Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
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Adult Doorway hosts ten hardcore sites of varying degrees of outright sexual debauchery, from vintage hardcore films and straightforward handjobs to the nastiest, filthiest, most stomach-turning oral scenes you've ever seen, and it offers it all under one not entirely inconvenient virtual roof. What this notorious network lacks - and it lacks many, many things - it attempts to make up for with pure animal carnality. Are we not men, though? Are we beasts so easily satisfied? Can Adult Doorway, which panders to what many consider our most primal perversions, satisfy a sophisticated modern porn audience? I intend to find out!