Twistys review

Mr. Pink’s review of Twistys
Review Date - 07/13/2011

Overview:
As soon as your browser window opens on the Twistys homepage, you’re immediately being sold a site offering a nine-year history of daily updates, two new videos and three new galleries every day, and more than 3,400 models appearing in 1.6 million photos and 46,000 videos. But what do these videos and photos present to you, the home viewer who has seen pretty much everything a man with pants around his ankles can see without falling over? Why, the hottest women on the planet, that’s what! Twistys’ name is legend around these parts - “these parts” being “the Internet” - and it’s easy to see why. With models like Lexi Belle, Faye Reagan, Tori Black, Heather Vandeven, Riley Shy, Ash Hollywood, and Bree Daniels appearing in vibrant, colorful, dynamic exclusive videos and photo shoots that could very well be the most flattering showcase for their unique brand of sultry elegance, Twistys is known from Portugal to Perth as one of the ‘net’s most impressive adult websites. With membership running you $27.95 a month, Twistys beckons, but will you answer? Read on with Mr. Pink’s as we discover and discuss everything there is to know about Twistys.

Pros:
Twistys has always looked great, but now it looks better than ever thanks to the sleek, colorful page designs and plentiful preview images leading you deeper into the archives to discover just how gorgeous (and expertly rendered) Twistys’ models truly are.

The visual style of Twistys sits comfortably between high-class erotica and good, clean American smut. The women all look fantastic, possibly the best they ever will, and the level of detail and color temperature in each image is well above par.

As promised, Twistys greets its members every day with a handful of new morsels on which to feast their eyes. You can expect three new galleries and two new videos each and every day Twistys remains online. Add to that the huge back catalog of content and you’ll soon be quitting your job and social engagements to peruse it all. Then there are the five bonus sites...

Twistys has always been on the forefront of A/V advancements and the site’s newer content continues this trend by appearing in High Definition video and high-resolution photo formats that put plenty of other sites to shame. Video look immaculate at 1280x720 pixels and photos excel at three resolution options: 1024, 1600, and 3000px.

For a limited time, Mr. Pink’s readers can sign up for a monthly Twistys membership at the heavily discounted rate of just $19.95. If that doesn’t throw a sweet cherry on top of this pornographic double-choc sundae with whipped cream, I don’t know what could!

Cons:
Although advertised as having an exclusive collection, it shouldn’t surprise you to see some familiar content available here at Twistys. Whether cross-posted to another site on the Twistys network or seen copious times as a free gallery elsewhere on the ‘net, there’s bound to be some stuff you’ve already viewed.

Although the newest material available at Twistys looks truly wonderful, the further back you dig through the archives, the worse things start to appear. Makeup and hairstyles haven’t dated especially well and neither has the photographic element, leaving you with old Twistys stuff nobody in 2011 would regard very highly.

Although there are plenty of bonuses online here - monthly Twistys Treat features, desktop wallpapers et al - it’d be great to see more of them focusing on the models that don’t achieve Twistys Treat status. Interviews videos, Q&As, and behind the scene content would be great.

Strangely enough, Twistys is loaded with advertisements. Why is that strange? Because these ads are pimping Twistys, the site you’re already a member of when the ads are visible. No, I don’t get it either.

Conclusion:
Having been online now for over ten years, Twistys and its reputation might seem like the Grand Canyon: you know it’s there and you’d like to see it, sure, but when can you find the time? Well, dear reader, there has never been a better time to take advantage of Twistys massive photo and video archives, its hugely impressive model roster, and its legendarily high-quality photo and video content, most of which is entirely exclusive. Now that Mr. Pink has solidified a deal that gets you inside for just $19.95, Twistys should be even more appealing. Just remember, when you think you’ve exhausted every ogling opportunity, rest assured that Twistys will be right there with another dose of pornographic wonderment to dazzle your visual sense into a state approaching pure erotic bliss. Word.