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$2.95/3 Days

$24.95/Month

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Twistys already took the world of softcore porn by storm and with Twistys Hard the company sets its sights firmly on hardcore, delicious, delectable hardcore. With porn's most glamorous starlets in tow, the finest adult photographers manning the cameras, and HD videos at the ready, Twistys Hard is all set to pounce on your balls and your wallet both, relieving you of their contents. After getting the full lowdown from Mr. Pink's, though, you might feel your balls should be in safer hands. Find out all the grand (and not so grand) details about Twistys Hard right here with Mr. Pink!

Score

Quality 9
Design 7
Navigation 8
Updates 6
Content amount 7
Money value 7
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 6
Appeal 9
Overall Score 78

Videos

Number of movies 240+
Average length 26 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1280x720)

MOV (1280x720)

MP4 (1280x720)

Photos

Pic sets 240+
Pics per set 150
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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Twistys Hard review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/28/2012

Overview:
For more than ten years, Twistys has delivered premium softcore porn to millions of grateful viewers. Using its celebrated Twistys Treat of the Month platform to launch the careers of plenty of nude models, hiring only the best photographers and editors, and shooting only the most gorgeous of pornstars and erotic models, Twistys has a near stranglehold on the softcore industry, both here in America and abroad. Twistys Hard came online a few years ago now and held the first attempts by Twistys to develop a hardcore division. Functioning as two separate but complimentary sites, Twistys and Twistys Hard make a beautiful couple. One eases you into a state of remarkable arousal then the other blows you, fondles your balls, and lets you cum in its face. Twistys Hard, which costs $27.95 for one month of access, features the same high production values of its softcore sibling, bathing the performers - many among porn's best and brightest - in a consistently flattering light as they screw their way onto your list of go-tos and must-sees, bringing Twistys Hard along with them. Has Twistys grown since last time Mr. Pink's stopped by and, if so, what has it grown into? Does it finally, after years of hard slog, finally deserve to be held as a parallel to the infinitely more acclaimed Twistys? Fellas, this is gonna be fun!

Pros:
In true Twistys fashion, Twistys Hard populates its movies with only the most perfect (physically speaking) women, some of porn's best. They look glamorous and seductive here. The roster includes Katsuni, Jennifer White, Jessie Volt, Nicole Ray, Juelz Ventura, Charley Chase, Victoria Lawson, Audrey Bitoni, and Asa Akira, among many others.

With a trusted name on the marquee and the word "hard" sitting next to it, it's not at all surprising to find Twistys Hard operating a relatively predictable operation: it's hardcore porn with a Twistys, uh, spin. This is, I'll admit, not the most interesting porn on the 'net, but that's not its intention. The girls fuck splendidly and look great doing it. What else do you want?

Videos can be streamed or downloaded and reach peak resolution at 1280x720 pixels in WMV, MOV, and MP4 formats. They look great, too, with strong colors, ample detail, and a soundtrack as clear as any other in the notoriously shitty sounding porn industry. Photos look pretty good, too, and reach 1024px, 1600px, and 3000px both online and zipped.

There's finally a pretty decent archive here after what seemed like years of waiting on unreliable updates and extended periods of activity. Two hundred and forty scenes might not be that much to some folks, but for others it'll be just the right amount.

Cons:
Twistys, the softcore one, is loaded with supplemental content. Forums, interviews, contests, backstage looks… You name it, it's there. Twistys Hard, on the other hand, is 240 scenes and 240 galleries and not a single thing more. There's not even a central model index, which is sorely needed.

When you've selected your video and sit staring at and around the stream window, looking for download links, you'll likely wonder, like I did, if Twistys Hard even has downloadable videos. The good news is it does. The not-as-good news is that they've been hidden away under the View Clips portion of each video page. They're there. No, further. No, right down the bottom. Yeah, there.

Look through the update listing and you're bound to notice the occasional scene sporting a really washed-out and dated looking thumbnail; that's not a Twistys Hard exclusive and is in fact an older Twistys hardcore scene (or possibly even an old non-Twistys hardcore scene) and is likely to be found elsewhere. The non-exclusivity isn't the main issue, though, not as far as I'm concerned; it's that these scenes look hugely out of place here.

Twistys Hard has never really managed to find its footing and, as a result, hasn't had a consistent, regular update schedule… well, ever, as far as I know. Nowadays it's basically weekly plus the occasional additional scene in between. While that's more content than purely weekly, it still seems unreliable and unstable. We'll see.

Conclusion:
At $27.95 a month, Twistys Hard is slightly more expensive and slightly less expensive than most American hardcore sites - $24.95 and $29.95 seem the going rates - and it very nearly earns every cent it pulls from you, with only some fairly minor, but nevertheless frustrating missteps. Updates have long been a problem here and, while they're now close to a weekly schedule, the unreliability is still concerning. The models all look great and perform as well as they usually do (i.e.: well enough for me!), but it's a shame they haven't been given a proper model index, which really should be standard practice for all sites. The presence of nonexclusive content is also a drag, but if you just count them as bonuses, it's barely a drag at all. In the end, it's only the lack of zest, the kind typically associated with Twistys softcore work, that ultimately lets Twistys Hard down. I mean, the model index and smooth update schedule would be nice, but there's something about this site that feels routine.

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