Twistys review

Twistys review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/04/2012

Overview:
There are only a handful of legendary websites operating in the adult portions of the World Wide Web and most of them are famous for their devotion to hardcore porn of substantially high production quality; either that or they're infamous for pushing low-grade and very extreme smut. Twistys is a mammoth site that has made its name with much more refined and elegant content, all of it softcore. Don't be entering Twistys under the assumption that you won't get all hot and bothered, though. Twistys didn't become an international pornography powerhouse without steaming a few collars and with its enormous and exclusive collection of original erotic photos and videos, you'll soon see why Twistys gets rave reviews from Bakersfield to Bhutan. Promising "the most beautiful babes in porn" and daily updates to its already enormous collection of erotic photo and video work, Twistys membership seems a bargain a twice its asking price, which, come to mention it, is $29.95 a month. Instead of simply sitting outside in the tour areas and gawking at the faces and bodies (oh, the bodies!) of porn's most bangable babes, why not tag along with yer ol' pal Mr. Pink as I venture deep into the heart of Twistys country and assess the current state of a true marvel of the online porn world.

Pros:
Twistys is a big name site and it proves it by casting only the most thrilling adult performers in the country, the world. Kayden Kross, Jenni Lee, Madison Ivy, Tori Black, and Nicole Aniston are some of the incredibly seductive women hailing from the USA, while Europe is well represented by the likes of Eufrat, Anissa Kate, Katsuni, and Rebeca Linares. Hell, even burlesque idol and former Mrs. Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese, is here.

Holly Randall, Bobby Manila, Tammy Sands, and Dean Capture are but a select few of Twistys incomparable photographers. These top-tier artists have managed to create a signature Twistys look that is both deeply arousing and highly glamorous while remaining quite simple in execution. All content produced under the Twistys banner looks gorgeous, let there be no doubt.

Twistys is a site filled with bonus content of the highest order. Each model is given her own profile page where members find comments and ratings by their fellow admirers, as well as basic biographies and physical stats. The Twistys Treat program has been seeking out and showcasing the most attractive new women in softcore, interviewing and photographing them and bringing you a new Treat every month.

Bonuses even extend to additional website access with Twistys offering seven sites to its members: When Girls Play, Busty Ones, Euro Foxes, Nicole Graves, Anette Dawn, Blue Fantasies, and Naughty Staff. There's even a content feed delivering unto you everything Twistys Hard has to offer, every facial and creampie, every pussy pounding moment.

Twistys itself holds an enormous amount of content and the archive currently counts more than 5,500 videos and 15,500 galleries, most of them exclusive. Updates arrive throughout the day, every day, with an average of three new photo galleries and two new videos hitting the homepage every 24 hours. What's more, you can get all of this, bonuses included, at Mr. Pink's discounted membership price of $19.95, making Twistys a bona fide bargain deluxe!

Cons:
Not everything you'll find on Twistys many pages is entirely exclusive or original. Some content has been cross-posted on this site and another under the Twistys banner, while other updates are pulled from archives mutually mined by Twistys and other parties. Then there are all the freely viewable Twistys sample galleries, which seem to litter the 'net like insults in a YouTube comment thread.

Although every here looks totally fucking rosy these days, even Twistys suffered from drab, lifeless content at one point. This content is still online, held deep in the archives, and still looks quite crummy. It'd be great to see some kind of remastering effort from the Twistys crew.

The Twistys Treats are treated like softcore porn royalty and give interviews, field members' questions, and star in extra photo shoots and scenes meant to build their support base before the big vote-off later in the year. Non-Treat models, however, get somewhat shafted here with little fanfare heralding their vitally important contributions to Twistys.

Advertising banners, promotional graphics, and third-party sign-up links litter the Twistys network and this site in particular, causing browsing confusion and distracting you from your intended galleries or videos or model profiles. When you've got an image of a screaming, squirting woman bursting through the otherwise softcore page, it's impossible not to pay attention.

Conclusion:
Twistys is the Johnny Cash of online porn. It stands proud and tall with a huge back catalog of significant work. With A-list collaborators and satisfied fans singing its praises can rest easy on its vast and numerous laurels. It is also, like the Man in Black, prone to gentleness and softness, being predominantly a softcore site. These days Twistys is so large and so influential it's simply impossible to imagine an online porn world without it; that doesn't excuse it from criticism, though. The ads adorning Twistys innumerable pages are annoying and distracting. Models who aren't awarded Treat status don't receive near enough attention. Add to that a certain repetitiveness to Twistys style and content and you're no longer looking at an infallible giant of the porn world. Just on sheer numbers, Twistys beats pretty much any competitor, but it's the consistency (when it doesn't devolve into repetition) that really makes this site a joy to visit. The models are glamorous and exquisitely shot by porn's top softcore photographers and there's so damn much to Twistys that you'll never want for something to read, someone to ogle, or a video to roll. Twistys could falter and crumble in a number of key areas and it'd still be the must-see, must-join adult site it is now. And from here, as the song says, the only way is up, baby.