Hustler review

Hustler review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/06/2012

Overview:
Yeah, I know, I heard you the first time. You're "hustling" every damn day 'cause that's apparently what crafty folks do. This "hustling" thing is getting outta controls, folks. Hookers, drug dealers, grifters, and politicians hustle; the rest of us just work. Wanna know what a real hustler looks like? Larry fucking Flynt! He's confined to a wheelchair, yes, but only 'cause some crazy tried to assassinate him while he was defending your right to view explicit pornography! He built his company, the aptly named Hustler, from the concrete floor up, making himself a multimillionaire and establishing his company as one of the most vital in adult entertainment. Now Flynt's hustlin' on the World Wide Web with Hustler's flagship site. Promising its members unlimited access to more than 8,000 videos and 75,000 photos shot in that crystal clear, highly explicit Hustler house style, as well as showcasing the most astonishingly fuckable women in the world, from A-listers to barely legal newbies. In titles and series such as Asian Party Sluts, Sorority Orgy, and Teen Truth or Dare, along with their infamous porno parodies, Hustler presents you with some of the world's hottest onscreen sex and it'll only cost you $29.95 per month to enjoy it all right here on Hustler's flagship site. Now that, dear reader, is how you hustle!

Pros:
Essentially functioning as a network gateway, Hustler connects its members to Hustler Taboo, Barely Legal, VCA Classics, Anal Hookers, Beaver Hunt, Asian Fever, Bossy MILFs, Busty Beauties, Hometown Girls, Daddy Gets Lucky, Hottie Moms, Hustlaz, Hustler's Lesbians, College Girls, Scary Big Dicks, Muchas Latinas, Too Many Trannies, Parodies, Hustler HD and more, as well as Hustler magazine archives, all in one convenient package.

While the content on the different sites vary according to their prescribed niche, Hustler is generally quite consistent and provides great hardcore fucking scenes shot in a 'glamour porn' style. Whether a parody or something much simpler, quality is paramount to Hustler producers and most recently shot content can be viewed in HD formats at 720p resolution, streaming and downloadable.

Photo content also looks glorious and can be downloaded in zip archives or viewed online at 1000x1500px by clicking the "download this image" link beneath each thumbnail. (Clicking the thumbnail itself strangely gives you a small 400x600px image.) It's great to see Hustler remain dedicated to producing great photographic porn in the HD age, even if the gallery browsing could be simpler.

Mr. Pink loves Hustler as much as you do, which is why I've negotiated a killer deal that'll get you full Hustler access for a paltry $19.95 per month. That's a ten dollar discount and the best price you're going to find, so snap it up quick before it disappears and you're left dreaming about the nearly 9,000 videos and 2,000 photo galleries you could've had at your fingertips as a Hustler member.

Cons:
Some content appears more than once in these archives and has been repackaged as a "best of" for a particular performer. Misty Stone, for example, has four "new" scenes gracing the updates page pulled from a DVD called Misty Stone: Superstar; at least one of these scenes is from Hustler's Avatar parody and the others are likely also from previous releases.

Classic and older content, while great to see online, suffers from significant loss in image quality. Peaking at just 320x240 pixels, much of this older video content looks absolutely abysmal. Remastering this stuff would be the way to go, so let's hope Hustler gets on that gravy train sooner rather than later, huh?

Love anal? Hustler's your site! Love girls wearing lingerie? Hustler's got that, too! Want girls wearing lingerie to take it in the ass? For that, I'm afraid you're going to have to do a whole lot of searching and scanning on your own. Hustler's navigation tools, while pretty damn good, aren't yet good enough.

For a company as large and stable as Hustler, you'd think this, their flagship site, would warrant more frequent and consistent updates. The current schedule (if you wanna call it that) adds an average of nine or ten full-length DVDs added to the archives each month. They don't arrive on set dates and although they generally keep the homepage abuzz with a daily-added scene or two (or three), a more strict and regular schedule would be bananas! (That's good, bananas. Bananas means good.)

Conclusion:
Hustler is such a universally recognized name in adult entertainment that this, its flagship site, barely needs to offer anything more than the most basic smut and it'd still turn a profit. As it stands, though, Hustler is a huge site loaded with the best of the company's distinguished catalog. A-list pornstars and virgins of the screen come face-to-face with stiff dicks for some ribald and generally irreverent hardcore scenes that are a treat for your eyes in 720p HD videos and photos that look beautifully clear at 1500px. Parodies sit beside teens, Latinas, Asians, interracial, group sex, and pretty much anything else you can imagine a porn movie covering. Hustler has it all! The site could use a few alterations, though, and the navigation system, older and classic scenes, and update schedule are all a bit weak and in need of revision. In the end, though, you're looking at a really fucking huge archive of (mostly) stellar hardcore for less than twenty bucks a month. What do you want, perfection?