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Page 3 Classics review

Category Big Tits, Europorn, Glam, Retro - Vintage

Price

$9.99/1 Week

$20.95/Month

Back in the late-60s, Rupert Murdoch was just hitting his stride as one of the world's most powerful media tycoons when he bought British newspaper The Sun. Relaunching it as tabloid and throwing a barely-clothed model on the third page. Editor Larry Lamb celebrated The Sun's first anniversary with a page three girl in her birthday suit. A classic of British erotica was born that day and Page 3 Classics continues this work to this day with an online archive of the best and boldest sexy, topless, and nude models of our recently published past that's as titillating as it was when first seen in black-and-white all those years ago.

Score

Quality 7
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 5
Content amount 6
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 7
Appeal 7
Overall Score 71

Videos

Number of movies 22+
Average length 8 min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (960x540)

Photos

Pic sets 205+
Pics per set 20
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Page 3 Classics review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/06/2014

Overview:
In the United States we have the classic pin-ups of WWII, burlesque darlings like Bettie Page, and celebrities famous for simply being incredibly hot, but in the United Kingdom another kind of pictorial seductress reigns supreme: the Page 3 Girl. Starting out as a harmless bit of photographic flirtation on (you guessed it) the third page of a British tabloid rag but eventually developing a reputation for the perpetuation of anti-feminist roles for women, the objectification of the female body, mind, and spirit, and the crassness of contemporary culture. Strangely enough, Page 3 also became a launchpad for many a modeling and entertainment career. Page 3 Classics is a site devoted to the models who've adorned the pages of tabloid papers throughout the UK - and not just recently either! Going back many years, back to the time of rock hard bodies with rock hard boobs and big blonde 'dos, Page 3 Classics isn't likely to suit everyone, but those with their porno preferences firmly in the recent-ish past will likely find much to crow about. Page 3 Classics, which also promises to connect you to Glam and Glossy, Glam and Glossy XXXtra, and Tropical Babes, will set you back $20.95 for one month of access, but could be the gateway you desire, a gateway to an erotic past many have long since forgotten.

Pros:
The women of Page 3 Classics are, well Page 3 classics! Alongside well-known boob-bearers like Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Charlotte Hudson, Claire Peckham, Jordan (Katie Price), Samantha Fox, Tracey Neve, and Jayne Middlemiss are plenty of lesser-known but equally enticing beauties.

Each Page 3 Classics gallery showcases the talents of a model who surely now looks much more average than she did, captured here in her twenties or early thirties. Shot indoors (bedrooms, kitchens, castles, bungalows, studios etc) and outdoors, often in lush tropical locations surrounded by waterfalls, palm trees, and gorgeous beaches, the galleries are a delight. Full nudity is no guarantee, but ample skin is shown in most cases.

Decades-old photos have been scanned from clean negatives, prints, and contact sheets to deliver crisp, clear, dynamic images on your digital platform. Keeping things high-res, Page 3 Classics offers 2768px images online and in downloadable zips. Check out that luscious vintage film grain!

Cons:
There are only 22 items available in Page 3 Classics' Videos archive. Compared to the 200-plus image galleries, this collection seems woefully small. It makes sense, though: how many digitally motion-enabled newspapers were being printed in the UK in 1992?

Mention was made on the tour and sign-up pages of bonus sites available to all paying Page 3 Classics members. Unfortunately, those bonus sites (Glam and Glossy, Glam and Glossy XXXtra, and Tropical Babes) remain inaccessible. To get inside you're forced to pay another $10 each month!.

None of Page 3 Classics' galleries or videos come with upload dates attached. This gives members no indication of how frequently new content will be added to the site or if anything will be added at all.

This certainly won't be an issue for every Page 3 Classics visitor, but I personally found myself wondering why I ever found women like Samantha Fox and Linsey Dawn McKenzie attractive at all! Time changes many things, and your desires and preferences are not exempt from this change.

Conclusion:
Taking a few hundred leaves out of the British tabloid press of the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s, Page 3 Classics presents a look at the erotica of yesteryear with photo and video content claimed as exclusive and available here in high-resolution frames. Updates may be arriving fairly often but, without any visible date or schedule information, there's no way of knowing for sure. Network access was promised to members but has not yet been made available. Those interested in the sister sites of Page 3 Classics must pay an additional $10 per month for expanded access; an unforeseen cost that is quite infuriating. Page 3 Classics presents its models very nicely, though, and the galleries offer many atmospheric, evocative, even lusty shots. There is, however, quite a bit of chaff here that could certainly be culled. Page 3 Classics operates on a risky premise, one that many will ignore, but those with a strong penchant for Page 3 babes could do a lot worse than (virtually) sign on the (virtual) dotted line.

Anna Maria
Beoley Ashley
Bridgette Anne
Debbie Smith
Helle Kjaer
Jade Cartwright
Jakki Degg
Joanna Latham
Jordan
Karen Brennan
Ruth Gordon
Samantha Fox

 

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