Femme Fight review

Femme Fight review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/07/2012

Overview:
Of all the titles to slap on the marquee of an adult site concerning attractive women grappling with each other, Femme Fight is surely on the weaker end of the spectrum; Foxy Boxers, Bitches in Ditches, Titty Tussle, Brutal Bosom Battle, Pushy Tushy, In-Pain Dames, and WWF: Women Who Fight are infinitely catchier, more evocative titles and I just came up with them on the spot! Femme Fight may seem somewhat lacking in contrast, but we must give it the benefit of the doubt and investigate every in, every out, and every everything else before dismissing it. After all, it's not everyday you come across a porn site focusing entirely on foxy dames engaging each other in arguments that almost immediately escalate into pseudo-violence. It might be fairly timid pseudo-violence, yes, but when they're rolling around on the ground trying to tear each others clothes off and hair out, I doubt you'll mind much that there's an absence of bloodletting uppercuts here. With tour pages enticing members inside to ogle "dirty fights with hair pulling, scratching, biting, nipple twisting, slapping, kicking, punching, and more," Femme Fight is clearly a site that prides itself on maintaining a level of intensity most adult sites would never even bother approaching. Promising more than 350 galleries and roughly the same amount of videos, with new updates coming every week, and priced at €24.95 (approx. $32.50 USD), Femme Fight seems like a pretty reasonable deal if you're the kind of guy who always hopes to catch a little public scuffle between drunk chicks on a night out. You cant find this kind of pseudo-smut on your average mainstream porn sites, so perhaps grabbing it while you can is a good idea. Besides, you wouldn't want these chicks mad at you.

Pros:
Perhaps it's a bit too misogynistic to enter the mainstream porn world or perhaps those still lusting after Jana Cova and Sophia Saint just aren't ready for Femme Fight, whatever the case, there isn't much porn like this, folks! Starting off with a slight disagreement over, well, anything, the two babes in each scene soon have each other in headlocks, under bent knee, and begging for mercy as their clothes are gradually ripped from their bodies in viciously thrilling untrained brawling.

The mostly British models appearing on Femme Fight don't really wanna kick the shit outta each other (at least not as far as I know), they're just acting! Blondes, brunettes, redheads, MILFs, barely legal teens, women in police uniforms, girls gussied up in evening wear, aggressors, defenders, scratchers, biters... you name the physical or fighting characteristic and you'll find it here detailed on one of the model's profiles.

Working for such a frenetic and explosive site, Femme Fight's crew had done a commendable job capturing these intense scenes without many missteps. Visually, they look quite good; videos reach peak resolutions of 960x540 pixels, photos hit 1440px, both offering lots of detail even when simplistically set and shot.

A new video and gallery are each added to Femme Fight once a week. Usually arriving two days before the video, each new gallery adds to the existing 370-item archive while the weekly video update adds another to the already impressive 352-scene collection. That's quite a lot of biff, pow, and bam-ing!

Cons:
A Femme Fight membership starts out kinda expensive, costing first-month members €24.95, which equates to around $33 USD. Every member's second month sees the price drop to €19.95 (or $26 USD), which is some relief, but it doesn't quite take the sting out of that costly first month.

There are far too few browsing and navigation tools on Femme Fight's pages, just the main photo and video update lists and a model index. No keyword tags or model sorting categories are available, leaving you to essentially rely on your powers of observation to decide which scene will rock your world and which scenes won't.

A download limit is in place and may impact some members, ironically mostly those who really, really dig what Femme Fight is doing here. Download more than 1.5 GB in one 24 hour period and you could see your downloading privileges temporarily revoked. Download 3 GB and just you see what happens!

It can unfortunately be quite hard to understand what these mostly UK-bred women are saying as they squirm out of a stranglehold and attempt to turn a height and weight disadvantage to an agility advantage. Their accents are quite varied and even though they're speaking English, sometimes it feels like you're watching a Ken Loach movie. Dae yer naw unnastuhn?

Conclusion:
Femme Fight operates on such an obscure level that diehard fans of tussling babes will find few faults with its content or presentation. Others, specifically those just indulging in fighting women porn for the first time, will, however, note a number of faults with the way Femme Fight is constructed and how its content is delivered. The video content hasn't reached HD standards yet, which in a way is probably a good thing as there's a 1.5 GB download limit imposed on all members' use of the site. The absence of keyword tags, a category list, and a decent search function make it a bit too time consuming to find the exact kind of brutal battle you're after. When push comes to shove, though, there's little to detract from the impact Femme Fight could have on your porn consumption and as long as you're willing to put in two months, your time, attention, and precious, precious money could be paying off big time.