Twistys Hard review

Twistys, one of the most consistently lauded adult sites on the ‘net, is famous for offering its members extremely high quality glamor photographs and videos starring the porn game’s hottest most beautiful women in all manner of enticing softcore situations. While a truly exceptional and always enjoyable site, Twistys does on occasion become the source of frustration: why can’t these incredible women, with their fine features, sweet smiles, and perfect bodies, shed their remaining professional inhibitions and start taking a right good schtupping for my own personal enjoyment? Well, dear reader, if you’ve ever uttered those thoughts to yourself mid-cleanup, now’s the time for rejoicing. Twistys Hard is here and it doesn’t appear to be the same Twistys your Pappy told you about - perhaps the best summation of Twistys Hard’s raison d'être is the sites very own tagline: The Hottest Site Just Got Hard. Gone are the timid explorations of the resilience of the male mind to misplaced, nipple-exposing bikinis, waterfalls, and seductive lingerie, replaced here by our old friends fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse, and all the fun little happenings that take place on the way to the ultimate orgasmic experience. You’ll find top-tier performers getting their fantastic forms boned, screwed, and otherwise penetrated in a variety of fashions, all depicted lovingly by the accomplished Twistys crew; it’ll cost you $27.95 to step inside for a monthlong stay, but, unless appearances are dreadfully deceiving, it should be well worth the money.

Pros:
Twistys isn’t just known for its high-quality photography, but also for the incredible array of extremely talented women performing for them. It shouldn’t surprise anyone to find similarly top-shelf babes on Twistys Hard. Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Belle, Audrey Bitoni, and Julez Ventura all make hardcore appearances, as do plenty of other fantastic pornstars.

Twistys Hard’s video content is provided in three formats (WMV, MOV, and M4V), each with three resolution options: 480x270, 1024x576, and a High Definition 1280x720 video that looks gorgeous! Photo galleries are also online and present images at three resolutions: 1024x682, 1600x1066, and a huge 3000x1999 pixel image that gives you heaps of detail to absorb.

After laying down the Mr. Pink-discounted $24.95 monthly membership fee (or, if you prefer, the $2.95 three-day, full-access trial option), you’ll not only receive access to Twistys Hard, but also to the regular Twistys site, Busty Ones, Euro Foxes, When Girls Play, Anette Dawn, Blue Fantasies, and Naughty Staff.

The Twistys Hard team have successfully carried the signature Twistys style over to the hardcore end of the porn spectrum, showing the stunningly sexy pornstars getting down and dirty with each other and some lucky gentlemen, and all of it looks fantastic!

Cons:
Twistys Hard has been online for quite a while at this point, a little over three years. Why then is there such a small archive of content online? With barely more than 100 videos and over a dozen less updates packing the photo department, you’re not likely to find yourself swamped by content anytime soon.

Why is the content count this slight? Updates arrive once a week, which, for most sites, would be plenty. Twistys Hard, however, has the reputation of the main Twistys site to uphold and needs to increase the rate of updates to twice-weekly or even daily, at least for a few months, bolstering the collection in the process.

Without a keyword tag system or any kind of advanced content categorization, finding exactly what you want at Twistys Hard isn’t as easy as it probably should be. Granted, there isn’t an assload of content online right now, but there’s still enough that hunting through the whole site is a bother.

Conclusion:
Twistys Hard might be a tough sell if you were forced to pay full price. There’s not a huge amount of content, either photo or video, online at the moment, navigation can be arduous, and some of the “exclusive” content is exclusive to Twistys the company, not this site alone. Now that Mr. Pink has nabbed his devoted readership a discount that brings the monthly cost down to $24.95, signing up and gaining access to about 100 of the finest hetero hardcore scenes money can be, in High Definition video resolutions, no less, is a pretty sweet deal. It’s even sweeter when you factor in the additional Twistys network access you’ll also receive at no extra cost. If, however, you’re not yet willing to make a monthlong commitment, there’s always the trial membership. Be warned, though, you could very well jump on the trial intending to stay just three days, but end up going for the monthly plan anyway. I could easily see Twistys Hard being a tough site to quit.