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Tetonas Locas review

Category Amateur, Big Tits, Latina, Reality

Price

$1/2 Days-Limited

$29.95/Month

Latinas might be more well known for their tightly-packed asses and unquenchable sexual thirst, but they're no slouches in the breast department either. Tetonas Locas (Crazy Tits) grabs the most boobtastic chicas from Brazil, Mexico, and wherever else they hail from, shooting them in energetic boob-focused hardcore scenes that'll have you standing at attention immediately. Without continuing updates, however, Tetonas Locas runs the very real risk of dying a slow, painful death. Beware, boob-men!

Score

Quality 8
Design 9
Navigation 8
Updates 2
Content amount 3
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 8
Overall Score 71

Videos

Number of movies 24+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (852x480)

WMV (852x480)

Photos

Pic sets 24+
Pics per set 300
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Tetonas Locas review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/08/2013

Overview:
Show me a man (or, quite frankly, a woman) who honestly doesn't think breasts are one of nature's greatest miracles and I'll show you a liar. Those wobbling, fleshy orbs of tissue and fat that sit atop women's chests feature so heavily in many kinds of human-created imagery that they're surely one of the most enticing, arousing physical features ever witnessed by mankind. They are not, however, mentally unstable; how could they be, they're not even sentient. Tetonas Locas is a site that insists either the women that sport them or the breasts themselves are outta their fucking minds! For $29.95 a month you can join Tetonas Locas and witness plenty of depraved, lecherous acts, each one incorporating the glorious female bosom as fluidly as you would nuzzle up to and suckle on a pert nipple were it presented to you. The women starring in Tetonas Locas scenes are saucy Latinas whose ample chests are rivaled only by their devotion to dick. Fucking their way through hardcore scenes so hot they'll have you shouting "¡Muy caliente, hombre!", the Tetonas Locas girls are some of the hottest the Culioneros has to offer. Why don't we head inside for a closer look?

Pros:
Tetonas Locas is filled with incredibly busty Latinas who know how blessed they are to be sporting racks that'll make any man lose his mind. The models come in many shapes and sizes; there are plenty of thicker girls and lots of dark skin on display courtesy of the Brazilian babes trying their hands (and tits) at hardcore porn.

Without breaking the mold or making any great leaps in pornographic artistry, Tetonas Locas presents some very hot hardcore scenes. Such breast-focused acts as titty-fucking, nipple biting, and deep massages of the glorious racks themselves. The women throw down with as much energy as they can muster and look amazing riding a stiff dick.

Shot and delivered in stunning High Definition formats, Tetonas Locas's videos reach a peak resolution of 720p and look simply gorgeous. The undulating orbs of feminine flesh wobble and bounce and glisten in the sunlight, covered as they often are in oil. Photo galleries accompany every scene and dish out 2000px images even clearer than the videos. Both photos and videos provide online and offline viewing options.

Every Tetonas Locas member receives one incredible bonus for signing up: complete Culioneros network access. With an additional nine sites waiting to be viewed and devoured, there's plenty of extra smut lying around here that's well worth your attention.

Cons:
Nothing new has been added to Tetonas Locas since April of 2012; almost nine months prior to this writing. Will the site restart its update schedule? Will new content ever be added to this once very promising big boob extravaganza? Only time will tell.

Without continuing updates adding a new scene every week, Tetonas Locas has been left to flounder with only 24 scenes in its archive. If the site never sees another scene arrive, this low content count will most certainly keep plenty of otherwise interested and eager folks from joining, and rightfully so.

Culioneros is the Spanish-language equivalent of Bang Bros; so much so that the two networks share a central navigation system and compliment each other constantly. Unfortunately, unless you've also purchased a Bang Bros membership, this amounts to little more than excessive advertising and the frustration of being teased with something inaccessible.

As I've already pointed out, most of Tetonas Locas's text and dialog is in Spanish. Unless you're fluent (or at the very least conversational) in Espanol, you're going to be left to wonder what's being said, about whom, and why. Thankfully, moans of ecstasy are universally understood.

Conclusion:
There's nothing quite like a huge pair of undulating breasts to get you hard in mere seconds, except, of course, a breast-focused site that actually manages to add new content once in a while. Tetonas Locas unfortunately hasn't managed to add a new scene in over 8 months, leaving the site in a rather dismal state, holding only 24 scenes. What is online here is quite good, though, and the High Definition video formats and high-res images, hitting 720p and 2000px respectively, make for attractive viewing. Throw in Culioneros network access and you're looking at a good deal so long as you're not completely set on huge racks being the only porn worth viewing. If it's big tits and only big tits that you're after, though, Tetonas Locas will certainly disappoint.

 

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