Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
Porn is great and all, but doesn’t it sometimes feel quite distancing? You’re watching and fantasizing about fucking some woman you’ve never met and likely will never exchange words, let alone fluids with. It all seems a bit too impersonal. Day With a Pornstar changes all that! Brought to you by Brazzers, the 29-site network long considered one of the ‘nets best, Day With a Pornstar takes you on an outing with some of the hottest performers in the industry then brings them home (or stays out on the boat, at the beach, in the bowling alley) for some raucous hardcore sex as only Brazzers can deliver. It’s the next best thing to being a pornstar’s friend (preferably with benefits) IRL.
Jocks: love 'em or run screaming, holding onto your not-yet toilet-swirled hair whenever they enter the hallway, they're the focus of most works by Jocks Studio. Having been in operation many, many years, it's no surprise that Jocks present their fans with a website loaded with awesome hardcore vids pitting jock against twink and, sometimes, jock against jock. What is a surprise is that none of the content, not even the photos, can be downloaded or saved. Once you're a Jocks Studios member, you'll have access to everything, but only as long as your membership remains valid. How long will that be? Will you even join at all? Heed Mr. Pink's advice as I take you on our inaugural journey into the heart of Jocks Studios.
Tits. Tits. Tits. Everyone, young or old, male or female, gay or straight, loves tits. There are hundreds of reasons to worship the mammarian orbs of fleshy suppleness many women find themselves blessed with, but here at Love Your Tits, there’ll be only one thing on your mind. With hardcore sex scenes that spend ample time ogling, fondling, fucking, and splattering breasts, Love Your Tits makes a mark on the My XXX Pass network where it resides, and any breast-man should be plenty thrilled with the collection held here, even though it is sadly no longer updating.
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Straight sex isn't manly enough and gay sex too much, so what then, oh gender-bending porno fiend, do you watch for kicks? My Dream Shemale could be right up your alley, especially if you've imagined yourself on the giving end of a fierce ass-pounding tranny-fucking session with some hot Latina and her stiff dick. Hardcore from the get-go to the adios, My Dream Shemales high-res photos and 720p HD videos present you, the hypothetical member, a growing collection of scenes guaranteed to have you wondering "WTF?" while you dump a load, christening your latest box of Kleenex with some true gender-bending carnal frivolity. Sound like your kind of good time?
Hentai appreciation has been growing in the United States in recent years, thanks largely to globe-spanning message boards. Now, thanks to All Japanese Pass, both newfound fans and longtime aficionados of hentai, animated or illustrated, can indulge their wildest fantasies at Puuko. An enormous image archive and plenty of newly added video content makes Puuko, the only hentai site on the All Japanese Pass network, one of the most intriguing adult sites in recent Mr. Pink history.
While they don't suck sperm exactly - they're not microscopic superheroines, after all - the women of Sperm Suckers certainly do wrap their lips around a stiff dick, working and then draining it of its essential liquid essences. Whether shot straight into their mouths or first deposited into a cup, glass, bowl, spoon, straw, or whatever else is handy, the girls gulp down every last drop of their presented load with what appears to be (but could very well not be) glee. Sperm Suckers is a wild and often challenging site devoted entirely to the ingestion of ejaculate. Hold onto your lunch, fellas, 'cause this one's… well, kinda icky.
You might already be a devoted Team Skeet fan or you might not. You might own, use, and sleep beside a handheld Internet-capable communication and media device or, just maybe, you might not. Either way, once you've experienced instant porno gratification that follows you everywhere you and your pockets go, there's no going back. Team Skeet Mobile takes to those wavy 4G waves and proves that even its inexperienced porn starlets won't be outdone when it comes to exploring the Internet in the sexiest possible fashion.
Questioned on the subject of her personal sex life, 23-year-old blonde Californian pornstar Ashley Fires responded, “The kiniest [sic] thing I've done is dressed [sic] up a girl in a latex catsuit and then made her give me a milk enema. Then I had her get under me and I released the milk from my butt in her mouth and all over her face. But wait there's more... I took my 10" strap-on to her ass while I made her lick up my butt milk off the floor!” If that doesn’t give you an indication of what you can expect from this AVN Award nominee’s official website, nothing I can say will. So, dear reader, are you ready to see what this debaucherous, decadent, utterly delightful nymphomaniac has in store for you?
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