Team Skeet review

Team Skeet review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/14/2012

Overview:
Immortalized by Lil' Jon & Eastside Boyz in their 'Aww Skeet Skeet' single, the term "skeet" means "to ejaculate" and is also synonymous with "semen." Hey, rap lyrics have been sexually explicit since two turntables first met a microphone, but skeet is a term that has become something of a cultural phenomenon. Black guys skeet on their women and boast about it at the club come the weekend. White college bros throw "skeet" into their lingo in order to feel more "street" and to disguise their wealthy upper-class origins. Even a porn network has adopted this bizarre word, using it in its very own name. That network, Team Skeet, hosts eleven adult websites that each pertain to a different sexual topic or act. Schoolgirl uniforms, POV porn, masturbating hotties, big-breasted babes, sultry latinas, and porno newcomers are hosted on this network, on sites entitled Innocent High, Her Freshman Year, The Real Workout, Oye Loca, Titty Attack, POV Life, This Girl Sucks, Solo Interviews, Self Desire, She's New, and Team Skeet Extras. Getting inside this eleven-site network will cost you a mere $24.87 each month. Too costly? Not a large enough network? Chicks not hot enough for ya? Don't worry about any reservations you might have right now, pal, that's why Mr. Pink is on the case, to ease your mind and fill you with confidence before you do or don't hand over the big bucks to Team Skeet. Who's your pal, huh?

Pros:
The eleven websites hosted by Team Skeet - Innocent High, Oye Loca, POV Life, This Girl Sucks, Titty Attack, The Real Workout, Her Freshman Year, Solo Interviews, Self Desire, Team Skeet Extras, and She's New, the newest addition - offer a solid range of pornographic styles and genres, from teen harlots to foxy fitness freaks, from dildo-pummeling masturbation to stunning deepthroat blowjobs.

Team Skeet's model index reads like a list of porn's most impressive younger performers. Such women as Ashlyn Rae, April O'Neil, Adriana Luna, Jessie Rogers, Melanie Rios, Skin Diamond and Riley Reed are making waves all around the industry, but they're ready to be viewed by every horny home-dwelling Team Skeet member.

The most recently added scenes to Team Skeet's archives have been added in High Definition video formats. Reaching a peak resolution of 1920x1080 pixels, these HD videos look very, very good whether streamed or downloaded and are the best of the plentiful viewing options presented to every Team Skeet member.

There are 823 scenes currently hosted here at Team Skeet's online headquarters. Although the update situation is still somewhat unclear (more on that soon), it does appear that new material is being added to most sites fairly frequently, keeping you well stocked with exclusive smut.

Cons:
As mentioned above, "the update situation" here at Team Skeet is, well, I don't know what it is. That's the point. None of Team Skeet's scenes are dated, meaning we're left with no way to determine how frequently new content arrives or which sites are even updating.

Every webpage on Team Skeet's servers appears to have been saddled with advertisements that not only distract you from the content you've already paid to view, but distract you by showing and promoting content from websites pertaining to the very same niche porn styles Team Skeet and it's sites are dealing in.

Hey, don't get me wrong, it's definitely cool to see HD videos all over Team Skeet. After viewing them, though, it's unlikely anyone is going to be especially impressed with the quality. Compression artifacts mar the visuals and the bitrates routinely fall below 2000 kbps, removing clarity and detail from the videos.

The best-looking photo content Team Skeet presents only reaches 700x1050 pixels and looks, well, decent, I suppose. It'd be great to see photos reach 2000px resolutions or greater, bringing them more directly in competition with the photos on other, more advanced adult sites.

Conclusion:
As far as porn networks go, Team Skeet is much like its very own site, Her Freshman Year. Having entered the game back in 2010, this still fairly new network and its eleven websites probably should have been developed a bit further at this point. Upload dates are still missing from all content, old and new, the HD videos still show compression artifacts, photos are still at the not-completely-dismissable-but-still-low resolution of 700x1050px, and it's still difficult to determine just how frequently updates have been and will be arriving. Without these changes, it's hard to conceive of Team Skeet becoming more popular than it already is. It's certainly not a bad way to get off online, that's for sure - some of the scenes are definitely among the hottest their featured performers have ever shot in or out of a school uniform - but there is just a few too many niggling problems here for this reviewer to suggest blindly signing up. Team Skeet just isn't at the level it could or should be at, yet. Even with these flaws, don't write off Team Skeet. There is a lot of potential and some pretty sweet content to keep you entertained.