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You've been called a "motherfucker" and maybe even tossed the same insult at someone else, but until you've seen the looks on the faces of the inhumanly lucky guys banging both titular women in each Moms Bang Teens scene, you really have no idea how flattering such a term can be. With cougars prowling their kitchens, young women and their boyfriends can't even cobble together a snack without being trained in the sexual arts by a woman almost twice their age. Good thing for us these older women are some of porn's finest MILFs, otherwise Moms Bang Teens could've been severely disappointing.
With an enormous reserve of ejaculatory fluids, his hose cocked, aimed and ready, and his target grinning in anticipation, the mysterious face-painter known as 'Jesse' steps forward to claim dominance over all other territory-marking men and their feeble attempts to surpass a Jesse Loads Monster Facial. On the site of the same name you'll find nearly 200 exclusive blowjobs (and more) ending with messy, messy facials any sperm-shooter will enjoy. Watch and learn, sharpshooters, 'cause this is how you really land a beauty.
You've cleaned out the doghouse and you've been thrown in the doghouse, but have you beaten yourself senseless, sexually speaking, with the Doghouse? Doghouse Digital is one of Canada's greatest pornographic exports and you can now join in all the sexual capers of this great Northern studio at its online home, also called Doghouse Digital. With more than 600 scenes already online and a wealth of international stars at your disposal, this is one Doghouse you'll actually want to linger in.
Boning not one, but two gorgeous women is on every guys' list of priorities and, for most of these kinky bastards, it comes a narrow third after winning the lottery and hitting a home-run at [your preferred team's home ground here]. 2 Chicks Same Time is Naughty America's attempt to quench your seemingly undying thirst for two-girl action and while it won't quench it for long - the small collection being one major problem - it still makes Naughty America a naughtier and more thrilling place to be. So, until you finally manage to realize your undefeated top fantasy, perhaps 2 Chicks Same Time will provide you with the drive to succeed or, at the very least, shoot seed.
Instead of taking an extra long shower and using a soapy rag to gently massage your own balls, why not allow yourself a vicarious virtual trip to one of those controversial Asian massage parlors? You know the ones: they advertise shiatsu but deliver "full service" if the tips are right. Soapy Massage is like many other massage porn sites, just with soap. That means you'll find top-tier pornstars and some Asian unknowns putting their hands, feet, mouths, and entire bodies to work, aiming for nothing but ultimate relaxation and a much needed release for their clients. While you might not feel the suds slowly running down your chest as a tightly-packed Chinese-American ass hovers over your face, your dick enveloped in a moist oral orifice, Soapy Massage is about as close as you can get without paying a c-note to some strange (and possibly infectious) stranger.
With their motto of "Nobody Does it Better" being pretty much the crystalline truth, Naughty America has been one of American porn's most compelling and exciting porn networks for much of the past two or three years. With high production values aiding their scripted pseudo-reality-based scenes, and with a steady stream of the greatest performers in contemporary porn, it's impossible to overlook this pornographic powerhouse. Now that Naughty America Mobile is ready to be viewed on your iPhone, Android, or other mobile net-enabled media device. Although it's not as comprehensive as its desktop-based big brother, Naughty America Mobile retains the feel, the style, the power, and much of the content of the original, and makes for awesome mobile viewing.
The real world can be a terrifying place: taxes, plasticized people, Dr. Doom's latest plan for global dominance, pornstars named Kiki Minaj and Avril Vagine. That's why Reality Junkies decided to pool the creative forces of its crew and cast members to produce porn that vaguely adheres to some semblance of reality while making everything a whole lot more raunchy! You've got hot chicks fucking everyone, MILFs fucking everyone, business execs fucking everyone… Hell, everyone seems to be fucking everyone! Why aren't we?