Imagine finally relenting and telling your tight bro that although, yes, his new girlfriend does indeed have enticing dick-sucking lips, it's his mother who gives better head! He'd kick the crap out of you and promptly remove you from the Fantasy Football league you co-founded. Instead of risking such a valuable friendship over a blowjob (even a great one), why not live vicariously through Mommy Blows Best, a My XXX Pass site that aims to prove an experienced oral lover beats a slutty harlot of a twenty-something party girl every single time.
Joey Silvera isn't the kind of pornographer who'll simply accept the standard modes of sexual expression and shoot them in HD, no, he's an altogether different beast. With strap-ons a-plenty, sissified men, aggressively dominant women, and reversed gender roles serving up a wide variety of remarkably adventurous hardcore porn, Joey Silvera's online home at Evil Angel is a tour de force of bold, original onscreen fornication.
Instead of trying to keep up to date with who's just had new implants installed, who's attempting to follow Jenna Jameson into the mainstream, which fresh-faced starlet is already giving up the rear passage, or how many tattoos a particular star has had inked in order to stay "relevant", the folks behind The Classic Porn know that the greatest porn films ever made were made in the '60s, '70s, and '80s. With a cavalcade of the most influential and infamous performers in porno history, this retro-styled site brings you the hottest fucking from the hottest performers of days gone by, some of whom are still around today. If you never had a chance to see what porn used to be like, The Classic Porn can be your own personal smut-serving portal into the greatest ever era in adult entertainment.
From her birthplace of Budapest, Hungary, Eve Angel has gone on to become the toast of Europe's booming adult entertainment industry, starring in works of sophistication and glamor… and riding an inflatable strap-on attached to a latex-covered female slave. Eve's a bit kinky, see, and you'll enjoy watching her fuck herself and her friends in surprisingly creative ways. Mentored by Denys Defrancesco and at home on his DDF Network, Eve Angel is Hungary's, if not Europe's preeminent erotic goddess.
While she can't go out drinking with you after work on a Friday night, an 18-year-old babe can be a hell of a lot of fun. Porn Pros token teen site, 18 Years Old proves this with over 300 exclusive hardcore scenes that range from uninhibited party hookups to slow, seductive erotica that'll just as likely please your lady-friend as they will you. Although, much like the young women it features, 18 Years Old is far from perfect, it's certainly getting better and better as it ages.
You may not have heard the name Brandon Iron before, but it's almost inconceivable that you haven't enjoyed one of his frenetic blowjob scenes, the best of which have been assembled and arranged for you at Load My Mouth. Part of the illustrious Pornstar Network, Iron's Load My Mouth series takes pornstars, experienced and amateur, plugs their faces with his boner, amps up the intensity level, and finishes off by heaving from his sack a monstrous load that the recipient then guzzles down with glee. In essence, Load My Mouth is a site on which you'll see Brandon Iron loading the mouths of pornstar hotties with his ejaculate. Now tell me this guy doesn't have one of the world's greatest occupations. Go on.
Sweet, sticky, and sometimes heralding a painful sting: honey and women aren't that different, you know? At least, that's the position taken by Go Honey Go! A brand-new site just now passing the 50-scene mark, Go Honey Go doesn't give much away on its tour pages except to showcase its stunning models in barely-there outfits and their naked, natural forms - and what honeys they are! With a site so new it can be hard to tell if membership is worthwhile, but, hey, that's why I'm here, so tag along with Professor Pink as I investigate Go Honey Go and see if it does, honey, does.
Milking Table doesn't involve lactation, milky insertions, or tabletop BBW fondling - it's a massage site with a unique twist. Part of the growing yet now former Nuru Network, Milking Table sees sexually troubled men seek the advice of a sex and massage therapist. She talks him through the process, rubs him down, then asks him to mount the gaping hole in her massage table, slipping his dick through the tabletop for a pseudo-anonymous handjob and blowjob session that'll ultimately leave him and you equally spent and satisfied.