As soon as you lay your eyes on them, the young European women of Beauty Angels will surely have warmed your heart (among other body parts) with their charming smiles, sweet faces, lithe bodies, and exuberant sexualities, truly earning their inclusion on a site with such an evocative name. These girls are far from angels, though - at least in the traditional sense - and you’ll certainly get a kick out of seeing them suck and fuck their way to a heavenly orgasm, either theirs, their co-star’s, or yours.
Don’t you, dear reader, long to be a high-roller, the kind of guy who can and will whisk his ladyfriend away for a romantic (read: pornographic) weekend in the tropics, a weekend of sun, surf, sand, sky-diving, and sex? Well, if you need some pointers, I’m sure the guys behind Sunrise Kings would be glad to help out. They’ve managed to visit some of the worlds most gorgeous holiday spots and they’ve taken some of Europorn’s most dynamic performers with them, capturing every explicit bout of outdoor coitus along the way. They fuck in the waves, on dunes, on mountaintops, in caves, and even on a raft in the raging rapids of some remote river. Come on in, fellas, the fuckin’s fine!
Most of the American readers of this site have probably never set foot on the European continent, let alone met, sweet talked, intoxicated, and subsequently bedded a beautiful French, Hungarian, or Romanian woman. That’s why we need guys like Viv Thomas who’ll go out there and do it all for us, capturing every moment on video for his loyal followers to see. Viv Thomas Video collects his A/V adventures all in one convenient location, so why not sample life on the continent for yourself. It’s cheaper than a place ticket and safer than an Amsterdam hostel, after all.
MILFs and cougars are all well and good if you're looking for an experienced hand to teach you a thing or ten, but if you feel you've got some sexual wisdom to impart, perhaps you'd be more comfortable in the company of an 18-year-old slut-to-be. Well, if such ladies are of interest to you, you'll be amazed at the beauties to be seen stripping, masturbating, and fucking both each other and some lucky fellows on 18 X Girls. With a distinctly European style and bright, clear HD videos, 18 X Girls is a promising porn site.
From the city streets of Budapest comes Jo, a lithe brunette model who delights in sharing herself with a dedicated audience. Through her weekly photo and video installments, Jo shows you not only how she makes love to her own body, but also how she makes love to another woman. With 720p HD videos and 2400px photos capturing every delectable second in crystal clear images, I Dream of Jo is a solid base for Jo's online operations. Or, it would be if Jo hasn't been usurped by her more sedate, more private alter-ego, Moni. What does the future hold for Jo/Moni? Can we expect I Dream of Jo to gradually become a predictable Twilight Zone episode centered on the madonna-whore complex? Only a thorough Mr. Pink's investigation, and perhaps Jo's blog, will tell.
Loaded as Facebook seems to be with women eager to thrust their physiques, perfectly crafted or shabbily assembled as they might be, into your digital field of vision, it makes sense that an adult erotica site would use the game-changing social networking website as a casting resource. Daphoz is a site that has allegedly done exactly that. What's that? You didn't know such notable adult models as Sarah Peachez and Sandra Shine were your average female Facebook users? Consider yourself schooled by Daphoz, dude, the site that, like your newfound (and totally tangential) Facebook connection to some babe, shows ample promise but will it deliver?
Few sites are titled as bluntly as Sex with Kathia Nobili and for a site filled with BDSM-inspired hardcore scenes that see the titular star fucking herself, other women, and the stiffest, biggest men in Europorn, it's a fitting title indeed. The star, a blonde Czech beauty with a sterling reputation for pornographic excellence, can't satisfy on her own, though, and Sex with Kathia Nobili needs a reinvigorated update schedule if it's going to pass any die-hard hardcore aficionado's muster.
Pornstars can be great to watch, sure, but it always seems a little odd that they can turn up for work not knowing whose ejaculate they'll be ingesting that day, how many guys will be participating in a given gangbang, or even what network site they're shooting for. It all seems a little impersonal, don't ya think? Well, for those wishing porn would get a little more genuinely intimate, along comes Cash for Sex Tape. Offering real-life amateur couples, mostly European, a decent sum of money to shoot and submit seven hours of footage that shows their lives together, in bed and out, the team behind this highly original take on amateur porn have combined romance, reality, and adventurous hardcore fucking and turned it into a unique adult website experience that is no doubt a lot more interesting than most people's lives. (It's certainly more interesting than mine, he said as he moved his cursor to Spelling and Grammar Check and patted himself on the back for another review job well done, coffee bubbling in the pot in the background.)
The site in question combines two of my favorite things: hard rock and glam rock! So, you’ve got bands like New York Dolls and T-Rex and The Sweet but don’t you wish they’d rock a little harder? More like MC5 or something! Yeah! Imagine Marc Bolan fronting MC5 or Phil Lynott writing songs for The Stooges. That’d be wicked! Oh…UK porn? Niche stuff and regular hardcore? Sounds all right, I guess… not as cool as Lynott and Iggy sharing the stage, but whatever.
If you, like a pal of mine that later turned into a major dickface, can’t stand to watch porn containing human penises, you’re probably a devoted fan of the girl-on-girl or lesbian niche. Les Archives should then take care of all your sapphic requirements, should it not? Well, dear reader, this site sure shows a lot of promise and contains some very good hardcore teen lesbian content, but there are still a few issues that need addressing. Wanna know what the are? Read on, weary solider, a poon-filled respite is just around the corner.