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German Goo Girls review

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One thing you never hear about Germany is that it’s a great place to visit and unload your seminal reservoir all over some eager local babe. “Just got back from Bremen, bro! Number three in the blowbang this time, yo!” German Goo Girls may present its content as a kinky, outlandish, and utterly depraved activity adult starlets and professional whores engage in when surrounded by cocks, but it’s also, simply put, the warmest welcome anyone could expect from a group of local guys. In HD videos that capture every drop in solid detail, German Goo Girls is a unique - and uniquely German - endeavor.

Score

Quality 7
Design 6
Navigation 6
Updates 6
Content amount 8
Money value 9
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 8
Overall Score 77

Videos

Number of movies 795+
Average length 50 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

Photos

Pic sets 474+
Pics per set 100
Zip sets YES
High res pics NO
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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German Goo Girls review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/21/2018

Overview:
The Germans are highly regarded for many things: mechanical engineering, avant grade art, and sausages. But there’s another tendency, another trait many Germans remain rightly proud of, one that doesn’t get a mention in any geography book: sexual deviancy. Known for decades now as the hub of Europe’s kink scene, Berlin is home to German Goo Girls, a site devoted entirely to depictions of the German nation’s hungriest sluts getting their milky, messy reward after working a room full of cocks into a eruptive frenzy. That’s right, sports fans - German Goo Girls’ titular women take on gangs of men, gobbling down their cocks, getting railed in every conceivable, manageable position and arrangement, and finally unloading every dude of his little swimmers, catching it on her mouth, in her hair, across her eyelids, and all over her sweaty, shaking body. German Goo Girls prides itself on being one of the messiest semen-splashing sites around, one in which all women are subjected to intense coatings of cum after taking on a roomful of stiff Euro dick. Gangbangs, blowbangs, seed-sharing, cum martinis, and all kinds of depraved en masse oral insemination keeps German Goo Girls at the very top of the semen-obsessed porno pile.

Pros:
Sexy, daring European women, some amateurs, some known pornstars, throw themselves at the mercy of a roomful of loaded-up dudes and their spewing trouser snakes. Working the fellas into an eruptive frenzy with their mouths, pussies, and asses (depending on the performer), these ultra-hungry sluts end up covered and multi-coated in semen from head to toe (or at least knee).

It’s not that you cannot find German Goo Girls content on other sites or servers, but exclusivity remains high here on the official GGG site. Other video vendors offer mere tastes of the total GGG archive and no site comes even remotely close to being so damn sponge-happy as this one. The colorful scenes play like private blowjob parties and orgies held in a studio set, parties you’d kill to be invited to.

The cast of German Goo Girls includes plenty of ranking Euro starlets: Chessie Kay, Luna Corazon, Rebecca Black, Daisy Lee, Jolee Love, Francys Belle, and Brittany Bardot to start. Throwing their bodies and appetites into each scene, the women come off as unrepentant whores for semen, working hard to drain every guy in attendance. Luna Corazon, for example, has never look as fine as she does completely covered here.

Twice a month, German Goo Girls updates its archive with another epic group encounter that will leave one (or two or three) women splattered in spunk. Each update brings 1080p HD video streams and downloads to your desktop, laptop or mobile, ensuring you see every drop and dribble captured by director John Thompson’s cameras. Already online, 795 episodes to keep you keen!

Cons:
You may recall how Euro-porn used to be the butt of many American jokes, ridiculed for the accents, styling, locations, and “raunchy” attitudes on offer. German Goo Girls hasn’t exactly made stylistic or aesthetic leaps from that standard, unfortunately, and it can come off as rather amateurish at times. The weak graphic and web design really doesn’t help matters any.

For years I thought German Goo Girls was a relic site regurgitating old content for any potential audience member of a new generation. Nope. Luna Corazon, right now at the height of her newfound porno success, is as contemporary as they come - so why does it look like she shot this scene years ago?

Whatever is used to capture German Goo Girls spunk-a-thons, methinks a change of gear might be in order. The footage might come through at 1080p but it’s hard to believe it was shot in that format and not something a bit shoddier. Camera work can be a bit iffy, too, with obviously great angles passed by in favor of something far less powerful.

Dig back into the GGG archives and you’ll notice an even starker drop in quality from today’s generally accepted porn standards. I suppose when you’re shooting fellatio parties and group cum showers you might have to keep things on the down-low, but when most scenes feel like they were shot in a porn store’s viewing booth section or, alternatively, the local scout hall with some garish colored lights thrown up, it can hamper your enjoyment.

Conclusion:
If German Goo Girls advertised honestly and openly, it mights read on the package: for devotees only. Unless you’re damn sure you’re into watching European babes slathered in semen after highly varied fuck sessions involving groups, no, gangs of strange men, you might want to stick to mainstream porn. So devoted to spooge is German Goo Girls that it’s really the only thing earning any focus aside from the women themselves. Atmosphere, style, attitude, and presentation all fall by the wayside as each nut sack is drained of its precious fluids and the recipient bathes in her reward. High Definition videos display everything reasonably well but fall well short of today’s lofty 1080p HD standards, let alone 4K. Occasionally a woman will arrive and utterly devastate the GGG scene, crew and clientele, but with competitors ramping up their bukakke and messy group sex efforts, and with some doing it in gorgeous 4K, German Goo Girls could soon seem like the dorky, out of touch older uncle desperately clinging onto his youth by downing jello shots with the creeped out twenty-somethings at a backyard summer soiree. German Goo Girls: it’s messy, alright, but isn’t there more to life?

 

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