Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.
An adult website can be strictly devoted to its professed niche, add content on a frequent basis, present videos and photos in high resolution formats, and feature some extremely potent explicit sexual content, but that doesn't always mean it's a winner! Mature NL, a hardcore MILF and GILF site from The Netherlands, unfortunately suffers from a number of setbacks that, although considerably minor, are made unavoidably disappointing by a lofty membership fee. While Mr. Pink can't quite tell what the future holds for Mature NL, the present seems pretty damn dim.
There's a definite ending to the male sexual experience and it can often be a drag to clean up, hiding as it does in armpits, under pillows, and, as famously shown in There's Something About Mary, in the hair of a female receiver. Contrary to popular belief, however, men aren't the only ones capable of ejecting fluid from their bodies in a moment of climax, and squirting site Fem Flood aims to prove this in graphic detail in its exclusive photos and videos. Like squirting itself, though, Fem Flood doesn't always work as it should and could lead you, the viewers, wishing you'd never bothered to investigate it in the first place.
Porn is great and all, but doesn’t it sometimes feel quite distancing? You’re watching and fantasizing about fucking some woman you’ve never met and likely will never exchange words, let alone fluids with. It all seems a bit too impersonal. Day With a Pornstar changes all that! Brought to you by Brazzers, the 29-site network long considered one of the ‘nets best, Day With a Pornstar takes you on an outing with some of the hottest performers in the industry then brings them home (or stays out on the boat, at the beach, in the bowling alley) for some raucous hardcore sex as only Brazzers can deliver. It’s the next best thing to being a pornstar’s friend (preferably with benefits) IRL.
Some believe women are most sexually desirable in their early twenties, but Veronica Avluv destroys the notion by throwing her incredibly sexy 39-year-old self into scenes so rough, raw, and totally hardcore they'd make any porno newcomer wince, blush, and plotz all at the same time. Taking on all comers, male or female, often two or three at a time, and doing it all while looking like a refined, seductive Hollywood starlet of years gone by, Veronica Avluv's Club is one well worth examining closer.
Noted producer of gay adult films, Kristen Bjorn has been making some of the hottest man-on-man pornography since 1982 and has been praised by William Higgins (one of Bjorn’s acclaimed contemporaries), thusly: [in] the relatively brief history of hardcore gay videos, Kristen Bjorn has emerged unchallenged as the best director to date." Given such lofty accolades, Bjorn’s self-titled website can be assumed to host a staggeringly impressive collection of the best all-male hardcore sex videos and photos in the world. Is that the case, though? Does Kristen Bjorn live up to his glowing reputation with this, his official online home? The straight, but definitely not narrow, investigation begins right here at Mr. Pink’s!
The vast majority of professional pornstars have breasts that could be declared impressive, but what makes the bustiest stand apart from the busty? They’ve got Serious Boobs, that’s what. Big, bountiful, undulating udders of gargantuan proportions can make the least physically engaging woman the object of lustful affection and Serious Boobs presents exactly such models in a collection of exclusive hardcore scenes designed to have you trying but failing to lift your eyes above a cleavage line. Serious Boobs, dear reader, quite simply offers exactly that.
Short of calling up every woman you know over the age of 40, how are you, dear reader, to prove that “mature” women truly are the most satisfying sexual partners. Well, since you’re clearly a porn fan anyway, why not take Real Mothers Exposed’s word on the matter? Presenting almost 80 scenes of carnally ferocious 30-somethings and 40-somethings (and perhaps even a 50-something or two) sucking cock, riding hard, and having the sense screwed out of them by appreciative younger men, Real Mothers Exposed is yet another pornsite aimed at MILF lovers everywhere. Can it impress enough to become a significant contributor to the MILF porn genre? Read on, young buck, and find out!