Interactive DVDs, choose-your-own-adventure sites, and masturbation sleeves molded on pornstar pussies all tried to give you, the porn fan, exactly what you want: mastery of your sexual impulses and the acts and women that satisfy them. DollHouse Films might have a title that suggests it's your own personal porno playground, but in fact it's a darkly seductive semi-hardcore site that sees gorgeous babes of the adult world donning heavy black eye makeup, clamping and chaining their nipples together, and staring into the darkest recesses of your sexual imagination. What a delight!
Dreaming of the natural splendor of rural Central Europe; the lush green pastures and crisp cascading spring water beneath your naked toes? Dreaming of falling into the long grass with an unclothed woman of incredibly natural beauty and spending hours exploring each other’s bodies? Erotic Dreams 4 You is the reality-based solution to your fantastical problem, friend. Well, it is if you don’t mind a few niggling setbacks like a lack of new updates.
What do you do when you've photographed the world's most beautiful nude models, shot thousands of rolls of film for the industry's most esteemed producers, and suddenly wake up with a desire to ditch them all and go out on your own? If you're acclaimed erotic photographer Higinio Domingo, you launch Domingo View, a site built around your stellar photography, and hope the viewers head over like moths to a flame. But, with all things sexual and erotic, good intentions don't always pan out for the better.
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Rosebud. Rosebud. Charles Foster Kane's enigmatic final words might've held the newspaper magnate's bottomless well of secrets (one reporter was convinced as such) but in fact referred to a lost emblem innocence: a small wooden sled of the same wintery name. Rosebud Nudes doesn't concern itself with gold mines, oil wells, shipping or real estate, instead focusing on depicting gorgeous American women as erotically as possible. Shying away from masturbation and totally eschewing both girl-on-girl action and the presence of men, Rosebud Nudes might be a little more sedate than what you're used to, but it could make a nice, calming change from week-in, week-out viewings of Brianna Lee's Red Hot Weenie Roast.
Sick of thick, veiny penises clogging up your porn and obscuring otherwise perfect views of the hottest pornstars in the business? Head on over and give Abigail a visit; XXX Abigail, that is. Playing host to an exclusive collection of hardcore lesbian scenes so hot and so moist they'll melt even the most fierce dedication to penile-penetration porn. With the likes of Adrianna Nicole, London Keyes, and Madison Ivy lining the model directory, there's no reason to suspect your $24.95 per month will go to waste. After all, if bodies like these, entwined in scenes of sapphic eroticism, don't appeal to you, you can take your yoghurt-spewing monster cocks and homoerotic double-penetration movies, my brother! Me, I'll have XXX Abigail and its roster of impeccably formed pornstar rug-munchers.
EroCats is home to Rina, a cute 18-year-old model whose galleries and videos showcase her saucy, lively style and excitable sexuality. Outfitted with 1080p HD videos and 3000px photos, EroCats looks well on its way to becoming a worthy way part with money in the name of porn. Well, it was until its update schedule collapsed, its other models disappeared, and the archive was left with little to offer. Come on, Rina, you can pull EroCats back together. I know you can!
When we think epics it's usually Lord of the Rings or Star Wars or even The Iliad, not fucking twenty-something pornstars on makeshift "dates" said to be as epic as the girls themselves. Epic Sex presents this scenario and fills the gaps with erotic European hardcore, all in High Definition. Part of Porn Mastermind's burgeoning network effort, Epic Sex aims to be one of the monumental and influential sites in all of porn. It also holds only six original scenes, so good luck with that, Epic Sex.