In the immortal words of small town beauty queen (and known town bicycle), Laura Palmer, "Isn't sex weird?" Boy, if only Laura had seen the influx of utterly bizarre Japanese animated smut that crept onto our American shores thanks to the Internet, she'd likely shit a brick. Hentai Niches is one of many sites on the 'net devoted entirely to explicit animated sex scenes, but unlike many similar sites, Hentai Niches promises uncensored penetration in a wild and wonderful range of niches, from pirate dandies who love to titty-fuck, virtual reality masturbation aids, hardcore gangbangs, to straight-up lesbian and hetero intercourse between studly studs and slutty sluts. With five bonus sites tacked onto your membership package and 600 scenes already on this site alone, Hentai Niches is like one of those Chinatown DVD stores' XXX areas - you know, the ones with a little floral privacy curtain - but digital and nowhere near as sketchy.
Chuck Berry might have been accused of secretly videotaping 59 women while they used a restroom in one of his restaurants, but compared to the guy behind My Spy Vids, the rock 'n' roll legend might as well have just given them an unwanted seductive glance from the window of his yellow four-door Coupe de Ville convertible. My Spy Vids sees an unnamed young entrepreneur capturing his seemingly endless sexual conquests on hidden cameras placed discreetly around his apartment. With a bevy of young babes coming inside for a little roly-poly and it's all available exclusively here on his very own website, My Spy Vids.
Most guys would kill to get their little mitts on a freshly shaved, silkily smooth, tight, and slightly moist 19-year-old pussy, but not you! Oh no, you've gotta retain your proud sense of sexual individuality and instead lust after the crusty, dusty, and excessively hirsute excuses for female genitalia as found only on the bodies of so-called "mature" women. Nobody's grandma's panties are safe around you, are they? Well, why not use Old Pussy Exam to live out your fantasies of gynecological examination, with you as the probing doctor and any one of fifty aging European women as your subjects? Don't deny yourself such a rare pleasure, doc! Old Pussy Exam is exactly the treatment you need.
Anyone who can't help but wonder what that hot young lesbian couple at the other end of the bar will be like once they reach the ripe old age of 45 or 50 or 55 will surely get a kick out of Mom Loves Mom, a site loaded with middle-aged and elderly women who, societal conventions be damned, can't get enough of licking, sucking, and fucking each others brains out. Hardcore lesbian content abounds here and there's a large collection of solo masturbation content, too, making Mom Loves Mom a site of interest to lesbian and self-sufficient sex fans, both. There are, however, more than a couple of problems plaguing this site's existence and giving potential members second thoughts about signing up. (And no, none of these problems appear to be the declining physical health of the performers.)
When it comes to babes and the beach, no other site can really touch Costeñas Locas. After all, it does feature some of South and Central America's most curvaceous and charming women, most of them with typically thick asses, and shoots its hardcore scenes by the beach, under a cabana, and in the breaking waves of the ocean for a tropical effect. A vicarious vacation for the sun-deprived Spanish-speaking audience and those who, language be damned, just wanna see some choice tail work its wonders on your sexual urges, Costeñas Locas is a brief (but unfortunately quite disappointing) treat.
There's nothing quite as good as a thrilling sexual encounter that, however carnal and animalistic it seems at the time, has something significant going on under the surface. That often puzzling undercurrent of a blissfully hardcore fuck is what inspired some pornographers to start up a network hosting sites named such rather odd names as Crygasm, Latina Emotion, and Asian Emotion. Emotion Porn Network hosts five sites in all, each one offering something intriguing: crying pornstars, passionate interracial hardcore, behind the scenes footage from porn shoots, and the greatest pornstars from the Golden Age; and that's just the start. Grab your tissues, boys, and grab a few extras for the girls; there's a lot of liquids flowing inside Emotion Porn, and they're not all yours.
When you find yourself becoming bored with today's triple-penetration, super-hardcore, spitting-slapping-choking porn, there's always the hits of the past. Turning back to the '60s, '70s, and '80s - with maybe a little '90s thrown in for good measure - is Hall of Fame Porn, a site from Emotion Porn Network that operates under a fairly simple premise: vote for your porno idols of yesteryear and we'll put 'em on online! Want more a supercock John Holmes? Christy Canyon's absorbing rack get you off? Get into Hall of Fame Porn and vote with your pecker!
Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.