Mean's roster is all killer, no filler: Madison Ivy, Bonnie Rotten, Dani Daniels, Remy LaCroix, Christy Mack, Diamond Jackson, Noelle Easton, Krissy Lynn, and Isis Love all do fine, energetic work here and in HD, to boot! Hot and Mean now sports both 720p and 1080p HD videos in streams and downloads, as well as impressive 2495px photos in online and zipped galleries.

With an archive nearing 200 scenes, Hot and Mean is growing steadily as it heads into its fifth year. Good thing there's the incredible Brazzers network supporting it with weekly updates and a set of remarkably detailed browsing, viewing, and customization tools. And on a site with such endless variations on its central theme, that's not only welcome but necessary.

Usually costing its members well upwards of twenty bucks each month, Hot and Mean can now be moistened, opened, entered, and enjoyed for a measly $19.95-a-month! And, as Hot and Mean is part of the world famous Brazzers network, access to another 30-odd incredible porn sites is included in all membership packages at no extra cost.

Cons:
Like many Brazzers websites, Hot and Mean can simply be far too absurd to bother with. I'm all for hardcore, vicious, even brutal lesbian porn, but the comedic setups in use here can kill a boner as easily as inspire one. Prison sex, straight-conversions, and police role-play are ever-present here and are usually delivered with as much overstatement as possible.

Very heavy makeup tends to leave Hot and Mean's performers looking like their skin has been artificially pastelized by some overeager post-production whiz. Some women's eyes are lost behind caked-on eyeliner and eyeshadow, excessive blush keeps them looking toasted and doesn't exactly lend a sense of realism to the scenes.

Figuring out what each Hot and Mean scene entails before actually viewing it can be a little tricky. Along with keyword and category tags, scene synopses have been hidden, a 'Do You Like This Site?' poll in their place. That's good for Brazzers, sure, but not necessarily good for you.

Conclusion:
Holding 194 scenes, Hot and Mean probably isn't big enough to cut it on its own. Since it's a Brazzers site and provides its members with network access to another 30-something killer porn sites, this sub-200-scene collection will do very nicely indeed. Hot and Mean's style of lesbian hardcore is, well, much more hardcore than most. Pitting hyper-aggressive, pussy-hungry lunatics (many of them dressed as cops, prisoners, doctors, guerillas, schoolgirls, evil cartoon villains etc) against each other in scenes of riotous fucking, full-mouth gorging, nipple biting, ass-slapping, clit-pinching good times. Videos reach 720p and 1080p HD resolutions (among others) and generally look very good. Photos also look very good in their online and zipped galleries, the latter offering 2495px views. Weekly updates keep the site growing steadily and there's plenty of new talent joining in the fun with each passing month. Really, the only thing Hot and Mean could (and, if you ask me, should) do to improve is tame its wild streak a little. I love vicious lesbian threeways as much as the next heterosexual male, but the absurd premises, sets, and costuming can (and, for me, does) detract from the otherwise excellent porn Hot and Mean produces.

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