Monster Curves review

Monster Curves review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 11/29/2011

Overview:
Anyone who has been lucky enough to sleep with women of widely varying physical formations - stick-thin, slim, athletic, curvaceous, plump, fat, obese et. al. - surely agrees that, where fun and sexual frivolity is concerned, the ultimate lay is undoubtedly a curvaceous girl. It is undeniably best to have, as the adage goes, "something to hold on to" and that something is usually a pair of well-rounded hips, firm but ample buttocks, and two breasts that at least hit the standardized C-cup measurement, preferably pushing towards D. Women with these approximate characteristics are always a huge hit with porn fans, too, but sometimes a site insists on making a good thing even better. Such is the case at Monster Curves, a site loaded with ultra-curvy babes that is brought to you by Reality Kings. For $24.95 a month, the Monster Curves member will have unlimited access to an exclusive archive of photos and videos showing nothing but the most stacked 'n' packed babes in porn putting their incredibly enticing bodies to great use in utterly riotous hardcore sex scenes. Falling as it does under the Reality Kings banner, those interested in a Monster Curves membership can be assured of top quality content in plenty of viewing formats - including the fantastic High Definition videos Reality Kings is known for - and consistent updates that keep you, the devotee of curvaceous babes, with plenty to enjoy. Let's just hope this isn't one of those surprisingly lackluster Reality Kings sites...

Pros:
The presence of such impeccably formed pornstars as Phoenix Marie, Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, Amy Reid, Bobbi Starr, Krissy Lynn, Velicity Von, Jada Stevens, Shyla Stylez, Jennifer White, and Kristina Rose will certainly draw a big crowd to Monster Curves' sign-up page, but there are even more of porn's most stunning performers inside the members area and, what's more, every single one has a body any guy would surrender their lives to fuck just once.

Hitting incredible High Definition resolutions of 720p and 1080p, the videos available from Monster Curves are incredibly impressive in both streaming and downloadable forms. Clarity is very strong, colors are vibrant, and the soundtracks are clear and dynamic. Photo content, while not hitting such lofty heights, is also good and gives you a chance to ogle the most appealing curves of your preferred performers in greater detail.

Far from just being a hardcore site with curvy women, Monster Curves offers quite a lot of variety, with plenty of assfucking, threesomes, ass and breast worship, and lots of glorious cheek-to-cheek action from the stunning women. As with most Reality Kings sites, the style is definitely in gonzo territory, but substantial attention is always paid to costuming, locations, and scene-specific schticks that make for truly memorable porn.

There are 144 scenes already online at Monster Curves and as the archive continues to grow, this site will truly become a force to be reckoned with. As usual, Mr. Pink has snagged his readers a discount that brings the monthly cost down to $17.95 and provides all members with free, unlimited access to every other site on the Reality Kings network, from Cum Fiesta to MILF Hunter and everywhere in between.

Cons:
Updates only arrive once every two weeks, unlike most other Reality Kings sites, which adhere to a strict weekly schedule. As it stands, the 144-scene Monster Curves archive isn't exactly small, but it's certainly not as impressive as those found on numerous other Reality Kings sites; a partial failure that could easily be rectified with weekly updates.

Monster Curves' photo content may look good, but it could certainly look a whole lot better. Resolutions sit at just 900px and are far less awesome than the fantastic HD videos. A photo upgrade is an essential move for Monster Curves, should it wish to improve.

There's advertising material scattered all across the Reality Kings network, and Monster Curves suffers from this problem just as much as any of its fellow RK sites. While definitely not as overwhelming as those featured on Brazzers, these ads are still quite distracting and, considering you just paid good money for a top-notch porn experience, a tad insulting.

The trial membership available to prospective Monster Curves members - $1 for two days - may allow you to browse through the updates and model index, but trial members are not permitted to check out a single gallery or video, making it likely they'll leave Monster Curves somewhat unconvinced of its worth. Shame.

Conclusion:
With a name like Monster Curves, any interested party looking at signing up will be expecting the most bodacious bodies in porn; big racks, plump asses, and shapely legs. Thankfully, that's exactly what everyone who does join Monster Curves gets. The models, as detailed above, as excruciatingly sexy and perform in thrilling hardcore scenes that offer standard vanilla (though not to say dull) fucking, ass-pounding, and plenty of t'n'a worship that'll have you chomping at the bit for a well endowed fuck buddy of your own. It's a shame that updates only arrive on a fortnightly basis and that the content count lingers at a relatively scant 144 scenes; if scenes were coming weekly the site would be much more satisfying. It's hard to complain too much, though, since the sex is so damn smoking, the models infinitely enticing, and the 1080p HD videos so clear that you'll not want to wander too far from Monster Curves' homepage. And with bonus Reality Kings network access thrown in, the Mr. Pink's discounted price of $17.95 is a damn, damn good deal.