He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
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Peter North has made thousands, maybe millions of guys insanely jealous of his incredibly substantial ejaculatory emissions for many years, but now a new challenger has arrived in the form of Cum Disgrace, a Porn Pros site that takes the hottest pornstars in the US of A, ties them up in BDSM apparatus, as proceeds to fill every available hole with an unimaginably huge amount of semen. With some huge cocks doing the fucking and a determined focus on jizz that few sites will cop to, Cum Disgrace could very well be the ultimate ejaculation site; well, if only the cocks and their emissions were real.
While they don't suck sperm exactly - they're not microscopic superheroines, after all - the women of Sperm Suckers certainly do wrap their lips around a stiff dick, working and then draining it of its essential liquid essences. Whether shot straight into their mouths or first deposited into a cup, glass, bowl, spoon, straw, or whatever else is handy, the girls gulp down every last drop of their presented load with what appears to be (but could very well not be) glee. Sperm Suckers is a wild and often challenging site devoted entirely to the ingestion of ejaculate. Hold onto your lunch, fellas, 'cause this one's… well, kinda icky.
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You might have managed to score yourself a roll in the hay with a tattooed girl with pierced nipples before, but did she ask you to shoot your ejaculate all over her new geisha backpiece? No? Well, you’ve hardly come close to the joys any guy working on Cum On My Tattoo has felt. With the likes of Lorelai Lee, Adrianna Nicole, and Regan Reese all lining up their beautifully adorned bodies and insisting on very specific external ejaculations, Cum On My Tattoo is unlike any other site on the ‘net, and is one of Burning Angel’s most original adult ventures.