He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
Racquel Devonshire might sound like the name of a Spanish-British woman of distinguished class and social stature, but in reality, Ms. Devonshire it your classic North American MILF. She loves showing off her fit, curvaceous body on camera and shows nothing but enthusiasm for the stripping, sucking, dildoing, and fucking that is required of all amateur pornstars. Her husband and producer, TJ, is along for the ride, ample jizz loads at the ready, so why not fasten your seatbelt and take a long drive through suburban America with Racquel Devonshire.
Encompassing four sites devoted to different pornographic niches - bukkake, group sex/gangbangs, pornstar babes, and a solo model who puts the "fuck" in "I'm fucking British" - UK XXX Pass has ample opportunity to impress. Neither Splat Bukkake, Sexy UK Pornstars, Kaz B XXX, or UK Porn Party manage to impress, though, struggling to maintain a regular, frequent update schedule or provide even the simplest cross-site browsing capabilities. UK XXX Pass shows promise, yes, but it's far from a perfect inning.
Peter North has made thousands, maybe millions of guys insanely jealous of his incredibly substantial ejaculatory emissions for many years, but now a new challenger has arrived in the form of Cum Disgrace, a Porn Pros site that takes the hottest pornstars in the US of A, ties them up in BDSM apparatus, as proceeds to fill every available hole with an unimaginably huge amount of semen. With some huge cocks doing the fucking and a determined focus on jizz that few sites will cop to, Cum Disgrace could very well be the ultimate ejaculation site; well, if only the cocks and their emissions were real.
While they don't suck sperm exactly - they're not microscopic superheroines, after all - the women of Sperm Suckers certainly do wrap their lips around a stiff dick, working and then draining it of its essential liquid essences. Whether shot straight into their mouths or first deposited into a cup, glass, bowl, spoon, straw, or whatever else is handy, the girls gulp down every last drop of their presented load with what appears to be (but could very well not be) glee. Sperm Suckers is a wild and often challenging site devoted entirely to the ingestion of ejaculate. Hold onto your lunch, fellas, 'cause this one's… well, kinda icky.
You’ve gone down on her, She’s gone down on you. What’s left? Well, she could let you shoot it on her face next time instead of taking it all in her mouth and rushing to the sink to spit. That’s what the girls of Facial Flavor do - the suck and suck and suck then lean back and let the guy cover their faces in thick, creamy ejaculate. You now have the option of leaning back, loading up a Facial Flavor video, and watching some of Europe’s prettiest and most talented cocksuckers get a faceful.
Whether it's a Harajuku girl sucking on a lollipop, a bar hostess slamming back sake, or business women downing Nachan on their lunch breaks, we Westerners have every reason to believe Japanese love to slurp stuff. Here at the more than appropriately titled Japanese Slurp, that "stuff" is ejaculate that spews forth from every stiff dick in sight, landing on the tongues, lips, and faces of gorgeous Japanese oral sluts. Largely free of the censorship that plagues other All Japanese Pass sites, Japanese Slurp is a thoroughly enjoyable romp through the mouths of the nation's most willing, eager, and thirsty babes.
Although it deals with a niche usually favored by the Japanese adult industry, UK site Splat Bukkake nevertheless aims to give you every blowbang, gangbang, and mass facial drenching scene you could possibly want. With slightly irregular updates and an archive that's still lingering around the 100-scene mark, Splat Bukkake isn't all it could be, but it's making a valiant effort, that's for sure.