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UK Porn Party review

Category Amateur, Europorn, Hardcore

Price

$29.99/Month

$34.95/Month (Non-recurring)

There's nothing like a picnic on a sunny summer's day. But when you're stuck living in the United Kingdom and haven't seen the sun in five or six months, a hardcore gangbang will have to suffice, which is where UK Porn Party comes in. Serving up videos and photo galleries that prove, once and for all, that Brits aren't the timid prudes we Americans often believe them to be, UK Porn Party celebrates the coming together (and cumming together) of many folks with similar sexual interests: namely group sex. As with any party, it's too reliant on its attendees, but UK Porn Party is nonetheless rife with enough sexual degeneracy and debauchery to make your head swim and your trousers tighten… at least for a while.

Score

Quality 5
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 7
Content amount 6
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 6
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 6
Overall Score 69

Videos

Number of movies 65+
Average length 20 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (720x576)

WMV (720x576)

WMV (640x380)

Photos

Pic sets 69+
Pics per set 70
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks NO
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UK Porn Party review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/16/2013

Overview:
The British aren't known for their free expression of sexual impulses. In fact, the opposite is true. If something doesn't fit into the rather timid (yet clearly exploitative) range of appropriate and acceptable sexual images, they throw a blue bubble over the most offensive parts and call it a day. But beneath the veneer of sexual modesty lies a sordid underworld of leather daddies, middle-aged cum dumpsters, and frenetic all-night orgies that belong in some kind of sexual record book. UK Porn Party celebrates that last special brand of fuckfest with an exclusive collection of gangbang movies starring amateur sluts and pornstars alike. Costing $29.99 per month to access, UK Porn Party could finally put to rest that antiquated and stifling British sexual repression. Why not be a part of history?

Pros:
Showcasing wild amateur gangbangs, UK Porn Party destroys the refined, modest veneer of British society, showing citizens to be rampant cock-chompers, ass-fuckers, and general sexual miscreants. The scenes held on this site all deliver group sex in some form, be it a five-on-one gangbang or a more even assortment of participants.

There's close to 100 women on UK Porn Party's model roster and most of them are as amateur as they come. (A few British pornstars are thrown in to class the joint up a bit.) The ladies show no reservations about getting nasty with three, four, five guys at a time; in fact, they seem to relish the chance to let loose and indulge their basest desires.

All UK Porn Party members receive free reign to wander around the three other UK XXX Pass sites: Splat Bukkake, Sexy UK Pornstars, and Kaz B XXX. This network access makes the unfortunately disappointing UK Porn Party membership a decent deal well worth considering, especially if you're an Anglophile at heart.

Cons:
With an irregular update program that brings new scenes to the site anywhere from four to ten days apart, UK Porn Party could stand to refine its schedule and deliver consistent weekly updates.

UK Porn Party only holds 65 scenes and 69 galleries. This is hardly going to be enough for most users, who'll certainly end up utilizing the included network access more than they'd like. Only consistent frequent updates can resolve this issue.

The folks working behind the scenes to bring you UK Porn Party are as amateur as most of the performers. This is unfortunately evident from the videos, which are poorly framed (often being lost in a wall of naked male backs, unable to see the gangbangee), choppily edited, and lacking in the detail and dynamic range of High Definition formats, shot and delivered as they are in a peak 720x576 pixel resolutions.

From the hairstyles to the clothing, from the site's design to the videos themselves, everything hosted by UK Porn Party, whether stamped with a recent date or an older one, look like it's been sitting around on a hard drive for six or seven years before finally being thrust into the world of online pornography. This content probably wasn't shot in the last year or so.

Conclusion:
It might be filled with the nastiest, naughtiest minxes in the United Kingdom, but UK Porn Party never really manages to convince its viewers that the world it depicts is one they'd want to enter. After all, wanting to get together with some bros and pound some superslut's poon ain't nothing new, but wanting to bang such undesirably mangy women in the company of flabby, hairy, sweaty guys who always seem to block the camera's view at crucial moments… well, that's not particularly arousing a scene, is it? Peaking at 720x576 pixels, the videos offered here don't do much to sell the alleged eroticism of these group sex situations, nor do the photos. It's really the network access that makes UK Porn Party worthwhile, but that's sure to get old fairly quickly too. A stronger update schedule would be a great change here, especially if it brings content that isn't a few years old, but that aside, UK Porn Party seems destined to be the kind of sex party you'll attend once before vowing to stick to simple couplings for the foreseeable future.

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