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Fairly new vehicular carnality showcase, Take Van, sees a group of stiff-dicked and desperate guys drive around Prague in search of vulnerable pussy. Once found and either convinced to jump aboard or just straight-up grabbed and taken, the ladies receive their welcoming present: a righteous banging. Shot and ready for viewing for viewing in High Definition videos, with plenty of known Euro pornstars and up-and-coming babes to be seen here, Take Van is a very nice motorized surprise.

Score

Quality 8
Design 8
Navigation 7
Updates 5
Content amount 4
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 7
Overall Score 74

Videos

Number of movies 36+
Average length 36 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits YES
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (960x540)

Photos

Pic sets 36+
Pics per set 50
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Take Van review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/16/2016

Overview:
Having sex in motor vehicles has been an enjoyable pastime of the sexual active and mildly adventurous since the people started rolling on four horse-less wheels, so much so that fucking on the road has become a porno staple the world over. From the infamous Bang Bus to DriverXXX and ScrewBer X, there's car-sex all over the porn world. Take Van, however, offers something slightly different than the rest, a van roaming around Prague in search of vulnerable women on which to unleash its hyper-horny passengers. Mostly men cruising for women, Take Van occasionally welcomes a woman on board and invites her to nab a nubile local babe. Shot in High Definition in the streets, in alleys, and at red lights, Take Van's episodes bring you European semi-amateurs and pros fucking their way out of sticky situations. From straight-up snatching and nabbing to coercive offers of "assistance," this is a bold and outrageous site that flirts with ethical dilemmas every other update. For those who like their porn mobile, amateurish, and intense, Take Van, which charges $29.95 monthly for access, is bound to not only entertain and arouse you, but probably inspire you to book a trip to the EU, international license in tow.

Pros:
Cruising around Prague, pulling up to strangers and asking for directions, mocking the elderly and unattractive, and grabbing lone women off the street to aggressive fuck them backseat-style, the guys of Take Van are irreverent fuckers, that's for sure. Once inside the car and open to sex, the women are treated to solid thrashings from the big docked passenger before being dumped on the roadside.

Starring a roster of amateurs, pros, and in-betweens hailing from European nations and all descending on Prague, Take Van sees the likes of Foxy Di, Misha Cross, Vanessa Decker, Nikita Bellucci, and Kate Blonde pulled of the roadside and taken, sexually, by the Take Van riders. Mea Melone even climbs aboard the Take Van to cruise for pussy, too, making it even harder for girls to resist climbing aboard.

Take Van offers High Definition videos that stream and download in 480p, 720p, and 1080p containers and offer fairly strong viewing for cheaply shot porn. Handheld cameras give everything an amateurish feeling while the detail is high enough to keep you watching wide-eyed. Substitles are on hand for those who don't speak Czech.

Part of a network banding together casting site Fake Shooting, POV Bitch, Melone Challenge (where Mea fucks fans and strangers), the couples sex of Shoot Yourself, the outdoor romps of My First Public, and Teeny Playground's lithe young cuties, Take Van adds a more irreverent and outlandish element to this group of very good sites.

Cons:
Arriving on an almost weekly "schedule," Take Van sees three or four new scenes land every month. Unfortunately, you can't count on the latest episode arriving on an exact date; scenes are made live seven, nine, and ten days apart. The 36 scenes now online make a good start, but don't offer a particularly deep range.

Fantasies are all well and good - and make no mistake, Take Van is definitely a fantasy site not to be emulated in real life - but Take Van's playacting of scenarios and demeaning conduct won't sit well with those simple looking for racy sex in a moving vehicle. Coercion does not necessarily make for enjoyable fantasy porn.

Not as fun as the most popular and well-known van-sex site, Bang Bus, Take Van is a slightly darker effort. Although there's many scenes in which the picked-up women show an eagerness to fuck, there's almost as many scenes in which they play scared or intimidated to a detrimental degree. The more lively and cartoonish Bang Bus sees more smiling, giggling women enjoying themselves more fully.

Their exclusion makes good sense, but it'd still be great to have some quality photographs along with the HD videos. Screencap galleries just don't cut it (except for preview purposes) and it's conceivable that the Take van could conceal a few still cameras to capture more vivid moments.

Conclusion:
Take Van is the latest in a fairly long line of on-the-road porn sites that invite (or pull) women into cars, seduce them, pound them senseless, then leave them cum-covered and disoriented by the side of the road (like total assholes), but it's by no means a poor imitation of others. Shot in and around Prague, Czech Republic, Take Van sidles up to lone women and eventually "pulls" them aboard, where they strip (or are stripped) then convinced to give head and get pounded. Of course, some women are far more eager than others - some outright say "Hell, no!" - to be fucked in this van, but most scenes prove very entertaining and plenty arousing. High Definition videos reach 720p and 1080p resolutions in streams and downloads, looking very nice in both considering their origins and shooting situation. Updates are almost regular and on schedule, subtitles are in place, and there's quite a hefty handful of excellent Euro sluts to see here. Not a huge site, Take Van is buoyed by included network access to another six Euro hardcore sites, making this a very promising site for those into more risqué car sex than simple parking lots blowjobs.

 

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