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Jurassic Cock review

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Now that the MILF explosion of the early 2000s has died down a little, it’s time for the guys to have a career resurgence. Positioning men in their fifties and sixties as close as possible to eager 18 year-old hotties with a fondness for grizzled old-timers, Jurassic Cock offers hardcore porn that is both colorful and somewhat sedate. The results are always entertaining, though, and couldn’t we all learn a thing or two about fucking from one of the legends of the business, Jurassic Cock’s very own Ron Jeremy?

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 7
Content amount 7
Money value 7
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 7
Overall Score 80

Videos

Number of movies 74+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1200x700)

MPG (1200x700)

MP4 (512x336)

Photos

Pic sets 74+
Pics per set 150
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Many of the men who entertained and thrilled us with their XXX antics back in the 70s and 80s have since passed on to either “normal” life, greater success behind the camera, or to another realm entirely. Of those that remain legends by name, nobodies by face, a few have managed to make their way to the Porn Pros offices and have insisted on the help of this fledgling company as they stage a late-period comeback. With the one-time king of autofellatio Ron Jeremy leading the charge, these old timers have brought themselves back from irrelevancy to prove that they can fuck promiscuous teens just as well as James Deen, Mick Blue, or Manny Ferrara can. Promising to deliver weekly updates of hardcore photo and video content, the latter in beautiful HD frames, each one offering a tasty new morsel for the devouring and some old geezer to be the devourer, Jurassic Cock is Porn Pros requisite ‘old man fucks younger babe’ site. At $24.95 a month, membership won’t be covered by your pension payments, so let's fin out if Mr. Pink can score another discount for you.

Pros:
Eighteen, nineteen-year-old girls will always be appealing, even when you’re pushing sixty. Jurassic Cock proves this by throwing a young pornstar into the grasp of an 50-something, 60-something guy who, while not exactly as sprightly as he once was, still manages to fuck her with wild abandon, savoring every second of what could be his last lay.

It seems like ages since we saw Ron Jeremy doing more than interviewing or presenting awards to pornstars. Jurassic Cock has The Hedgehog and some of his similarly aged pals, including the man we all know as "Fredo", back in the saddle fucking teen harlots just like they used to; well, close enough.

Sure, it’s a strange resolution that I can’t claim to have seen anywhere else, but 1200x700 pixels is certainly High Definition and the so-sized Jurassic Cock videos look strong and clear with great sound and imagery. Photos also look great at resolutions around 1350x890 pixels that can be viewed either online or via a downloadable zip.

With 75 scenes already online and, barring any heart-attacks or strokes, a new one arriving every week there’s a solid collection of content building here at Jurassic Cock. Should that not be enough for you, you can enjoy full access to the entire Porn Pros network with your membership, which, incidentally, will only cost $17.95 should you join now through Mr. Pink’s.

Cons:
Let’s face it, some of these old fellas can’t really put in the same degree of effort and enthusiasm they once managed. It comes with the territory, sure, but it’d be nice to see some old guys who can still pound away like they could in their 20s, 30s, hell, even their 40s.

Some of the scenarios could use a little work. I know we’re dealing with hardcore porn here, not a Paddy Chayefsky screenplay, but is it too much to ask for a little believability in the writing and performances? They sure do seem like porn at times.

Porn Pros has always been hosted by rather weak servers and nothing seems to have changed there. Jurassic Cock’s scenes, especially those you’ve elected to watch in HD formats, will stream and download every slowly, almost painfully so.

Curiously, many video streams and downloads result in a “500 error” message when selected. You’ll occasionally find a workaround to this presumably temporary problem by choosing a different clip or format, but that doesn’t always work either.

Conclusion:
As with most every site on the Porn Pros network, Jurassic Cock suffers its share of problems; poor server performance, cliched scenario writing and acting, and strangely absent video streams and downloads chief among them. It does, however, also allow you to watch old guys we’d long since given up on - except you, Hedgehog - doing what they do best: cough, wheeze, complain about stuff they can’t possibly change, and fuck women who are way out of their league. The sex is about as thrilling as you could hope for with guys this age, but unless you need the most ferocious pussy pounding this side of Fucking Machines, you should be pretty pleased with the bridge across generation gaps that is Jurassic Cock.

 

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