Sexy Satin Silk Fun review

Sexy Satin Silk Fun review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/08/2012

Overview:
It's sexy! It's satin! It's silk! It's fun! What is it? It's Sexy Satin Silk Fun, dude, and you're staring a an exclusive analysis from Professor Pink that hopes to divulge what makes this sensual softcore extravaganza worth your time and money. From the looks of the tour pages, the gang behind Sexy Satin Silk Fun feel their most enticing offerings are the women they've cast and the clothing they wear. Though admittedly skimpy, these outfits are likely what brought you to Sexy Satin Silk Fun in the first place, being as they are the very basis, the most integral element of the adult entertainment niche market this site subscribes to: smooth, subtly sensual evening wear hewn from the finest fabrics even known to make intimate contact with human flesh. Whether silk, satin, sateen, or faux-silk, the outfits these women are shown wearing are so intoxicatingly beautiful to the touch that they can't help make like the Yellow Pages and let their fingers do the walking... all over their bodies, aw yeah! For the monthly fee of $29.95, you can have access to an exclusive collection of photos and videos showing "Hot women wearing, teasing, and pleasing in sexy, sensual satin and silk." Sound like exactly the kind of material to set your dicks direction to 'up'? Have at it, sir, but first heed these sagely words of wisdom from the President of Poon, the Pundit of Pussy, Mr. Pink!

Pros:
Those of you who are fervent admirers of satin and silk and their by-products should know that this isn't a porn site devoted specifically to said fabrics, but to the combination of said fabrics and gorgeous women. These lovely British ladies wrap their bodies in evening wear, sleep wear, and semi-formal attire constructed from the finest sensual and soft fabrics money can buy before letting their libidos take them into an erotic state.

The outfits featured in Sexy Satin Silk Fun's videos and galleries are lush, vibrantly colored nightgowns, slips, panties and bras, dresses, blouses, and robes. Furthermore, the women wearing these clothes usually sit on a couch or lie on a bed, both of which are covered in silk or satin sheets and add to the already rich sensuality of each scene.

When dealing with light-reflecting fabrics like satin and silk, it's of vital important to get your lighting right. Sexy Satin Silk Fun's scenes and galleries are beautifully photographed, paying perfect attention to both the models and sensuous fabrics they seem so enamored of. Videos look pretty darn good at 960x540 pixels, photos too at 1440px, each presenting lots of detail and strong colors in each frame.

A new video is added to the Sexy Satin Silk Fun archive once every five days, adding to the already quite substantial 399 scenes already online. Photo galleries hit three days after the videos, pumping up the 392 galleries currently available. This schedule being structured the way it is, members will find one week bringing two videos and one gallery, the next week flipping that around for two galleries and one video. Nice!

Cons:
The servers hosting Sexy Satin Silk Fun aren't exactly moving at lightning speeds, at least not from my experience. Downloads take a bit longer to download than they really should and it'd be great to see a beefier supporting server in place soon.

When roaming through the pages and pages of Sexy Satin Silk Fun, you're bound to find yourself thinking "Oh, surely there's a faster way to find you, dream woman!" Nope. I mean, there's a model index but it's fairly dull and no more helpful than the main update listing. There's also a search function, but it repeatedly fails to deliver worthwhile results. Keyword tags, a more worthwhile search engine, and a selectable list of models' physical characteristics are definitely needed.

Only one video format has been provided for each of Sexy Satin Silk Fun's scenes and, although it can be downloaded or streamed, this 960x540 pixel WMV would be a lot more impressive if it were encoded in a HD resolution and had some alternate options for those who just want a quick, low-quality taste before indulging.

Missing a golden opportunity to enhance the personality of the sites and its models, the Sexy Satin Silk Fun team decided not to retrieve any bios, spiels from, or interviews with the models they shoot. Imagine watching some busty brunette cavort around on a bed covered in baby blue satin sheets then read her talking about her affection for that fabric in great detail.

Conclusion:
A real mouthful of a website name, Sexy Satin Silk Fun relies on every word being an accurate description of what's inside. If it ain't Sexy, doesn't feature Satin and Silk, and isn't Fun, then clearly there are going to be a ton of thoroughly disappointed former members hunting around for a substitute site. Thankfully, that's not really the case here; or at least it shouldn't be. Sexy Satin Silk Fun is quite a large site that sees three updates of alternating content types - two videos, one gallery or two galleries, one video each - arriving every week. As the archive grows past 400 of each item type, it'd be great to see some additional navigation tools implemented fairly soon, otherwise members run the risk of wasting hours sorting through the chaff to get to their preferred kind of woman or activity. Videos and photos both look good, although an upgrade to HD formats would be great. The last word, though, is Fun, and that's something Sexy Satin Silk Fun most certainly is. Anyone into the soft, sensual tactile sensations brought about by lying on silk sheets, or wear satin undergarments or sleepwear will certainly appreciate getting to watch these seductive women cavort around in the same, sometimes even taking things to a much hotter, moister place by letting their fingers drift below the belt (so to speak). It's Sexy! It's Satin! It's Silk! And it sure as shit is Fun!