Wet and Puffy review

Wet and Puffy review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/21/2012

Overview:
Some mature red-blooded heterosexual pussyhounds might, and in fact almost certainly will tell you, their younger counterparts, that nothing makes you feel as alive as that saintly patch of soft skin and pubic hair that lies between the thighs of our fairer feminine partners. Present to these men a panty-clad pubic and they immediately start salivating at the possibilities. What they miss, though, is the unabashed pride and feeling of joy that can arise upon seeing the visible sexual organs of a woman post-coitus. Engorged with increased bloodflow, moisture, and a post-orgasmic gleam, one look at such a, as they say, "well-fucked pussy" can be cemented in one's mind for life. Although not bothering with the kind of poetics this reviewer feebly attempts on a daily basis, the site Wet and Puffy still makes a similar point: pussies sure look great when they're damp and juicy-looking. However it looks and whatever it was doing mere moments before being exposed to your leering, a pussy is a pussy is a pussy and it's well worth playing close attention. After all, you may never have such a perfect opportunity to see such a massive variety of up-close vaginas in absolutely breathtaking detail. Unless, of course, you're considering joining for a Wet and Puffy membership or becoming an actual gynocologist. Calling itself "the only pussy classification porn site on the 'net," and presenting to you, the prospective Wet and Puffy member, an assortment of female genitalia featuring vaginas that not only look different, but no doubt smell, taste, react, moisten, and feel different from one another, too. In fact, every pussy on Earth is its own unique and beautiful flower, so why not start your erotic education at a site that, for $29.95 a month, aims to bring you face-to-vulva with the prettiest, sweetest, most enticing Wet and Puffy pussies in the world.

Pros:
On the hunt for gorgeous girls with glorious pussies? Wet and Puffy has what you need in spades, brother. The model index shows the roster to be quite expansive and not looking too uniform. The 200-and-something models aren't just represented here by a portrait image, but also a close-up shot of their pussies, too.

Wet and Puffy's signature style bathes the performers and their snatches in clear, vibrant light that, unlike in some erotica, is never too bright for its own good. As the girls progress from showing off their panty-covered mounds to powerful dildo-assisted orgasms, the camera rarely leaves its station between their legs, capturing the Puffy Peach, Big Taco, and Juicy Cherry-labelled pussies perfectly in all their variation.

The video and photo content hosted by Wet and Puffy looks very good. So good, in fact, that it'll have you salivating in no time as you examine every hair, curve, slit, and bump on these perfect pussies. Videos, now in High Definition formats, reach a peak resolution of 1440x1080 pixels and offer unparalleled visual quality in this niche. Photos, on the other hand, reach can be viewed online or downloaded to your hard drive at either 1024x769 or 2200x1493, both of which look great.

At Wet and Puffy, updates arrive all through the week with Monday and Thursday being photo days, and Tuesday and Friday see the addition of a new video. That means the main content archive, which already hosts around 400 items in the photo and video sections each, grows larger four times a week! Throw in a few bonus galleries and free access to its sister site, We Like to Suck, and Wet and Puffy really starts to shine, especially when priced at Mr. Pink's discounted rate of just $19.95 per month!

Cons:
The further back into Wet and Puffy's history you delve, the less impressive it all is. Photo and video resolutions are significantly lower, the latter reaching just 480x360 pixels, and there's much less vibrancy and excitement evident in the imagery.

The members area here may play host to some exciting labial flappage, vaginal contractions, engorged clits, and the stretched-out skin of a completely filled cunt, but they also play host to some rather obnoxious advertising graphics, banners, and promotional links.

Love 'em shaved? Hurrah, you'll love Wet and Puffy! Fancy a thin landing strip to keep your tongue on the right track? Boom, they're here, too. Want a slightly more hirsute young woman, someone with a bit of a muff to tussle with on your way to Clit Mountain then you're shit outta luck as Wet and Puffy doesn't seem to have factored these woman into its aesthetic.

Hardcore content, lesbian scenes, and even the odd fucking machine or two keep Wet and Puffy from being just a site for guys who want to admire the physical construction of the female external genitalia. Normally these more overtly carnal updates would be a very welcome addition to the site, but Wet and Puffy doesn't really need help from such lowest-common-denominator-pleasing porn tropes. If a real labia-maniac or clit-twit saw the blowjobs scenes hosted here, he'd turn and run for the hills.

Conclusion:
We all love pussy - at least, everyone reading this review should; why else would you bother? - but some definitely love that saintly, scented snatch much more than others. For these guys, the hardcore admirers of poon, there's Wet and Puffy, a site devoted entirely to examining, classifying, and presenting the genitalia of some of Europe's finest young adult performers. Categorized into one of three designations - Big Taco, Puffy Peach, and Juicy Cherry - these girls and their pussies go on full display here in scenes ranging from light stripping and self-foreply to explosively orgasmic hardcore dildo-fucking as well as the occasional lesbian and hetero hardcore scene. The High Definition videos make every snatch look like a honey-drizzled patch of pure multi-sensory joy, as do the photos, while the site itself is well constructed and shouldn't pose users many, if any, problems. With Mr. Pink's $19.95-per-month discount firmly in place, bonus access to We Like to Suck, and something new being added to this site four times a week, Wet and Puffy is a pussyhound's paradise. No question.