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Everyone (or almost everyone) masturbates, so what's the big fucking deal? It won't send you blind and it won't grow hair on your palms. What it will do, however, is put you in more intimate conversation with your true sexuality. For the young women featured on Mofos' self-pleasuring website, She's a Freak, masturbation brought out their most adventurous and outlandish desires. Showing everything from in-shower clit-rubbing to bottle-fucking, anal self-fisting, and even some hardcore sapphic sex, She's a Freak proves that men aren't the only total deviants out there.
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Calling itself “the secret hiding place of granddad’s secret pictures and movies”, Vintage Classic Porn shows you what folks used to beat off to before the existence of downloads, streaming sites, and slutty Twitpics from tattooed, bleached-blonde, artificially enhanced pornstars. The women shown in Vintage Classic Porn’s movies and videos from the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, an 80s range from retiring mademoiselles to confident, empowered women and the content mixes great retro softcore with exciting hardcore that proves that, yes, porn was somehow sexier without all the gloss and sheen of contemporary productions.
Gay porn has always seemed a little too predictable when it came to casting. Twinks, bears, cubs, daddies, silver foxes...these gay porn stereotypes are all fine and dandy, but what about those porn fans whose interests lay in the more raunchy end of the personality spectrum? What about those who get hard watching the latest Saliva video on MTV or find the 20-something Edward Furlong one of the hottest men ever to grace a screen? For those guys, there’s Alternadudes.
He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
Fairly new vehicular carnality showcase, Take Van, sees a group of stiff-dicked and desperate guys drive around Prague in search of vulnerable pussy. Once found and either convinced to jump aboard or just straight-up grabbed and taken, the ladies receive their welcoming present: a righteous banging. Shot and ready for viewing for viewing in High Definition videos, with plenty of known Euro pornstars and up-and-coming babes to be seen here, Take Van is a very nice motorized surprise.