Only 3X review

Only 3X review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/18/2012

Overview:
In 1969, the film Midnight Cowboy, starring John Voight as a wannabe gigolo new to New York City, dealt so explicitly with taboo sexual topics that it was slapped with an X rating. Since then, the letter X has been used by producers, audiences, and censors to denote explicit sexual content. If a film or book or magazine or video is so explicit it goes beyond the X category, it likely gets labelled either XX or XXX. With a name that suggest such explicit imagery, Only 3X is a brand new hardcore site that seems to have been born out of Eastern Europe's hugely decadent porn industry. Promising such daring feats of sexual athleticism as vaginal squirting, all-girl munching marathons, double-penetration, bukkake, and plenty of good ol' anal sex, Only 3X's tour pages show off the sites roster of gorgeous models as they throw their fit yet shapely bodies into their work. For $29.95 a month you can buy your way into Only 3X's collection of "hetero, lesbian, and solo" videos and photo galleries, all of it said to be exclusive. With so many hardcore sites already on the 'net, can this one make a name for itself or is Only 3X destined to suffer the same fate of so many sites that have come before only to vanish as quickly as they appeared? Jump in Mr. Pink's virtual jet and flip-off the censors, dear reader, 'cause we're about to get triple-x groovy in the EU.

Pros:
Hot European women are often so enticing they threaten to melt the hairs on your balls and those featured at Only 3X are no exception. Sophie Moone makes a few appearances here, as do Abbie Cat, Angel Dark, Bobbi Eden, Maria Bellucci, Mya Diamond, Sandra Shine, and Rita Faltoyano. The 129 models perform in the 383 photo galleries and 469 videos, all of them hardcore, which make up Only 3X's archive.

As is typical of European hardcore, the sex shown here is fairly adventurous in the sense that the girls seem up for anything: anal, DPs, bukkake, throat-fucking, group sex, lesbian strap-on fucking, ass-to-mouth, cum swapping, and even some rather messy squirting and watersports. Hell, there's even a "bizarre" tag that probably should only be clicked by the more adventurous viewers.

Galleries hold photos that can be viewed online or downloaded in zipped packages, each method giving you 1600px shots that generally look very good and present plenty of detail.

With so much variety at their fingertips, Only 3X's members will definitely make good use of the solid navigation system that's in place here. Three main menu options (Girls, Videos, Photos) keep things streamlined and simple, while a large number of keyword tags allow you to find scenes of a similar nature with a single mouse click.

Cons:
Although it holds a lot of content, Only 3X doesn't provide any update information: no dates, no schedule, nothing. Added to this is the frustratingly familiar nature of many of the scenes; have I already reviewed these sex scenes when they appeared on another Euro hardcore site? Possibly.

Only 3X's photos and videos both are marred by enormous watermarks that curious watermarks vary in size, design, orientation, and placement from scene-to-scene and even from format-to-format within the same scene. What the hell is going on here?

Like much Euro hardcore, Only 3X's content can appear quite sterile and lifeless as a result of bland lighting, objective camera placement, and a general lack of authenticity or believability in the scenes.

The only available video streams are unlabeled trailers that play in a teeny-tiny frame and are fairly useless. Also unlabeled are the video download options. It doesn't really matter, though, as they all look pretty damn weak, reaching a peak of just 640x480 pixels, which, compared to the 1080p HD offerings of many other Euro hardcore sites, is extremely lackluster.

Conclusion:
From its curious name to every preview on the tour pages, Only 3X showed quite a bit of promise and looked to be a site intent on delivering high quality and extremely explicit hardcore sex. Instead, it's a poorly designed and quite simply unremarkable. Videos peak at a mere 640x480 pixels and while the photos can often look quite good, they and the videos both are marred by huge watermarks that inexplicably change as frequently as the featured performers chug dick. It'd be nice if the webmeisters added some dates to their updates, but that's assuming they actually are updates and not just a collection thrown online at the birth of the site, never altered or updated since. Videos streams are only barely online - they're streaming videos alright, but not full scenes and hardly worth watching - and download options are not labelled with their resolution or even any indication of whether they're HD, high, medium, or low resolution. (Trust me, they're anything but HD.) In short, Only 3X offers nothing you can't, won't, and haven't already seen on a ton of other Europorn sites already.