Us guys, we can show a girl just how fantastic a lay she is by ejaculating in a visible and vocal fashion, whether on her face, in her mouth, or inside her temple of poon. Only a small percentage of women share this ability and when paired with another ejaculatory girl, it’s sure to be heaven. Gushing Lezzies, however, manages to make a mess out of sapphic cum-shooters and not in the way we’d hoped.
Akron Ohio’s favorite sons (well, the favorites before Jim Jarmusch and The Black Keys came around), Devo once wrote a barely intelligible song called “Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin’)” and it confused the hell out of a teenage me back in my thirteenth year. Now, more than a decade later, I realize that Devo were once again reverberating about kinky sexual practices. Steel City Sloppies takes getting sloppy to all new extremes with content starring girls from Pittsburgh PA that love nothing more than to cover their naked, nubile bodies with oils, creams, cakes, pies, juices, and pretty much anything else that’ll get them wet and messy. Now this, folks, is a real pornographic delicacy.