You've heard of MILFs and sluts, I'm sure, but what about MILF sluts who can't keep their knickers on no matter how hard they try? MILF Sluts Gone Wild is a site focusing on the most aggressively carnal mature German vixens you've ever seen doing things you've only dreamed middle-aged women capable of. Part of the nastiest network online porn has to offer, Burning Ticket, MILF Sluts Gone Wild is an absolute clusterfuck in the best way.
While they don't suck sperm exactly - they're not microscopic superheroines, after all - the women of Sperm Suckers certainly do wrap their lips around a stiff dick, working and then draining it of its essential liquid essences. Whether shot straight into their mouths or first deposited into a cup, glass, bowl, spoon, straw, or whatever else is handy, the girls gulp down every last drop of their presented load with what appears to be (but could very well not be) glee. Sperm Suckers is a wild and often challenging site devoted entirely to the ingestion of ejaculate. Hold onto your lunch, fellas, 'cause this one's… well, kinda icky.
Jocks: love 'em or run screaming, holding onto your not-yet toilet-swirled hair whenever they enter the hallway, they're the focus of most works by Jocks Studio. Having been in operation many, many years, it's no surprise that Jocks present their fans with a website loaded with awesome hardcore vids pitting jock against twink and, sometimes, jock against jock. What is a surprise is that none of the content, not even the photos, can be downloaded or saved. Once you're a Jocks Studios member, you'll have access to everything, but only as long as your membership remains valid. How long will that be? Will you even join at all? Heed Mr. Pink's advice as I take you on our inaugural journey into the heart of Jocks Studios.
Some guys fantasize about 18-year-old bikini models. Some guys fantasize about nuns. Some guys long to fuck an African, Asian, Armenian, or Aruban. Some guys, like the members of Old Nanny, on the other hand, dream of sliding into the craggy vaginal ravine that is mature (very, very mature) pussy. Old Nanny's cock-suckers and lesbians give it their best shot in HD hardcore encounters, but can they match up to the very impressive pornstars of today?
Straight sex isn't manly enough and gay sex too much, so what then, oh gender-bending porno fiend, do you watch for kicks? My Dream Shemale could be right up your alley, especially if you've imagined yourself on the giving end of a fierce ass-pounding tranny-fucking session with some hot Latina and her stiff dick. Hardcore from the get-go to the adios, My Dream Shemales high-res photos and 720p HD videos present you, the hypothetical member, a growing collection of scenes guaranteed to have you wondering "WTF?" while you dump a load, christening your latest box of Kleenex with some true gender-bending carnal frivolity. Sound like your kind of good time?
Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Women whose ethnic heritage traces back to Subcontinental Asia (India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh etc) haven't exactly been prominent in the porn world, certainly not like East and Southeast Asians (Japanese, Chinese, Thai etc), but that's all set to change thanks to You Kama, a site that ditches all the non-Desis in favor of celebrating homegrown and professional beauties from the Subcontinent. While plagued with video and navigation issues, You Kama is quite unlike anything else on the 'net, a definitive vendor of Desi porn.