Once I realized a golden shower didn't involve party lights, body glitter, and a naked-body-filled roman bathhouse, I knew it wasn't exactly for me. Urination porn does have a pretty large audience, though, and Got2Pee aims to grab that audience by the balls and never let go. Home to more than two hundred quick 'n' nasty clips of women urgently pissing in public, Got2Pee should keep all you watersports enthusiasts busy for a while. Just remember to clean up, ok?
Herzog Videos collects the best erotic works of legendary auteur of the New German Cinema, Werner Herzog, director of such classics as Fitzcarraldo, Rescue Dawn, and Cobra Verde turned his hand to porno after the 1991 death of actor Klaus Kinski left him unable to produce dramatic fiction or documentary films. Not that Herzog? Wait… what the fuck is "Heidi porn" and why am I being aroused by women in pinafores? Why are goat herders getting blowjobs in the shade of a snow-capped mountain peak? What is Herzog Videos and what has it done with my reindeer?!
Everyone (or almost everyone) masturbates, so what's the big fucking deal? It won't send you blind and it won't grow hair on your palms. What it will do, however, is put you in more intimate conversation with your true sexuality. For the young women featured on Mofos' self-pleasuring website, She's a Freak, masturbation brought out their most adventurous and outlandish desires. Showing everything from in-shower clit-rubbing to bottle-fucking, anal self-fisting, and even some hardcore sapphic sex, She's a Freak proves that men aren't the only total deviants out there.
At Teeny Black, Team Skeet's sole website with an African American focus, you'll find a dozen gorgeous young black girls getting their start in porn. Seducing you and their onscreen partners into fairly simplistic but passionate and powerful sex scenes, the girls look stunning in 1080p High Definition video formats. But with so few updates currently available, just how can Teeny Black hope to keep you coming back for more and more and more?
European teen porn sites are more common these days than goatees in the 90s, so what separates X-Angels from the rest besides allusions to heavenly realms filled with nubile fuck-bunnies as pretty as these? X-Angels shows the various sexual exploits of sexy Euro gals and their boyfriends and girlfriends (sometimes both in the same scene). While this site is far, far from perfect, it's also attached to a gigantic European porn network and has over 100 scenes of erotic carnal thrills in High Definition.
Since American Pie first hit cinemas and coined a new term, America has been infatuated with MILFs (Mothers I'd Like to Fuck). The women of 50 Plus MILFs never entered the public discussion, though, and not because they're not sexy enough. Take one look inside this Score Group hardcore site and you'll see women far above your own age enjoying things of which even you've never managed to partake. Simply put, 50 Plus MILFs has MILFs-a-plenty, but problems a-plenty, too.
Creampie porn is always running the risk of appealing largely to those with impregnation fetishes and fantasies, and as far as fantasies go, fucking a tight Southeast Asian babe is very common. Creampie Thais offers viewers the chance to live vicariously through a guy who has made it his mission to blow loads inside the pussies of as many Thai girls as possible. And blow he does! With some unfortunately disappointing HD videos only recently arriving here and updates in an uncertain, but not at all promising state, Creampie Thais sits on the verge of success, teetering on collapse. Will it pull through or will you be left to go traveling for yourself?
Interactive DVDs, choose-your-own-adventure sites, and masturbation sleeves molded on pornstar pussies all tried to give you, the porn fan, exactly what you want: mastery of your sexual impulses and the acts and women that satisfy them. DollHouse Films might have a title that suggests it's your own personal porno playground, but in fact it's a darkly seductive semi-hardcore site that sees gorgeous babes of the adult world donning heavy black eye makeup, clamping and chaining their nipples together, and staring into the darkest recesses of your sexual imagination. What a delight!