Suburban Amateurs review

British women have long suffered an unfairly negative reputation. From Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, and Kate Moss and the notoriously snooty upper-crust, it often seems like the only British women Americans are unquestionably fond of are Kate Winslet and anyone willing to get naked on camera. Thankfully, the women featured at Suburban Amateurs all fall into the latter category. Most of the content here is relatively soft, but that’s largely because Suburban Amateurs is paired with another website called Suburban Sluts, which offers significantly less tame content and shows what utter degenerate hussies these British trollops can be, even with a camera pointed at their spread pussies. Here at Suburban Amateurs, however, you won’t find anything so ribald. Instead, you’ll be privy to more than 200 hot girls tearing their gear off for your entertainment and, contrary to what many Americans might expect, most of the models are pretty damn attractive. Whether they’re $29.95 worth of attractive will ultimately be your call, dear reader. First, allow me to offer some tasty factoids about Suburban Amateurs that just might help you decide whether you’re interested in watching these British beauties undress and entertain themselves on your dime.

Pros:
Lovely girl-next-door models from Great Britain entertain members by stripping, posing nude, and sometimes letting their fingers do the walking…all over their pussies! The girls all seem to be good sorts and shed their inhibitions as quickly as their clothes.

Updates hit the main Suburban Amateurs page about four times a week and are split fairly evenly between photos and videos, though with a slight favoritism given to gallery updates. There’s a rather large collection of content already online here and that should surely be enough to keep most folks happy. Well, that and the bonus site…

Suburban Amateurs members might find themselves wanting some hardcore content and, with none being provided by the site, end up disappointed. Do not dismay, dear readers, as your Suburban Amateurs membership also brings you free bonus access to Suburban Sluts, a hardcore site run by the very same geezers!

Server performance at Suburban Amateurs was surprisingly great. I say “surprisingly” because many amateur sites don’t just feature amateur women, but amateur technology and services, too. It’s fantastic to see that’s not the case here.

Cons:
Where most online purveyors of pornographic delights are either fully embracing High Definition video or gradually integrating it into their agenda, Suburban Amateur seems content with their now outdated 720x540 pixel movies. An upgrade would be ace, but it may not arrive for some time.

While it’s nice to have access to the hardcore content of Suburban Sluts, it’d be even greater if both sites were combined and fans had an easier time browsing between the two. As is, you basically have to decide whether you want softcore or hardcore before starting out. Sometimes beating off doesn’t quite flow that logically.

The Suburban Amateurs members’ forum may not have ever been a hopping hotspot of online conversation and witty repartee, but even its rather mild hey-day has passed. There’s little activity there now at all.

Conclusion:
Suburban Amateurs is afflicted with a few major sore spots, chief among them the once-impressive, now-lackluster video content, which, at 720x540 pixels, is in dire need of a High Definition upgrade. And, while the site sees new content arriving multiple times each week, little has changed (for the better or worse) since last time Mr. Pink stopped on by for a butcher’s hook. There could definitely be some general improvements made to the site itself, including a revitalized forum and better navigation, but the main problem remains the videos. Otherwise, if you’re out for a good time with some rip-snorting British babes, there aren’t many better places to turn than Suburban Amateurs.