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No Boring review

Category 18 - 24, Amateur, Anal, Europorn, Hardcore, Discount site

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$19.95/Month

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Any porn site calling itself No Boring had better be prepared to dace an audience used to double-anal penetration, near-blinding blowbangs, and the sex so rough it leaves bruises, welts, and causes early porn retirements. In short: No Boring had better be at this level or higher if it's to succeed. And, like magic, it is! No Boring sees adventurous young European adults branch out into kinky fetishism, rough sex, and physically demanding acts that will have you marveling while masturbating. Now, doesn't that sound entertaining?

Score

Quality 9
Design 7
Navigation 8
Updates 8
Content amount 6
Money value 9
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 6
Appeal 8
Overall Score 80

Videos

Number of movies 105+
Average length 28 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

WMV (1920x1080)

FLV (720x406)

Photos

Pic sets 105+
Pics per set 200
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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No Boring review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/15/2015

Overview:
As far as porn websites brandings go, No Boring is remarkable for a number of reasons: it tells you its intentions (to not be boring); almost reads as "No Boning" which would make you think a bit before beating off; and it makes for an easy time coming up with a logo. The brain trust behind No Boring decided to use as their logo a simple 'anti' symbol like you'd see on a no-smoking or no-fishing sign. It's not an especially good logo but the rest of what you'll see on No Boring's tour pages should take care of any lack of thrills. Two girls, one with a short pixie cut and the other sporting long golden locks, wrap their lips around either side of a throbbing erection and stare into the camera. The teaser for a scene entitled 'Cute Slut DP' shows, well, a cute slut getting double-penetrated. There's even a scene showing two women sliding their pointed-toes inside each other's cunts. Talk about bold, it looks like No Boring is staying true to its name! Showing updates as arriving every second day and an archive almost overflowing with hardcore smut, and proclaiming "No boring sex, please!" before asking you to sign up, a $29.95 monthly membership to No Boring isn't exactly a terrible deal, but the site does seem a little shaky in places. Like, haven't we seen this smut somewhere before? And, if not, don't these girls look like, well, every other "teen" pornstar in Europe? Oh, and hey, No Boring, didn't you used to go by Teen Mega World? What's happening here? No Boring, explain yourself.

Pros:
No Boring promised it wouldn't deal in predictable sexual activities and, lo and behold, it kept its word! Most No Boring scenes involve either anal sex, anal prolapsing, anilingus, and assorted forms of anal play, and there's plenty of foot fetishism and fisting, giant toy penetrations, DP threesomes, forced deepthroating, and extreme lesbian sex of a very racy variety.

All new No Boring updates come with High Definition videos and high-res photo galleries, the former reaching 720p and 1080p HD resolutions in downloadable WMV and MP4 files. Photos reach 3000px (or almost) with regularity. All new imagery looks fairly good, though it could use a little extra depth.

European adult performers fill the ranks of No Boring's model roster and include many gorgeous brunettes, blondes, redheads, and even a few gals with even more colorful hair. Most models are slim-figured and modestly-breasted. Though some variation exists, it's minimal with most girls fitting this style and the photography drawing long gazes at their tight bodies and sweet faces.

Updates are hitting No Boring's homepage every second day, which is fantastic and helps grow the 105-scene archive currently here. To help keep the value of your membership high, access to the Teen Mega World network's 40 other sites has been included in all No Boring membership packages, which can now be had for the pissy little sum of $19.95-a-month.

Cons:
No Boring might not be the predictable mundanity found on so many other Euro-porn sites, but it's also not totally exclusive. While I haven't been able to find this content elsewhere online at the moment, rumors (and Teen Mega World's history and posting habits) strongly suggest this has all been seen somewhere else before now.

With the recent rise of Kink.com and BDSM culture, it's a definite shame we don't get any insights into the models' thoughts or feelings about their shoot, let alone details about their own sexual habits, extreme or otherwise. Detailed model profiles would be great to see but are highly unlikely.

Along with all the tantalizing feats of sexual expression to be found here, there's also some pretty revolting anal prolapse scenes involving ring-licking lesbians, double anal-fisting (with untrimmed fingernails), and self-directed anal impaling on watermelon-sized standing butt plugs. I'd suggest not browsing No Boring right after lunch.

Conclusion:
One of more than forty websites sitting under Teen Mega World's banner, No Boring aims to thrill audiences with extreme sex acts, adventurous hardcore scenarios, and, well, assholes that've been fucked with to the point of prolapse. Ever wanted to see the inside of a 19-year-old Czech pornstar's anal cavity, 'cause now's the time and No Boring's the place. High Definition 1080p videos ensure you'll see every spit gob and squirted stream in all its juicy detail, as do the detail-heavy 3000px photos. Updates land every two days and there's over 100 scenes already online offering plenty of debauchery to enjoy at your leisure. Sure, No Boring has its faults (like that name, ugh!) but overall it's doing quite well for itself and certainly better than some other Teen Mega World sites.

 

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