Porn Pros review

Although some folks swear by it, claiming it delivers the ultimate in believable and therefore truly sensual adult entertainment, I’ve never really found myself all that fond of amateur pornography. Sure, the women really do look just like your neighbors, co-workers, and friends, but they also look kinda like those obnoxious imbeciles you see on the bus blabbering at their unfortunate boyfriends about how Ed Hardy Ugg boots are, like, not at all out of fashion. No thanks! Give me a made-up, lingerie-clad professional on-screen pornstar and I’m happy as Leisure Suit Larry. Porn Pros is a network that seems to know what’s up. Its 24 exclusive websites offer hardcore porn conceived, produced, performed, and delivered by professionals who not only know their f-stops from their ND filters, but the proper pre-shoot warm-up procedure for anal penetration. Why you’d leave your beat-off material to any amateur when dedicated craftsmen and pornstars are here to cater to your every erotic, exotic whim is beyond me. Costing its members $24.95 a month, Porn Pros promises to deliver 1080p HD movies, daily updates, and a gang of the hottest, hungriest sluts in contemporary porn. Who could resist this?

Pros:
Across its 24 exclusive websites, Porn Pros offers a wide range of adult niches and intriguing original hardcore concepts. Ever seen a 19-year-old girl tied to a sex swing with pink duct tape, gagged, then assfucked? What about cocks so large they can’t be real shooting loads so hefty they could pose a drowning risk? Old geezers nailing some young broad just to prove they still can? All that and more, folks, right here at Porn Pros.

Matching professional crews with professional pornstars seems like an obvious idea, right? Well, thankfully, Porn Pros have followed through and landed Madison Ivy, Maya Hills, Hillary Scott, Faye Regan, Tanner Mayes, and Sasha Grey, among many others, to star in their great hardcore scenes.

Now reaching resolutions of 1200x700 pixels, Porn Pros High Definition video content looks fantastic regardless of the site is comes from. Whether a grainy POV Shady PI recording or up-close shots of Jynx Maze chugging two cocks at the same time, these videos look fantastic. Photo content generally reaches 3000px and also looks ace.

Updating anywhere from two to four times every day of the week, Porn Pros is a busy place and, thanks to its nearly 6,000-scene archive, a dense one, too. It’d normally cost $24.95 per month to access all of this thoroughly enjoyable smut, but Mr. Pink’s readers can join for just $17.95, saving seven dollars!

Cons:
While most Porn Pros sites have managed to stick to their promised weekly update schedule, a few have not. Sporadic, unreliable updates, even on just a few sites, can end up being hugely detrimental to the overall worth of a network, so let’s hope Porn Pros iron out these kinks soon.

Quite clearly the most potentially frustrating aspect of a Porn Pros membership is not coming up with good excuses to give your friends so you can stay home and enjoy your erotic investment, but dealing with the consistently underperforming and disappointing servers that host this otherwise quite impressive network. Downloads and video streams take far too long and need assistance.

Although the network is called Porn Pros and every production is quite clearly the work of professionals (or at least semi-pros), a few sites still insist on adhering to a faux amateur aesthetic that can be a little obnoxious when it isn’t wildly entertaining.

Lately, videos, both streaming and downloadable, have been plagued with “500 error” notices. Preventing viewing when clicked, these erroneous links are a real cause for concern. I pray they’re only temporary and will be fixed even before this review goes live, but with the Porn Pros servers, who knows...

Conclusion:
From the stolen private videos of Webcam Hackers, the face-splattering ejaculations of Cum Disgrace, and the opportunistic groping of Massage Creep to Squirt Disgrace, Freaks of Cock, 18 Years Old, 40oz Bounce, and MILF Humiliation and the other great original productions hosted on the network, Porn Pros seems to have finally found its voice. All Porn Pros sites offer hardcore porn that is irreverent, snarky, cartoonish, but above all exciting. The HD videos look great and photo content seems to be keeping up with these high image standards. Updates arrive on most sites once a week and add more to the already huge network. As impressive as Porn Pros can be, it also seems to suffer a loss of credibility thanks largely to its clearly incapable servers that prevent members from enjoying the network to the fullest. Until this major problem is overcome, I’m afraid this network loses ground and won’t manage to keep up with Reality Kings, Bang Bros, Mofos, Brazzers, and the wealth of other networks offering similar content. Then again, there really isn’t anyone quite like the Porn Pros.